So as you know by now, Turtleboy Sports is a big fan of RBG’s poetry. We even got him elected Worcester’s Best Poet in the Worcester Magazine poll. Now, he’s taking the next logical step and going to one of the great American cities for Poetry Jam Nationals – Oakland. And celebrities should never have to pay for their own plane tickets, so logically a GoFundMe page has been started for our boy. You best believe Turtleboy is down for the cause, but it comes with one requirement:
Your move RBG. We need a Turtleboy Haiku and we need it yesterday. Here’s some suggestions:
P.S. The fact that Joyce McNickles gave $25 for this:
While donating nothing for the GoFundMe page for David Luyando’s (the man who was shot and killed at Hope Cemetery) funeral costs, might be the perfect metaphor for what she is all about. RBG poetry – yes. Helping a family offset the costs of a senseless death which finds it’s root causes in poverty – no.