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So as you know by now, Turtleboy Sports is a big fan of RBG’s poetry. We even got him elected Worcester’s Best Poet in the Worcester Magazine poll. Now, he’s taking the next logical step and going to one of the great American cities for Poetry Jam Nationals – Oakland. And celebrities should never have to pay for their own plane tickets, so logically a GoFundMe page has been started for our boy. You best believe Turtleboy is down for the cause, but it comes with one requirement:
Your move RBG. We need a Turtleboy Haiku and we need it yesterday. Here’s some suggestions:
P.S. The fact that Joyce McNickles gave $25 for this:
While donating nothing for the GoFundMe page for David Luyando’s (the man who was shot and killed at Hope Cemetery) funeral costs, might be the perfect metaphor for what she is all about. RBG poetry – yes. Helping a family offset the costs of a senseless death which finds it’s root causes in poverty – no.
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18 Comment(s)
RBG, the local civil unrest artist and system fucker, as well as Bullshit artist, can go fuck himself six ways to Sunday.
Or maybe RBG should just get a real job so he wouldn’t have so much time to think up stupid shit.
Writing’s on the wall
Summer of Turtleboy
Too bad hippies
*Writing’s on the wall
*Summer of the turtleboy
*hippies cry and cry
I do not teach school
I was taught when it was hot
Summer school I went
Hickery dickery dock, RGB was…. whoops, wrong poem. Well, maybe not. But ewwwwww.
this guy is not a lyricist or poet. his stuff is trashh
They used RBG’s court picture?! That is… Nope. Nevermind. Someone stop the Earth, I want off this ride!
I’ll even give him a start: “…there once was a man from Nantucket…”
I wrote a haiku
but it is not very good
so I won’t share it
Floating asteroid.
Need to buy some school supplies.
You’re sulking in it.
It would be fun to see what amount of money this guy would sell out for.
Beware of Whites who
Say that we are all equal
They are idiots
Beware of racists who say Black Lives Matter but then block an intersection possibly endangering black lives.
Sorry in IP:
Beware of racists
who block an intersection
endangering black lives
This might actually be RBG’s entry. RBG, replace “whites” with “snow” to get the seasonal reference and “say” with “says” to make the verb agree with the new subject.
Can a donation be made for a one way ticket only?
“Good Chap”…. LOL