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Turtleboy Sponsors RBG Poetry Trip If He Writes Haiku For Turtleboy

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So as you know by now, Turtleboy Sports is a big fan of RBG’s poetry. We even got him elected Worcester’s Best Poet in the Worcester Magazine poll. Now, he’s taking the next logical step and going to one of the great American cities for Poetry Jam Nationals – Oakland. And celebrities should never have to pay for their own plane tickets, so logically a GoFundMe page has been started for our boy. You best believe Turtleboy is down for the cause, but it comes with one requirement:

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Your move RBG. We need a Turtleboy Haiku and we need it yesterday. Here’s some suggestions:

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P.S. The fact that Joyce McNickles gave $25 for this:

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While donating nothing for the GoFundMe page for David Luyando’s (the man who was shot and killed at Hope Cemetery) funeral costs, might be the perfect metaphor for what she is all about. RBG poetry – yes. Helping a family offset the costs of a senseless death which finds it’s root causes in poverty – no.

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18 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    July 8, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    RBG, the local civil unrest artist and system fucker, as well as Bullshit artist, can go fuck himself six ways to Sunday.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      July 9, 2015 at 7:52 pm

      Or maybe RBG should just get a real job so he wouldn’t have so much time to think up stupid shit.

  • oneopinion
    Hanginpossum
    July 8, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Writing’s on the wall
    Summer of Turtleboy
    Too bad hippies

    • oneopinion
      Hanginpossum
      July 8, 2015 at 6:59 pm

      *Writing’s on the wall
      *Summer of the turtleboy
      *hippies cry and cry

      I do not teach school
      I was taught when it was hot
      Summer school I went

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    July 8, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    Hickery dickery dock, RGB was…. whoops, wrong poem. Well, maybe not. But ewwwwww.

  • slamjam
    July 8, 2015 at 5:27 pm

    this guy is not a lyricist or poet. his stuff is trashh

  • WTF...Worcester?
    July 8, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    They used RBG’s court picture?! That is… Nope. Nevermind. Someone stop the Earth, I want off this ride!

  • Curious TB'er
    July 8, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    I’ll even give him a start: “…there once was a man from Nantucket…”

  • RJ
    July 8, 2015 at 11:28 am

    I wrote a haiku
    but it is not very good
    so I won’t share it

  • Dude
    July 8, 2015 at 10:53 am

    Floating asteroid.
    Need to buy some school supplies.
    You’re sulking in it.

  • July 8, 2015 at 8:35 am

    It would be fun to see what amount of money this guy would sell out for.

  • Just Your Average Turtle
    July 8, 2015 at 8:30 am

    Beware of Whites who
    Say that we are all equal
    They are idiots

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      July 8, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Beware of racists who say Black Lives Matter but then block an intersection possibly endangering black lives.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Frank Lee
        July 8, 2015 at 10:31 am

        Sorry in IP:
        Beware of racists
        who block an intersection
        endangering black lives

    • oneopinion
      Hanginpossum
      July 8, 2015 at 6:34 pm

      This might actually be RBG’s entry. RBG, replace “whites” with “snow” to get the seasonal reference and “say” with “says” to make the verb agree with the new subject.

  • Woo Crew Phew
    July 8, 2015 at 7:20 am

    Can a donation be made for a one way ticket only?

  • Frogshit
    July 8, 2015 at 6:35 am

    “Good Chap”…. LOL

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