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Turtleboy Sports Has Been Summonsed To Fix Plantation Street Because Apparently We Are Worcester’s Batman Now

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You know we can tell Turtleboy Sports is taking over the media in this town? This comment we saw on the You’re Probably From Worcester if, Facebook page:

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Dude, we’re on it!! Have we become the Worcester’s version of Batman in print? Dear Chad Gustafson – Turtleboy has seen the disaster that is Plantation Street. We documented it back in March when we did our blog on the Top 10 Worst Pothole Ridden Streets In Worcester Plantation Street was ranked #3. It was a complete disaster. The thing looked like a gigantic lasagna that some fat kid stuck his greasy hands into:

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Personally I happened to be driving down Plantation Street from Hamilton, trying to get a delicious Italian grinder that I am now addicted to at Belsito’s. (Thank you Turtleboy Nation for exposing a West Sider to this place). I got to that light at Franklin Street and there was a blockade up. I tried to take a right and maneuver through some side streets but it was like driving through Serbia after an airstrike. I ended up right back where I started and it took me like an hour to get to Belsito’s. Sucked.

Don’t worry though, we’ll do a follow up blog on what a disaster Plantation Street is right now and we’ll try to figure out a more sensible solution the city can come up with for traffic.

I kind of like where this is headed though. Someone puts out the Turtle signal on the Facebook machine, and BOOM – Turtleboy fixes your problem for you. Now we just have to get Sheila on board:

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7 Comment(s)
  • They are all hacks
    July 25, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    I will admit your site is an addiction now. I have to hit it at least once a day.

    You do have a great deal of power. Remember to always use it for good, and please never sell out.

  • Nanny
    July 25, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Haha I used to work with Chad at Lechmere back in HS along with Dave D. and Larry Luggage.

  • Ser Davos Seaworth
    July 25, 2015 at 7:43 am

    And when Mosiac pays back the city of Worcester after this audit is completed, the city will then have the money to re-pave the airstricken roadways.

  • Woo Driver
    July 25, 2015 at 6:53 am

    Ever seen the crater field that they call Albany Street? It’s either a mine field of ginormous potholes or an extension of a giant body shop workspace at the corner of Albany and Muskeego streets. Literally, guys fixing cars parked in the middle of the street and wreckers blocking the corner. It used to be a magnificent shortcut traffic free way to get from one end of Shrewsbury St to the other. Now someone has tried to annex it as private property so the city ignores fixing it.

  • Finnish Goalie
    July 25, 2015 at 6:19 am

    The hero that Worcester deserves?

    • The Philistine
      July 25, 2015 at 8:15 am

      The one that Worcester needs!

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