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So Turtleboy Sports is growing by the day, which is awesome, but it’s presenting us with some new challenges. We do blogging over here at Turtleboy. It’s what we’re good at. But we really wanna take this to the next level which means we need to hire a couple people. Our sales manager is now strictly in charge of promotions, and we need to hire a sales guy or girl. Basically your job would be to sell ad space on the site, figure out new creative ways to get advertisers, sell TBS merchandise, etc.
What we’d be looking for is someone with experience in the field. Someone with existing connections, or the ability to get out there and get new business. Your job would be pretty easy since the website sells itself. We’re averaging over 1 million monthly page views, so companies would be dumb not to work with us. We’re too busy putting out content and doing promotions to do this though. We can document every single page view, and show exactly where people are reading it, how old they are, and what their gender is.
The goal is simple – undercut the Telegram and Gazette, Worcester Magazine, and every other media outlet in the region. Their prices (especially the Telegram) for digital ads are outrageous and you can find them online. You’d be selling ad space on a media outlet that is bigger than our competitors, and you have the ability to charge half what they do. So basically you’d go to companies, and tell them you want to cut their advertising budget in half and give them a bigger audience to sell to. Probably the easiest job that has ever existed if you’re good at sales.
We can offer you small base pay plus commission. We’d give you a three month tryout, and you can show us that you can bring in new revenue to the company, then we keep you aboard. If you can’t, then you’re not very good at sales and we’ll find someone else.
We also have been expanding, particularly to Western MA, and we could use a new writer or two. This is a lot harder than it sounds though. Don’t let anyone tell you blogging is easy. Blogging ain’t easy. Basically we’d be looking for writers from anywhere outside of Worcester County to find stories in the news and give them the Turtleboy touch. Before we bring you aboard we’d give you a tryout for a little while and see if, a) you’re good at blogging, and b) you can attract an audience. If you’re from Worcester or close to Worcester, it doesn’t disqualify you, but we just don’t need you to rehash the same stories we’re already blogging about on a daily basis.
Since TBS is the most legitimate news source around, we are also looking to hire some blogging interns. Honestly, why waste your time interning at the Telegram and Gazette? It’s not gonna be around in 20 years. Turtleboy will be. Plus colleges are breeding grounds for dooshnozzles, so you’d have plenty to write about. Be it your crazy professor, or some ridiculous hippie assignment, or a campus wide rally for free shit. Whatever it is, you can get it off your chest by blogging for Turtleboy Sports. We’ll write you a nice letter of recommendation or hire you if we think you have what it takes in this industry.
Finally we need someone who is good with omptimizing websites. We’ve had some technical difficulties in the past, including database errors, and people coming to the home page and finding blogs from December 23 instead of the most recent blogs. We don’t have time to deal with this shit. So basically we’d have you go through the site and find ways to help make sure this never, ever happens again. That’s it. We just wanna throw money at you and never have to worry about this. If you can’t make that happen, that’s cool. We just wanna give you money and have the least amount of communication with you as possible.
So once again we are looking for the 4 following positions:
- Sales Manager
- College intern
- Website guy
Contact us if you are interested. Please send an email to us at https://turtleboysports.com explaining your background, qualifications, and why you’d be a good fit at Turtleboy. Then we can set up a meeting and talk some more.
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