• Turtleboysports.com Is Temporarily Moved To Turtleboysports.co While We Drink The Blood Of Our Enemies – Tell Yo Friends!!

    Turtleboysports.com is temporarily moved to Turtleboysports.co. Tell yo friends!!

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    So we had some issues today. We purchased the domain http://turtleboysports.com in 2013 through WordPress. It’s on auto-renewal. But the credit card we were using recently expired, and it didn’t renew. That’s why many of you couldn’t get on the site today. Rookie move. Bad Turtleboy.

    Anyway, we’re working out our issues with WordPress and trying to get back control of that domain. In the meantime our Turtleboy Engineering Nerd Team has purchased a new site – Turtleboysports.co. It’s the same site, and it’s LIIIIVVVVVE!!!

    Of course if you’re reading this then you already figured that out. On an average day we get about 70,000 viewers on the site. The vast majority of them come from Facebook, followed by search engines, and Twitter. All people who access the site through those channels will continue to have access to the blogs. The only people affected by this who might not be able to find it, are the 8,000-10,000 people every day who go directly to Turtleboysports.com. They’ll be like, WTF? And they’ll have no way of finding it unless they try going through social media. So yea, if you could spread the word that we LIIIIIVEEEE on Turtleboysports.co, that would be great. We love you all. You are all Turtleboy. Never forget that.



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    1. Mr Butthurt

      Mr. Butthurt is upset and expects a free t shirt

    2. BobnMic

      This was very easy to find and I am not a facebook person.

      1. Fiesty's Reality


        1. Dick N Vulva

          Another fake Lawyer! One more and We can make a Vulva sandwich.

        2. Waaaahmbulance!

          Someone’s pussy hurt here?? How can I help?

      2. BobnMic

        Or this bad boy:


      3. Tarbash The Egyptian Magician


    3. ImNewHere

      I avoid the swamp that is social media like the plague so i am proudly one of those 10,000. Glad google shows your most recent tweets as i was temporarily in a rage thinking that there was some butthurt sjw who actually possesed a marketable skill in tech responsible via sabotage.I forgot everyone in your graveyard lacks the talent and ambition necessary to accomplish such a task.

    4. BobnMic

      Fuck it let’s jam:


      1. BobnMic

        Ahhh shit one more then I’m done:


        1. BobnMic

          But this it where it all began in Chicago:


          1. BobnMic

            I meant this for God sake:


          2. Turd Burglestein

            Please go back to chicago and get shot and die.

            1. Waaaahmbulance!

              Please do die Bobby Bitch so I can run over your body, reverse, and do it all over again.

            2. BobnMic

              You love me admit it.

      2. BobnMic's Gerbil

        Go jam something up your ass. Besides a gerbil.

      3. Turd Burglestein

        Go pump up the jam on your tiny penis loser.

        1. BobnMic

          You mean a little remix like this say? –


    5. BobnMic

      Oh well there is Mexico in the mix. Not a bad thing I guess:


      1. BobnMic

        And then we go here. Wow:


    6. BobnMic

      I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and I have a stinky butt….and I like to french kiss my own asshole.

    7. Turd Burglestein

      GTFO with your shitty music and your fake DJ self.

      1. BobnMic

        U mad bro?

        1. Turd Burglestein

          Nah…actually I’m over here laughing my ass off because I know how mad you are. I’ve made your life here a living hell and it brings me such immense joy. I’ve practically had you down on your knees begging me to stop and that amuses me. I got you so bent out of shape that you’ve been messaging Turtleboy begging him for him to ban me, pleading for my IP address like you’re gonna come do something to me…haha that would be so funny…it’d be like the dog who chàses cars and when he finally catches one he doesn’t know what to do with it so he just sits there like a big dummy and barks at it. Even funnier is that you seem to think that everyone here hates me for doing this to you, but I’ve gotten no less than 6 messages on my FB acct (you know the one where you jacked my profile picture and tried to troll me back with it before I stole that account from you) where regular posters here are saying how much they are enjoying seeing what I’m doing to you…say they’ve spit coffee out their nose on more than one occasion.

          So no BoobnMic…I ain’t mad. I may be mad crazy, but I’m far from smash my keyboard kind of mad like you are.



          1. BobnMic

            Turd says – “Nah…actually I’m over here laughing my ass off because I know how mad you are. I’ve made your life here a living hell and it brings me such immense joy.”

            Really? Well I’m glad I could bring joy to someone. Made my life a living hell? Holy shit that is some deep dark Vincent Price kinda shit right there. It’s a blog fucknut. Not reality. The fact that you get off on this shit is proof positive on what sort of an asshole you truly are. And more than likely a little pissy whiny biotch in reality. But continue. Drive on. Knock yourself out. Have a ball. Everybody loves it. Can’t you hear them all cheer?

            Cricket sounds………

            Say hello to your fan base there fecal matter.

        2. Tarbash The Egyptian Magician

          Remember how you tried to troll me with this account and how I jacked it from you? Right click on the avi and see what account name pops up in the link to gravatar loserface.



        3. Turd Burglestein

          Cash me if u can…how bow dah?


    8. Jack Mehoff

      Stupid move you moron. Glad I’m smart enough to not be on Facebook but figure out how to find you.


    9. Just Nick

      aha, so here is where you be. a rookie mistake is right but speaking of rookie mistakes why would you register the admin, technical and contact as Aidan Kearney, 2 Foster St. Worc with a 413 springfield mobile phone number. That would make him, by registration rules, the owner and recipient of all content (not just sales) and abuse issues filed with GoDaddy. Of course, if someone lied that would be even worse as registrars don’t like subterfuge. Hasn’t this guy been raked over the coals enough?

    10. Twat tickler

      Please correct me if I’m wrong as I don’t have enough experience with online commerce to know fully, but wouldn’t sharing your domain name payment issues invite a bidding war for your domain name?

    11. Sarah

      Let me know your secret! Unfortunately my wordpress domain expired when I was too pregnant and lazy to blog (it was a food blog with loads of recipes and shenanigans) and because I was both pregnant and lazy (I will admit this, I mean a tiny and handsome little boy was sucking the life out of me) I never checked in on it for 5 months and since it expired I haven’t been able to get my domain back

      1. Rk

        Yes but yours was worthless. Big difference

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