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Two Inch Tickle Toy Who Tried Tying Down And Raping A Woman In His Palmer Trailer On The Mass Pike Goes By “Barry McCockiner” On Facebook And Was Once An Aspiring Rapper

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MassliveA woman escaped Wednesday morning, seeking help from a truck driver along the Massachusetts Turnpike after she was reportedly held against her will and attacked. Massachusetts State Police were called to the Massachusetts Turnpike, near the Palmer Interchange, shortly after 5 a.m. Wednesday morning. A woman ran to the roadway from the woods and flagged down a tractor-trailer, reporting she was attacked. The woman told police she was held against her will and sexually assaulted in a camping trailer in Palmer. Troopers from the Charlton barracks, state police detectives and crime scene services personnel opened an investigation. Before noon, they announced an arrest. Lee Michael Collins, a 25-year-old resident of Palmer, was quickly identified as a suspect, state police spokesperson David Procopio said. He was interviewed by police at the Palmer Police Station where he was arrested. 

You’ll never guess what this rapey piece of shit goes by on Facebook……

Barry McCockinner. And he used another mugshot from June as his profile picture, because….of course he was arrested for something in June.

When he isn’t tying up women and attempting to force his two inch tickle toy inside of them against their will in his backyard trailer park raping village, you can find him pursuing his rap career with the rest of Palmer’s finest….

He does have at least one ex-gf who seems to think he’s innocent though….

Kiligh, just because you were one of the select few women on earth who was willing to consensually take in his micro-meat scepter, doesn’t mean other woman are willing to do the same.

But by all means, defend the rapey dooshnozzle who calls himself “Barry McCockiner” and lives in a trailer on the Mass Pike. Always a smart move.

13 Comment(s)
  • An American
    September 22, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    I thought sexual assault victims only went to the authorities after ~40 years. This is fake news. 

  • When hoes cry wolf
    September 21, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    Nicole laflamme is a fucking hooker! Known that hoe for years. I can tell you something though, she is a streetwalker. She doesn’t travel. Knowing her she was trying to rob this kid.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 21, 2018 at 12:22 am

    Now I know why tornadoes go for the trailer parks.

  • turtleboy sucks
    September 20, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    She’s a hooker

  • Fkng Faggot
    September 20, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    I don’t know if it was him only because he looks like such a fucking faggot that I would expect him to be raping little boys.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    September 20, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    More like “Aspiring Raper”! Amiright? WAKA WAKA!

  • Jim
    September 20, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    He should also be charged for looking like Victor Buono

  • I'm Back
    September 20, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    You can’t make this stuff up! seriously, Barry McCockiner? Wtf? this guy has to tie them up, its the only way that cock is gonna get buried into anything!

  • JJ
    September 20, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    This blog could have used a few more photos. More DDDescriptions, maybe a link to her stripper profile page,…?

    • Y
      September 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm

      I’ll have The Rapist for $600.00, Alex.
      Ahh, that’s therapist.

      • Sean Connery
        September 21, 2018 at 2:53 am

        Aleksh, I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000.

  • Acid Bath
    September 20, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Bring back torture.

  • TJB
    September 20, 2018 at 11:59 am

    Picture#5 says it all. Escaped mental patient?

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