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Two Lazy Millennial Slop Mops Publicly Battle To See Who Is The GoFundMe Trap Queen Of The South Shore

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I’m so fucking tired of GoFundMe. I’m tired of people dropping the single mother line. I’m tired of people asking for us to fund their journey. I’m tired of people with these long-winded explanations as to why they’re internet panhandling. You know what? If you can’t afford it – than it’s not your journey. Struggling for cash, taking out student loans, and getting your hands dirty is part of the process. It’s not everyone else’s job to pay for you.

So, when someone sent me this latest woe-is-me tale out of Hanson I almost put my fist through a window. Look at window-licking gravy dumpster:

Now, if you’re crying about an inability to work, you should probably not have a video of you doing a handstand as your profile introduction.


As someone who has ACTUAL degenerative disc issues I can tell you that I tread lightly even doing laundry. I wouldn’t dare try a handstand. Here I am! Working! Supporting myself and my family! I’m highly skeptical of all of these ass-aches she’s listing. Especially an 18 year-old who has type two diabetes. It sounds like she’s just listing all the piss-poor excuses/ hypochondriac-frenzied google searches as to why she can’t get off her ass and get a job. If you can show up to the gym everyday – you can show up to a job every day. Get off your ass and work you lazy sow.

People, rightfully, raked Meghan over the coals. She got nasty with anyone who tried to tell her she was a lazy idiot. They even tried to warn her that Turtlegirl was coming.

(Pay close attention to the first commenter) 

Yes, I don’t have to give you all of the information you’re asking for, because I’m protecting my lie through HIPPA, but I can show you a bunch of papers of google searches I printed out to prove you should give me your money.

She can’t find a job that will worsen her medical conditions but spends so much time working out that she has a Facebook page for it. That means she’s a cry baby and will call out of work for anything resembling a broken nail. (Vitamin deficiency?)

Elizabeth West is pretty much my spirit animal.

She’s shaken. She keeps coming up with more creative ways to say how wounded she is over the truth.

Sup Meghan. Nice to meet you. Our two million monthly readers are going to have a field day with your bullet point excuses. Remember a couple graphs up I told you to pay attention to the first commenter?

Don’t worry Meghan, you’re an entitled twit, but the girl you’re arguing with here knows ALLLLLL about GoFundMe because she’s had AT LEAST three that I can think of off the top of my head.

Shanna was someone who made the rounds way before I started writing for the blog. She’s had three GoFundsMes and was locally shamed here on the South Shore for her second and third ones. She uses her disabled kid as the “grab” and has no issues putting her kids all over the internet if it means she can score a few bucks. She has two different baby daddies, constantly cries poor mouth, uses the dreaded single mother line, but somehow manages to own a horse. Don’t worry, the horse had a GoFundMe too!

Here are two campaigns that are still active:

Shanna’s Second GFM
So, yeah, Shanna knows ALL about what GFMs are for. She’s the queen of them and you’re treading on her territory!

Her first was asking people to help vet bills with a horse she owns. Owns. People spent months bashing her. A couple months after she begged for the the cash to get her a new place – her house caught on fire and BOOM another one. 

The corner of a room burns and she needed ALL new stuff and cash. Right.

Shanna had the sack to shit all over a girl for starting an obnoxious GFM. Funny… because she had made a career out of begging online. It sounds like when junkies claim their spot to beg at intersections, another hobo moves in to their designated panhandling property, and they fight over street corners. You know what I hate more than internet panhandling? Hypocrites. Shanna spent months with her posse of basics defending her name and screaming at anyone who questioned her motives. Now she’s doing the same to other people. What a fucking cunt. 

(The post from Anne was because Shanna had taken advantage of one of the local seniors)

Both of these losers need a quick shame sandwich. Quit putting your god damn problems on everyone else, you entitled tools. Remember, the Internet is forever.



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30 Comment(s)
  • Southshoremom
    September 11, 2017 at 9:50 am

    Shanna Meehan is now posing a real estate agent. Do not trust her with the biggest purchase of your life. She is a con artist

  • D.F.
    May 24, 2017 at 2:25 am

    “Our friend Shanna “totaled”her car this morning”
    Oh gods, I am truly laughing my ass off. I went to school and worked briefly with this irritating bitch and she clearly has not changed one bit! Trust me, you dont need to be anything to be labeled entitled. This bitch CONSTANTLY thought she was entitled to EVERYTHING. It is fabulous to see Karma striking this pathetic twit where she needs to be hit. When I first read this article, I never responded, but now I will. Because, well, I cannot stop laughing, I really cant. Shanna has always been a selfish little pig who believes she can get away with how she talks and treats others, not thinking shit would strike her back. She thinks she is a gift to everyone she is around and no one is more important than she is. The self entitled slag does not even know the meaning of being human and never will because she is far from it. If pigs could fly, she clearly made it happen, considering she is the very pig that lets her mouth “fly” constantly do to the fact she firmly believes she knows everything and anyone who challenges her clearly flawed logic could shove off for all she cared. If Trump were a little female slag, Shanna would be his other form, because they match each other perfectly. Moronic, Con, illogical and with her head so far up her own ass that she can see the sunlight from the other end. Her children were not a mistake to this world, but I am telling you now, her mother should of swallowed her ass instead of conceiving it. However, since that had not happened, at least we have the lovely Turleboy to put this twat in her place and call her out on how she is.
    Oh and “Truthful Person”, if she came from a horrible house hold, the bitch wouldnt be complaining that mummy and daddy are forcing her to grow up and actually do the fucking things she is supposed to do as a young adult. Clearly her parents realized their mistake in spoiling the brat because they tried to change things and wound up with a lazy bitch who thinks everyone around her needs to pay her way through life while she gets to do nothing, and get away with it. I highly doubt she even cares for those children she claims to love and care for, I bet mummy and daddy are stuck with raising them and watching them 24/7 while she is out getting shit faced and partying, after all, that was all apart of her personality growing up. So youre getting told a false sob story “Truthful Person”, cause the cunt you put trust in, is not even truthful at all. She lies to keep you hooked and youre damn straight she can play the victim card well, its the only thing she knows. Anything to get a quick buck and a person stupid enough to give it.

    • itsjustme
      May 24, 2017 at 8:53 am

      So should we expect another gofundme then?

    • Southshoremom
      November 12, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      Shanna is bragging about getting a $2k couch from Jordan’s …. maybe she should consider paying out back everyone she scammed for years
      She bugs the crap of me…. she had a car crash earlier and was looking for handouts

  • Adam Hirst
    April 4, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    I need a update on this

  • Amanda
    March 31, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    This is gross to me my best friends now 1 year old baby was diagnosed with cancer 6 months ago and she didn’t even have the guts to make a go fund me her brother in law made own for them. She had to take 6 months off work because he needed chemo for 6 months and he couldn’t be around people or he’d get really sick. Go fund me is for stuff like that and even then she was embarrassed for the help. I could go in and on but both of them act like trash so I think they’ve equally gross.

  • Anonymous
    March 31, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    She goes to a gym that costs $45 a month for membership and buys takeout weekly.. just saying.

  • Anonymous
    March 31, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    She goes to a gym that costs $45 a month for membership.. and buys takeout weekly.. I’ll just let that sink in.

  • Truthful Person
    March 30, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Such a nasty website of people who think they have everyone figured out. As someone that knows one of these two young ladies and works with her in a professional capacity I can assure you that these attacks are out of line. This is someone looking to make it in the world from a really really really really terrible home life and you all are just mean people trying to take people further down while they are at their lowest. It is so telling that people like you will pick on disadvantaged people while saying nothing about millionaires and billionaires rigging the tax system to avoid paying their fair share to support people who were unfortunate enough to be born in terrible situations. You talk so much about your abilities to get jobs… why don’t you get an education so you sound less like angry white assholes on the internet.

    • March 30, 2017 at 11:07 am

      Who says we are white?

      • Truthful Person
        March 30, 2017 at 12:31 pm

        Lucky guess? Keep profiting on the pain of others, you’re a terrific person. Do all “social justice warriors” go after the poor and disabled as you have? Well done, thank you for protecting us from people down on their luck asking for money. Do you call the police when a homeless person asks you for change or write an article about how they messed their lives up? What a public service you provide, thanks.

        • March 30, 2017 at 1:04 pm

          Tell your pal we said hey. Part two will be out tomorrow. Her tears are delicious.

          • Lol
            March 30, 2017 at 5:17 pm

            Hahaha SSTG… I think a Truthful should post an emoji of how this makes her feel…..

          • March 30, 2017 at 5:18 pm

            Is there an angry, fat, snowflake?

          • Raining rachets
            April 14, 2017 at 1:51 pm

            Our friend Shanna “totaled”her car this morning

    • itsjustme
      March 30, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Um, aren’t they both white?
      Will you at least answer the question everyone is asking on fb, if she can’t work, why is she trying to go to college?

  • itsjustme
    Where is my free money?
    March 29, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    If she can’t work because of her “disc” issue, why is she trying to go to college?
    I, myself have three ruptured disc in my back, arthritis in my hips and back, and chronic pain from my back all the way down my legs from an accident that happened when I was 26 (I’m early 30s now) and you wouldn’t catch me doing a handstand. You can catch me at work 40 to 50 hours a week doing my job though.

  • young scammers
    March 29, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    AKA, I’m entitled, you pay for my life now and in the future too.

  • Mugwort Zutz
    March 29, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Listen ya dizzy cunt. I WANT A FUCKIN GOFUNDME ACCOUNT and heres why,
    1. Worcester is the wrong shape.
    2. Webster still exist.
    3. Black people are just too damn dark to see at night.
    4. I didn’t have a lot of toys when I was a kid.
    5. I HATE doing 40 hrs of being at work before Wednesday.
    6. They won’t let me fuck Taylor Swift.

    A GoFundMe account….. Get the fuck outa Dodge!

  • Emily
    March 29, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    Last year on Facebook I noticed some chick posted a go fund me for her boyfriend’s bail money. LOL get the fuck out of here. Both of them were on drugs, the dude was caught with guns and drugs. But “free my boo!!!” ::96 100 emojis:: “he din do nuttin”

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 29, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    I should start a go fund me to help out with the bills on restoring my porsche…after all it’s not my fault I chose to buy an exotic car that needs a lot of expensive parts. Right???

  • Oh Please
    March 29, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    Spare me the f-ing drama! First of all, New England Tech does not have dorms! Secondly, people need to grow the fuck up and put on the big girl panties. I have been a single parent for most of my adult life, I have DDD with a titanium rod in my spine, had a heart attack, and I WORK full-time and never asked anyone to pay my student loans or medical bills!! I am so tired of these GFM from whiny, lazy, idiotic people! It takes away from the people who actually need help. Get a fucking J-O-B!!!

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 29, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    You mean they didn’t use the old go to disabilities of fibromyalgia and pstd or are those no longer fashionable?

    • March 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      We have one coming tomorrow that uses PTSD!

      • KimberlyS
        March 29, 2017 at 4:48 pm

        SSTG – I got an email yesterday linking me to ‘GoFundMe Heroes’ – specifically ‘Basketball Cop’.

        You may remember a year ago a viral dashcam video of a cop in Florida having a good time playing basketball with some kids in the street. Apparently, this cop used GoFundMe to raise a lot of money and start a foundation that supplies sports equipment, safe play areas, and all kinds of stuff for disadvantaged kids. His foundation is working with police departments across the country to build community relationships. It’s pretty cool.

        The only reason I mention it is try and cheer you up a little – GoFundMe CAN be used for good!!

        • March 29, 2017 at 4:54 pm

          This actually makes my heart smile.

        • itsjustme
          March 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm

          I was just telling my husband about that guy this weekend. We were talking about feel good videos we had seen. I didn’t know he had a gofundme.

          • KimberlyS
            March 30, 2017 at 4:07 pm

            I don’t think I can share the link here, but if you just type ‘GoFundMe Basketball Cop’ into your search bar, it’ll come right up.

            There’s a bunch of happy pictures, too 🙂

  • Duke Westwood
    March 29, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    “my independency [was] yanked from me” aka someone (probably Mommy) decided I should grow up and pay my own insurance cost. Bwah ha ha ha… Seriously. “I would have done anything and everything (within reasonable measures)” I guess paying your own damn insurance bill isn’t “reasonable”. I don’t know where you find these people! Holy shit! Don’t parents teach their kids personal responsibility anymore?!? I had 2 part time jobs at 16 because I wanted to have an $800 car, insurance and gas money… Left college with over $60K worth of student loans… That I paid off in 4 years so that I could save and buy a house at 28. Jesus people. Be responsible for yourself. Mommy and Daddy won’t (and shouldn’t) take care of you forever.

    • This must be a joke
      March 30, 2017 at 10:01 pm

      Holy shit I knew that first girl! She absolutely CAN work, if she can be bothered to show up (surprise surprise, she always has some excuse). This pisses me off so much. I’ve been working since 14 too, honey, and I put my money away and did double shifts so I could afford my education. I sure as hell didn’t make up a condition for handouts. Exploiting people who actually suffer from these diseases for $? Her only disability is selfishness

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