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Ultra-Edgy Amy Schumer Talks About Her Tampon At Emmy’s Red Carpet Because….Girl Power!!

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Huffington PostWhen gearing up to watch the requisite red carpet interviews that happen before any major awards show, one expects to hear lady celebs asked one question over and over and over again: “Who are you wearing?”  The answers usually range from Calvin Klein to Alexander McQueen ― informative, but not particularly entertaining. But on this year’s Emmys red carpet, Amy Schumer mixed things up a bit. When E!’s Giuliana Rancic asked Schumer who she was wearing, the comedian not only gave a shout-out to the designer of her dress and her shoes, but also her tampon.


Oh my God this chick is so edgy!!! It’s so funny because normally it’s men who are vulgar and crude. Now a thick blonde chick is being crude for the sake of being crude and it’s like the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!!! Where does she come up with this stuff? You thought she wouldn’t go there? She went there ladies and gentlemen!!! This woman is wearing a tampon during this interview!!! Ya know, because she’s bleeding!!! What’s next? Fart jokes? Belching? Oh man, when she does nasty things in order to prove that women can be just as nasty as men it’s just the funniest shit ever. Girl power!!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I don’t think Amy Schumer is trash because she’s nasty and talks like a trucker. She’s trash because she’s not funny or witty. She’s an insult to comedy. If a dude got up there and was like, “I totally just rubbed one out in the limo,” that wouldn’t be funny either. Maybe on the playground in third grade when I heard a joke like this for the first time I’d laugh. But now I’m an adult and I need satire and creativity in order to induce a laugh. This ain’t it. But of course millions of idiots will buy into because…..feminism.


So much fun!!!

My question is, do women actually think this chick is funny? Are the ones who do think she’s funny just happy to see a chick finally living the dream of saying all the nasty things they think about on a daily basis but don’t say because they prefer to keep their dignity? I don’t get it. Seems like she’s trying too hard. Just saying.


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13 Comment(s)
  • LLC
    September 20, 2016 at 10:23 am

    A tampon?! How edgy! ZZZZZzzzzzzz.

    She sucks.

    Signed, A woman.

  • The Philistine
    September 19, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    • Finnish Goalie
      September 21, 2016 at 10:38 pm

      This season looks like it’s going to be great!

  • Tammy
    September 19, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    She is just one of those people I get a vibe from that I do not like. Never saw any of her routines and will not watch. Anyway some women speaking together can get downright raunchy and put some men in very uncomfortable places.

  • peanut
    September 19, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    it’s more akin to talking about dick cheese than rubbing one out imo

  • KimberlyS
    September 19, 2016 at 8:42 am

    No, I don’t think she’s funny at all. I have no idea why she’s “famous”.

    • anonon
      September 19, 2016 at 6:44 pm

      “Edgy” is the modern substitute for talent.

  • Jack Mehoff
    September 19, 2016 at 7:37 am

    From one Jew to another: Amy, do us all a favor, go away you fat, unfunny stupid bitch.

  • ThatOneGuy
    September 19, 2016 at 6:35 am

    1. I do find her funny at least half the time. There is some wit in some of the sketches on her show. I don’t think she’s funny just because she is a chick.

    2. I find her political stance on guns is ridiculous, but I can separate the two.

    3. Comparing a period to rubbing one out isn’t an apples to apples comparison. A period is something that happens once a month regardless of whether you want it to or not, unless altered by birth control meds or something, where rubbing one out involves a sexual act.

    Whether or not you find her funny, no issue there, since it is different from person to person and you are entitled to your opinion.

    But there is no smoke at this fire that you are pointing out. She is a dirty comedian that made a joke about the “who are you wearing” question. Funny, not funny, up to you… but c’mon, she said the name of a tampon… not a big deal.

    • Playing with Fire
      September 19, 2016 at 7:47 am

      BobnMic, no need to hide under a different name. You are allowed to disagree with turtleboy.

      Stop writing novels and numbering your opinions. I feel like I’m reading a 3rd graders response.

      How’s it going? This is account number 16. How many more are you going to use?

      • BobnMic
        September 21, 2016 at 2:32 am

        Wrong again Fiesty. Can you get anything right? Anything? Are you really this much of an idiot? I never met anyone this dumb before. And of course in your 4th grade juvenile delinquent brain I am lying. Blah blah blah. And that is an insult to 4th graders for which I apologize for to all 4th graders. And for what reason – I’m sure you’ll come up with some paranoid scenario. So now you are counting imaginary fake accounts like I am going to play your childish dumb ass game? 16 huh? Obsess much?

        No chance of that happening. Don’t hold your breath. And what is this “Playing with Fire” bullshit? Am I supposed to be intimidated by that or you? Wow. I never seen stupid get more stupid before. Thanks for the entertainment.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    September 18, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    No. I don’t find her funny at all. I say some pretty vile shit on here but I’m not talking about periods or farts. My limit is inviting someone to hug me while I wear a vest with protruding steak knives…. or threatening to fist someone while I wear every ring I own. Farts and periods? That’s where I cut the line.

  • Cis white male
    September 18, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    She’s hilariously stupid

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