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Uncle Turtleboy Is Going On Howie Carr Tonight At 6:20 To Demand Joe Early Resign Immediately

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Attention turtle riders – Uncle Turtleboy will be going on Howie Carr tonight at 6:20 to talk about how vindicated we were by the recent news that DA Joe Early specifically asked Colonel Richard McKeon to alter the Alli Bibaud arrest report several times. Tune in, or watch it live on Facebook Live. And if you’re on FB live, let’s see some turtle and/or fire and/or 100 emojis. Represent!!

14 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    April 29, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    I wonder if the 4 people who listen will be “outraged” enough to get off the couch.

  • Nol Pros
    April 28, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    That corrupt bad body, Anderson, and her Lurch looking disgraced Colonel never deserved to be on the job wearing the same uniform, let alone stare down their noses.
    Knowing them and how they operate, I can see that they scurried and dripped stomach acid as they covered their asses. Good.
    They’re pretty far gone so i’ll say here, becuase I know they google themselves, that they had better not appear at any MSP related functions in the future. They tarnished the badge and brought dishonor to the job. All have suffere for their sins. Stay away.

  • Clitty Litter
    April 28, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Awwww shit.
    On all the local news stations.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    April 28, 2018 at 9:49 am

    What about the conspiracy headed up by Judge Bibaud? Turtleboy said it all started with him, and called him a liar for denying it. So clearly the AGO report is all part of this vast conspiracy. Why don’t you call for Healey’s immediate resignation too?

  • Not Surprised
    April 28, 2018 at 12:22 am

    The Worcester (Democrat) Mafia continues into the next generation!

  • cunt whisperer
    April 27, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Fuck the interview, can we all talk about what a smoke grace is? jesus h christ what a piece she is!

    • Aunt Bethany
      April 28, 2018 at 9:42 am

      Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.

      • Clitty Litter
        April 28, 2018 at 10:10 am

        The blessing, the BLESS-SING

  • Lily
    April 27, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    This (and the Genduso story) is HUGE for TBS. Keep up THIS kind of work, and you will have your own show, like Howie. Stay away from shaming Go Fund Me scammers and baby formula salespeople. Treat those stories with comical blurbs and go after big stuff like this, and you will benefit from it TB. BTW…I have several friends who know Tim Bibeau and who HATE you because you are “picking on” this very nice man. They fail to understand what your goal is here…exposing these liberal connected people for being the dishonest losers they are. You are right. Early is untouchable, but it CAN be done through awareness. Get the people angry. Granted, he won’t be scathed, but he CAN be force to resign. He will just end up with another high paying job, like Tim “Crash” Murray. Sometimes having them resign in disgrace (even though they pretend it is their choice to pursue other avenues) is all we will get. Tim Murray was politics all the way. He didn’t want to resign. He was disgraced. Deval probably insisted he resign, but his buddies in Worcester saved his ass (and probably his home in Paxton. Ever wonder why when he was Mayor of Worcester he lived in a tiny house on Richmond Ave, and once he was Lt. Governor he all of a sudden lived in Paxton? He couldn’t be Mayor living in Paxton, now could he? He needed to be Mayor as a stepping stone. Murray enters a room like he is hot shit. As Lt. Governor, he went to a birthday party incognito because he thought we all gave two shits he was there. Meanwhile his driver sat in the parking lot with the motor running waiting for the hot shot to get tanked and come out. Crash should have used that driver the morning he totaled the state vehicle.

    Early is loads smarter than Murray. He behaves. But he cannot get away with pulling strings to protect friends. Buffoons. All of them.

  • Sloppy
    April 27, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    FYI the interview segment starts around 3:16:00 in the video above.

  • WormtownKris
    April 27, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    Make sure you get in a few subtle digs for all those times Howie stole your stories without a credit!

  • Walter "In A Cage" Bird
    April 27, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    I wish I could be important. They bury my magazine under the used truck publication every time. All I get for sex is table scraps. Commenters laugh about using my paper in their rabbits cage. Rabbits fuck like rabbits. Maybe I will become a conservative. More hot chicks over there. Maybe I can get into Diamond and Silks pants. Maybe I will become a rabbit in the after life. My deep thoughts on a rainy day.

  • Joseph
    April 27, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    No surprise, Early’s father was a long time hack congressman. Who resigned in disgrace decades ago, because of a banking scandal. Somethings never change. Like father, like son.

  • roberti
    April 27, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    I had emailed Howie to put Turtleboy on, go get em!
    I will be listening!

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