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Underage Drunk Idiot Crashes Through Brockton Building, Then Assaults A Nurse Who Tried To Save His Life

Not everyone is feeling the Christmas cheer this holiday season in the City of Champions! Tyler Mullen, a 20-year-old moron from nearby Stoughton (affectionately known as Brockton’s bastard cousin), is fixin’ to get a big lump of coal in his stocking after the shenanigans he pulled early yesterday morning.

According to eyewitnesses – Mullen, who is not yet even of legal age to drink, came barreling down busy Belmont St. in Brockton late Saturday night weaving through oncoming traffic and with “both right side tires blown out and sparks flying out of the rims”. When he got down to the intersection of Belmont and Main, he failed to negotiate a turn, his pick-up truck flipped over on its right side and crashed into a building,” Brockton Lieutenant Ken LeGrice told the Brockton Enterprise.

An off-duty nurse who witnessed the horrifying accident rushed to the scene to help Mullen with his injuries, and the 20-year-old punk rewarded her for her selfless heroism by winding up and trying to punch her in the face. This kid may have just won Christmas! Looks like the upcoming Rocky Marciano biopic has everyone in town throwing haymakers every chance they get.

Mullen was taken to the hospital with minor injuries, and will be summonsed to court at a later date.

Several pieces of tire rubber were strewn along Belmont Street on Sunday, while a large board covered the area of the building where the truck crashed. He is now facing numerous charges including driving under the influence of liquor, driving negligently, driving to endanger, assault and speeding, police Lt. LeGrice said.

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