Unemployed Malden Chud Spends All Day Shitting On Successful, Religious People While Wife Runs GoFundMe Scams Begging Strangers To Pay For Kid’s Christmas
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The Beverly, Salem, Lynn, Swampscott, Peabody Yard Sale Facebook page has quickly become one of our top sources of material. Here’s another All-Star mother from Malden doing what she does best – begging strangers to pay for her kid’s Christmas:
They always have to throw in the autistic kids too, just because it’s a money maker. Who knows if it’s even true. You obviously can’t question it.
Turns out she was pulling the same scams in Kentucky:
Oh look, the exact same story about her children and a lack of a job, just in a different venue.
She’s also pretending to raise money for the American Porphyria Foundation, because apparently her daughter has that on top of autism:
Oh, and then there’s the Nana GoFundMe:
NANA NEEDS HELP!!! How much help? $10,000!!
What for? Nana wants to visit her daughter in California before she dies, and Amanda wants to pay for her funeral, even though she’s alive and healthy enough to travel from Kentucky to California:
Oh, and did I mention she has an able bodied husband who evidently does not work either?
And she claims to be looking for a job, but she lists herself as a stay at home mom for her job, while serving as the President of Bubble Town:
Not sure what the salary is for that position, but I assure you there are many more GoFundMe’s to come.
Here’s what pisses me off about Dad – he’s an atheist. Now I have nothing against atheists on principal. I also have nothing against religious people either. I just can’t stand atheists who constantly feel the need to assert how much smarter they are than people who believe in God. It’s like, if you don’t believe in God, more power to ya. I won’t try to sell you Jesus and you don’t try to tell me I’m a moron. But instead we get five billion posts on his Facebook page like this:
Oh, and instead of taking care of his family Adam Rich spends his days sharing memes from Occupy Democrats and The Other 98%:
Shocking that someone like this would want successful people to be taxed more so that he can get free handouts. After all, he’s entitled to it. He has a pulse.
The bottom line is that if you’re gonna act like you’re smarter than everyone else, and you spend all day sharing Occupy Democrats memes, you should probably make sure that your wife doesn’t spend her days internet panhandling to try to raise money for the kids you created but can’t take care of on your own.