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Unemployed Malden Chud Spends All Day Shitting On Successful, Religious People While Wife Runs GoFundMe Scams Begging Strangers To Pay For Kid’s Christmas

Unemployed Malden Chud Spends All Day Shitting On Successful, Religious People While Wife Runs GoFundMe Scams Begging Strangers To Pay For Kid’s Christmas

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The Beverly, Salem, Lynn, Swampscott, Peabody Yard Sale Facebook page has quickly become one of our top sources of material. Here’s another All-Star mother from Malden doing what she does best – begging strangers to pay for her kid’s Christmas:

They always have to throw in the autistic kids too, just because it’s a money maker. Who knows if it’s even true. You obviously can’t question it.

Turns out she was pulling the same scams in Kentucky:

Oh look, the exact same story about her children and a lack of a job, just in a different venue.

She’s also pretending to raise money for the American Porphyria Foundation, because apparently her daughter has that on top of autism:

Oh, and then there’s the Nana GoFundMe:

NANA NEEDS HELP!!! How much help? $10,000!!

What for? Nana wants to visit her daughter in California before she dies, and Amanda wants to pay for her funeral, even though she’s alive and healthy enough to travel from Kentucky to California:

Oh, and did I mention she has an able bodied husband who evidently does not work either?


And she claims to be looking for a job, but she lists herself as a stay at home mom for her job, while serving as the President of Bubble Town:

Not sure what the salary is for that position, but I assure you there are many more GoFundMe’s to come.

Here’s what pisses me off about Dad – he’s an atheist. Now I have nothing against atheists on principal. I also have nothing against religious people either. I just can’t stand atheists who constantly feel the need to assert how much smarter they are than people who believe in God. It’s like, if you don’t believe in God, more power to ya. I won’t try to sell you Jesus and you don’t try to tell me I’m a moron. But instead we get five billion posts on his Facebook page like this:

Oh, and instead of taking care of his family Adam Rich spends his days sharing memes from Occupy Democrats and The Other 98%:

Shocking that someone like this would want successful people to be taxed more so that he can get free handouts. After all, he’s entitled to it. He has a pulse.

The bottom line is that if you’re gonna act like you’re smarter than everyone else, and you spend all day sharing Occupy Democrats memes, you should probably make sure that your wife doesn’t spend her days internet panhandling to try to raise money for the kids you created but can’t take care of on your own.










21 Comment(s)
  • DJ
    December 21, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Adam & Amanda were tenants of mine they owe me thousands of dollars, truly discusting people, Adam use to work at Napa auto in Peabody. He robbed the store then was never heard from again. Couple of piece of shits

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    December 20, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Two complete shitheads meet, mate, and spawn more shitheads. I hate these types of “atheists.” They are the exact types who wouldn’t say shit about Islam, because they specifically loathe Christians and Christians only. Faggots.

  • Mark D
    December 20, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    a guy I was friends with on FB posted atheist memes all day long. Like 10 a day. I finally blocked him. I have nothing against atheism. Just don’t be an asshole about it.

    • Itsjustme
      December 20, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      I had someone on fb that did the same thing except he posted about conspiracy theories. ALL. DAY. LONG. He used to be a Christian and would post a meme about that maybe once every other month and then he got a new girlfriend and all of a sudden 9-11 didn’t happen, Sandy Hook didn’t happen, moon landing was fake, etc.
      I ignored it for months before I deleted it, but before I did I read one of the article he posted about Sandy Hook and the crazy thing about it was how believable the article made it sound, and if what was written in it was true I could see where people could fall for it. I remember it said how the school had been boarded up for years beforehand. How they could find no birth certificates for any of the people who died. How the “parents” of the supposed dead kids all paid off their homes a couple months before this happened. Basically suggesting these people lied for money. If I remember correctly it also said Adam Lanza had been in a mental institution for years before since his mother died of cancer. Some very weird stuff, but compelling if you’re easily open to suggestion.
      That was the one and only article I read among hundreds he posted. I’m willing to bet the same articles, with the type of “facts” existed for all the other stuff he posted about.
      Just amazing to me how many people actually believe that stuff.

    • NB
      December 21, 2017 at 7:21 am

      Atheist is just what they call themselves. They actually DO worship something- satan. Like the wiccas try and say they’re “nature-based” – nope, same thing. Palm Readers, tarot- also the same. They’ll find out one day. Hopefully before its too late.

  • North shore turtletwat was triggered
    December 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    While these two Are super scummy… $20 days NSTB was triggered by some anti religion comment from that dipshit husband and went in full investigation mode just so she could do a blog about him lol cheer up snowflake, it’ll be ok lol

    Cmon Turtleboy…. you’re blog is dying here, get some good bloggers on the bill

  • Steve
    December 19, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Just another gutterslugs that left and ran back to Massachusetts the welfare state. So sick see these type bums acting like they are the shit. When really nothing but a piece of shit. Adam your so smart why and tough why ain’t you making it nothing but a pile of shit ya fat fuck sad that your kids stuck with such a looser for a father

  • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    December 19, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    Old Balls is an atheist.

    ‘nuf said.

  • Heat Miser
    December 19, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    Adam, what happened the handful of change I threw at you as I drove past you on Charles Street? There were at least a few quarters and dimes mixed in with the pennies, screws, and batteries that hit you. Glad to help in your time of need, and Merry Christmas!

  • Mongo Shepard
    December 19, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    I’ve noticed that the majority of people who wear those rectangle style glasses are white trash. Just an observation.

  • ElJefe72
    December 19, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Atheists remind me of vegetarians. It’s not enough that they have their own set of believes, they feel the need to demonstrate how morally superior they are to you and that you should convert to their way of thinking.

    • oh no
      December 19, 2017 at 5:44 pm

      you just described religious folk as well

    • You know it
      December 20, 2017 at 6:44 am

      Satanists, not atheists.

  • phong
    December 19, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    If she really had 2 disabled kids, they would be pounding down the door to give them shit. The cops, the churches, hell even the temples. They must have burned some bridges.

    • bleh
      December 19, 2017 at 5:24 pm

      oh look, another bitchy “hater” of the blog, back for more, couldn’t keep away from its delicious turtley goodness, they never can.

      and as usual you’ll pretend you never bitched to begin with :p

      • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        December 19, 2017 at 8:03 pm

        Reading comprehension isn’t your strong point, huh noob?

        • blechhh
          December 23, 2017 at 2:25 am

          wasn’t referring to the comment, but to the person making it

  • Sheik Yerbouti
    December 19, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Hah, the infidel dog is safe in the land of infidels. So smug is he. Send him to Mecca! The faithful will burn him with fire!

  • Itsjustme
    December 19, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    A match made in ratchet Heaven, oh wait they don’t believe in Heaven.

    • I. M. Sickofit
      December 20, 2017 at 6:41 am

      “Don’t have any income right now but am looking for a job”. Well, yer not lookin’ very hard because EVERYONE is hiring right now. Every single retail/service store CANT get or keep help. Anyone who’s not working right now doesn’t WANT to work. And Why would someone relocate to another state without a job in place before doing so?

      • Itsjustme
        December 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm

        Exactly. I don’t think I’ve gone into a store or restaurant in weeks that doesn’t have a help wanted sign up. This is the best time of year to find a job because of the holidays. Even if it is only temporary, it’s still a job. At least you wouldn’t be begging online for gifts for your kids.

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