Fox Bangor: A woman accused of stealing a ring valued at more than $15,000 was in a Bangor court Friday afternoon. Bangor Police Lieutenant Brent Beaulieu says Cynthia Daigle, the owner of Cynthia’s Cleaning Service, allegedly stole the diamond while cleaning a Bangor woman’s house. Police recovered the missing diamond when they executed a search warrant at Daigle’s Hermon home Thursday. After the search, Bangor police arrested the 35-year-old and charged her with theft. Friday afternoon, a judge set bail for Daigle at $5,000. According to the Penobscot County Jail’s web site, Daigle was released on bail Friday afternoon. Beaulieu says anyone who has used Daigle’s cleaning service is advised to contact police if they believe anything is missing from their home.
In fairness, getting arrested on February 14 for stealing is the easiest way to get you some much needed Valentine’s Day scissoring.
Her Facebook bio is everything.
She’s a Mom of 6 who ain’t got tie or no stealing, lying, or cheating! She might only have custody of one of them, and she’s probably going to jail for a while, but that don’t mean she’s an unfit mother.
Can’t make this stuff up.
This slippery slopqueef works for the Ross Manor Nursing home.
I understand that the victim in this case was an elderly person who probably didn’t know any better, but if Vicky Vicodin here shows up at your front door to clean your jewelry….
Your ass is getting ROBBED. This is why you should almost always judge a book by its cover. Sure, once in a while a completely innocent person will be judged unfairly, but 98% of the time, it works every time.
A quick look at the condition of her own ratchet lair should’ve disqualified her from ever obtaining a job in anything that involves cleanliness.
This woman is arguably the most legendary ratchet in Maine, which is no easy feat since Maine is filled with bewhiskered women whose lone skill involves obtaining doctor’s ledgers so they can write themselves prescriptions for OCs. This is what it looks like when you’ve burned every bridge possible in the state of Maine.
Here’s my personal favorite.
She got so high that she tried to sell donated gifts back to the chick who donated the gifts to her. That’s legendary junkie behavior.
And can someone please inform Andrew Okusko that she can’t fuck him if she’s in jail?
Hope she sees this bro!
Then there was that time she made up a lie that her car was vandalized with “baby killer” “slut,” and “murderer” on it, after a trip to Hannaford’s.
If you don’t speak Ratchese, she’s saying that her car got tagged up with “baby killer” not because she killed a baby (that we know of), but because she was buying food for a friend of her’s who had been accused of killing a baby. That friend would be this ratchet featured on Turtleboy in September.
Kim Nelligan, AKA the Relapsipotamus. Because….of course they’re friends. It’s Maine.
She waited until her friend got arrested a year after killing her own baby to start selling t-shirts for the dead child without asking Kim Nelligan’s permission.
Now that Cynthia’s locked up the real baby killer is getting revenge on the friend who tried profiting off of her crime 5 months ago by posting their private conversations on the BPD Facebook page (which is a hilarious follow).
Sadly for her she was not welcomed in the Internet pile-on.
The krusty klepto is constantly looking for free shit on Facebook so she can sell it and go call Diego for her next fix.
When she’s not doing that she’s scamming people into getting as close to their homes as possible.
Yea if you need 18 inches of Maine snowfall shoveled from your driveway don’t use a snowblower, just call up old track mark Trish here.
Just like the State of Maine – she’s used to being covered in white shit.
All this crime isn’t her fault though cuz she got that disease that’s been going around.
The one that makes you steal your best friend’s ATM card and drain their bank account and blame it on a disease.
But by far her most amazing lie is the one she’s been telling for the last week or so. She’s been posting about how her husband David knocked up a 21 year old meth head she’s given the name Jamie Lynn, who is somehow more ratchet than she is, and the State of Maine is giving Cynthia full legal custody of this crotch fruit even though she’s lost custody of all but one of her six real crotch fruits.
Why is she pretending to be adopting meth addicted crotch fruit #7? Either she’s a) fishing for baby donations she could then sell for crack money, or b) plotting to cut a pregnant bitch open and go full Ralph Northum on the semen demon inside. It’s Maine, so anything is possible. By the looks of the ultrasound pictures she posted the day before she was arrested, it appears to be A.
And a quick reverse image search for that yields….
She’s even named her imaginary poon polyp and misspelled his name in the most ironic way possible, considering her current status.
She Googled Lian and spelt it wrong.
Google corrected it for her.
She spelt it Liaem again.
Her husband David showed up to defend her honor in the comments under the ultrasound picture to explain how they were actually duped by another woman pretending to be pregnant who he didn’t impregnate after all.
All this infidelity has given poor Cynthia a case of the sads.
So why isn’t she dumping her husband? Oh, ya know, he’s got the “sec addiction” disease.
Plus, everyone’s man cheats on them.
David is eternally grateful that he’s allowed to impregnate random meth heads and be given a second or third or fourth chance.
David himself is in on the scam of course too.
You gotta do what you gotta do when Z107.3 doesn’t follow through with those free tickets to the Bangor Fair.
Anyway, it’s a shame this happened because Cynthia had just found ratchet Jesus and was turning her life around.
And she’s so close to figure out the ages of all her DCF trophies.
Something tells me her and Kim Nelligan are gonna meet up very soon and she’s finally gonna get the proceeds from the t-shirt sales.
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