Vietschlong Ex Gf Tosses Molotov Cocktail Under Vehicle, Forgets That You’re Supposed To Light It On Fire, And All To Win Back Nashua Gutterpube With Record Of Hitting Kids

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This is quite the tale of Fatal Attraction, Nashua New Hampshire style. Meet Karen Dowling of Hudson, NH.

I don’t think she’d feel out of place at a trailer park one bit. The only things that picture in the plaid shirt are missing would be a baby tucked under her arm and a bud light. According to the Nashua police, on September 12, she decided to drive over to Nashua and do this:

 Via New Hamshire Union Leader:

“”This is not a (criminal) charge we see very often,” said Lt. Craig Allard of the Nashua Police Department. 

Police allege Karen Dowling, 31, of 22 Roosevelt Ave., Apt. 8, placed an unlit Molotov cocktail behind the tire of a car parked on private property in the city on Sept. 12. 

“This car, we believe, was a targeted car,” said Allard. 

Dowling, according to police, is the former girlfriend of the victim’s husband. It was the husband who discovered the incendiary device under his wife’s vehicle before the car was ever turned on or moved, they said. 

Although the incendiary device did not ignite, Allard said it had been previously lit. It’s not clear whether the device was lit when it was placed under the vehicle, he said. 

Nashua Fire Rescue disposed of the Molotov cocktail. 

“There were no injuries, and everything resolved safely,” Allard said. “

Don’t you just hate when you forget to the light the rag in your Molotov cocktail?

It appears she may have lost her eyebrows on a test throw – that’s some ghettoriffic pencil job she’s drawn on there. I would expect nothing less from the type to fashion a makeshift firebomb and forget to light it on fire, in a jealous rage over losing her clamhole stuffing to a rival cheesehog. And of course this is an act of scorn over a former yogurt slinger’s rejection. Because what else would it be? No way she’s rebelling against the plight of the working class, and she’s definitely not working for ISIS.

Also noteworthy, this vietschlong vengeance queen allegedly works for The Raytheon Company, a major U.S. defense contractor and industrial corporation that manufactures weapons and military and commercial electronics. I mean…really? What was that job interview like, really? Not only would I not trust this wombat around anything sharp, pointy or otherwise even a little dangerous, she can’t even figure out the engineering and chemistry behind filling up a bottle was kerosene, stuffing an alcohol soaked rag in it, and lighting the thing on fire? I bet even the guy who mops the floors could do that.  

I had to wonder, though, what kind of guy would make a chemically imbalanced Guerrilla Gorilla warfare trailerslug go full on villain from Diehard and try to blow up a car? Why not just, make a mix tape and cry, or fake a pregnancy, maybe send a package of old sex tapes and nudes as a gift to their wedding? Who has inspired such maddening lust and despair, and pushed her this far over this edge?

This gutterpube. Sean McCarthy, Trashua’s most eligible skidmark.

Oh, yeah. Who wouldn’t risk a felony charge for that hunk of pubes and guttermud? Check out the ghettoscript tat and girly labret piercing. I bet he’s a real crusty Wal-Mart pantry dropper with the dog filter selfie set.

These two must’ve been a shitload of fun as a couple, because it would appear Sean also enjoys his own violent criminal craziness, like faking police reports and assaulting children.

Yep, that’s a Trashua dreamboat if I’ve ever seen one!  I don’t know if I would’ve gone with the whole “glass bottle filled with volatile chemicals and stuffed with a rag” route with the new wife, were I Karen. I probably would’ve left a sympathy fruit basket or something? I don’t understand how losing this guy would merit Molotov cocktail slinging levels of anger?

And sorry, New Hampshire, but she’s currently out on bond, which was totally wise on the part of the courts. She did try her very best to turn some chick’s car into a pile of twisted burning metal over some skidmark ex boyfriend, but didn’t bother to read the manual closely enough to distinguish a Molotov from a landmine, so I guess that equals “not a threat to the community”? That math just doesn’t quite add up to me. But I guess it only counts as terrorism if you manage to light the fuse? Who knows. I just hope that if she tried any shit between now and October 25th, she tries slashing the tires with a spoon next, because that would be hilarious.