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Vote For Turtleboy Sports Best Local News Source So Worcester Magazine Is Forced To Recognize Our Dominance In The Media Once Again

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It’s that time of year again – time to win the annual Worcester Magazine Best of Worcester award for Best Local News Source. Walter Bird and local vagrant Billy Shaner basically run this free newspaper together and they do not like Turtleboy.

But yet every single year they were forced to give us the award for Best Local Blog:



So they eliminated that category, trying to keep us away from their party. But we would not be denied, and we ended up being voted best local news source, beating out Worcester Magazine in their own poll!!

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Then the triggering began:

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So it’s time to do it all over again. Obviously we are the top local news source. We don’t need to convince you of that. We’ve broken story after story after story that the MSM has been too lazy to cover themselves, many of which they ended up passing on as their own.

In order to nominate us you first need to click hereThen do as follows:

  • Sign up by giving them an email address you can confirm (they won’t spam you)
  • Select the “City Life” category:

  • Scroll down until you find Best Local News Source, and write in Turtleboy Sports

  • In order for your vote to count you must nominate in at least 20 other categories. Here’s some recommendations:

  • The nomination stage ends on March 5. Then they’ll narrow it down to four (Turtlegram, Worcester Magazine, Masslive, TBS) and you’ll get to vote for us officially.

Thanks for supporting the Turtle. Same time next year.

17 Comment(s)
  • Mencken's Ghost
    February 24, 2018 at 10:35 am

    Writing about GoFundMes and food stamp sellers isn’t news.

    • MakeFartsGreatAgain
      February 25, 2018 at 4:07 pm

      You should see all the people buy diapers with gov $$ and coupons then sell them on FB Marketplace…it’s so weird and wrong.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 23, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    No thanks.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 23, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Do you think this poll will happen? Earlier today in the Turtlegram there was a piece about Gatehouse Media buying up the Holden Landmark and Worcester Magazine. Target date for completion of the buy was to be February 28th.
    Walter “Big Sexy” Bird and Billy “Batty” Shaner could very well be in the unemployment line by the first week in March. If you work for a free newspaper, do you get paid? Isn’t it a requirement to receive unemployment you have to have collected wages? Asking for a couple of friends.

  • Turd Boy Sports
    February 23, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    Are those your butt buddies from 1510

    • Bret
      February 23, 2018 at 12:19 pm

      Why, looking for some cock?
      Try Brian,,, he loves cock

  • Stunt Penis
    February 23, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Use a disposable IP address, a VPN, or a public wifi spot. They probably record the IP address you vote from, so they can report you to Maura Healy for “bullying” and “hate crimes”. They will do anything to silence the turtle.

  • Benjamin Wallens
    February 23, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Done #ballotselfie

  • Hughbo Mont
    February 23, 2018 at 10:40 am

    WTF does dog breed have to do with anything? LOL

    • TortugaNino
      February 23, 2018 at 11:55 am

      I was thinking the same thing, if we are going to use turtle power to influence the voting outcomes surely that is a topic we could have fun with. I nominate Maura Healey for best dog breed! Better yet Walter Bird!!! I would piss myself if the first award that guy got from his own magazine were for best dog breed!

  • TortugaNino
    February 23, 2018 at 10:40 am

    turtleboy, I love you. that being said, I hope your request for me to vote for “Hotdog Annie’s” over WORCESTER’s beloved “Coney Island” is your idea of a sick joke. I am also disappointed to see you supporting the crook doodler over at “Zaza stink” but am going to assume that is only because it is where you and Mrs. turtleboy got your matching ankle tattoos. If you want to support real artists in WORCESTER there is currently a great group of men and women working at “The Tattoo Project” on highland St.. All your other suggestion appear spot on, except for maybe “the Fix” , don’t get me wrong the food was great but I could not believe I was charged that much for a friggin burger.

  • Bret
    February 23, 2018 at 10:06 am

    …..i think I want to go pick up the award and sext with Walt

    PS- Brian Allbitch eats hobo ass

    • Brian Albrecht
      February 23, 2018 at 2:03 pm

      Youre a pussy bret, everyone knows it. I’ll strangle you with your own hair you fucking tranny bitch. TRY ME clown ass nigga. YOU’RE POOR AND HAVE BEEN YOUR WHOLE LIFE

      • Bret
        February 24, 2018 at 8:57 am

        And yet, you won’t bring you WeymouthWussy ass to mainsouth…funny how that works huh bitchboyBrian? LoL
        You’re just upset that your dad used to rape you, and you miss it.
        You’re less than Kevin Lynch, think about that..
        Come get fucked boy

        • Brian Albrecht
          February 24, 2018 at 11:00 am

          RETARD! IVE ASKED YOU LIKE 15 TIMES NOW YOU SCARED BITCH. WHAT TOWN DO YOU LIVE IN? JESUS CHRIST. youre such an internet hardo until someone is serious about throwing down. I’llbring my hair clippers too, hopefully can take care of that lice problem you have. YOU POOR UGLY FUCK

  • Finn
    February 23, 2018 at 10:01 am

    Done. Done. and Done!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura's Not Investigating
      February 23, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      Classic double innuendo and irony. Seems the only ones that don’t realize they’re “done” are you and D.O.N.E.

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