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We just realized we haven’t done a Tour de Turtle in a few weeks so we are due. Time for another bone ride. But where should we go. How bout we let you people decide? There are 351 towns and cities in Massachusetts and eventually it would be cool if we went to every singe one of them. So tomorrow we will go on one of the following bone rides, depending on how you vote in the poll:

Berkshire Bone Ride: West Stockbridge, Richmond, Hancock, New Asheford, Lanesboro, Pittsfield, Lenox, Lee

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South Shore Bone Ride: Quincy, Braintree, Weymouth, Abington, Whitman, Brockton, Avon, Holbrook, Randolph

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495 North Shore Bone Ride: Chelmsford, Lowell, Dracut, Methuen, Lawrence, North Andover, Andover, Tewksbury, Billerica

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Quabbin Bone Ride: Paxton, Rutland, Hubbardston, Barre, Oakham, North Brookfield, New Braintree, Hardwick, Ware

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No matter which bone ride you choose, they’re all winners. All four of them have a nice mixture of beauty, splendor, and of course dumps. It’s just a matter of what type of dumps you’re interested in seeing.

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • Turtle Educator
    March 30, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Better get rolling in the cape before all the tourists start arriving in droves

  • wabbitt
    March 30, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    I think it’s time to leave the state again. Hit up some parts of Connecticut or southern New Hampshire.

  • BobnMic
    March 30, 2016 at 2:55 am

    What about downtown Boston? The old red light district. What is it like today? Faneuil Hall. The north end’s Italian heritage. South Boston’s Irish heritage. The L Street Tavern. The freedom trail. The Old North Church. So much history and great stories in Boston.

    • Turtleboy customer service
      March 30, 2016 at 7:53 am

      Did Boston a few weeks ago

  • WeboGirl
    March 30, 2016 at 12:39 am

    Two towns north of Orange, MA you will find a gem in NH called Winchester. The WT scum that live in this dumpy depressing town will be worth your while!

  • Gronkmonster
    March 29, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    Winchendon for sure ..The in breeding history of the town alone is news worthy enough never mind the great pictures you will find on a drive through

    • Turtleboy customer service
      March 30, 2016 at 7:52 am

      We did winchendon on the first bone ride

  • Del Griffith
    March 29, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Winchentucky please

  • Lottie
    March 29, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    I’d like to see an upscale bone ride. How about Weston, Wellesley, Lincoln, Concord?

  • LivingInLowell
    March 29, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    495n route all the way! This route will surely provide spectacular images of trash, discarded hypodermic needles and the scum class.

  • RSoxGuy
    March 29, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    495N, those classy digs aught to be full of lulz.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    March 29, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    The country rides are not as interesting and seem like the same thing over and over. I prefer the city dumps. More variety and better scuzz. But hey, that’s just me.

    • Eric
      March 29, 2016 at 4:47 pm

      Colrain is a country dump and look how that turned out. Lol

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        March 29, 2016 at 6:14 pm

        True dat.

  • Danny
    March 29, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Don’t go to the south shore till the warmer weather comes you’ll see more in Brockton trust me

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