Voting in the Elite 8 is officially completed and we now know who our Final 4 ratchets will be for the 2020 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness tournament of champions.
Bristol Blarney did not make the Final 4. She can’t even win at being a ratchet. But in fairness, her bracket was stacked. I thought it was interesting that when I asked turtle riders if they could pick one ratchet out of the 8, she got the most votes.
Interesting that both Bristol Blarney and Tinder Tunaflap got more votes for overall ratchet champion than the person they lost to head to head. Basically the people who hated those ratchets, REALLY hated those ratchets, and understandably so. All of them are horrible people, and I wish they all could win.
Here are your new Vegas odds. Bet $100 to win….
All of the contenders are strong. Don’t sleep on Kim Nelligan, or else she’ll put heroin on your gums to make sure you do. Just kidding, she only does that to her crotch fruits. Lorrayna has just dominated everyone up until this point, so she has to be considered the favorite. And although Kylie has yet to be challenged, Nikki Evans just destroyed Landon Steele and took out Bristol Blarney. So she’s gotta be considered a slight favorite in that matchup. But this is Ratchet Madness and anything can happen. You have 48 hours to vote for who should be in the finals. And I’m gonna do that other poll too, which will have no bearing on who advances. Click here to read their ratchet resumes on TB Daily News.
1. Lorrayna Calle vs. 3. Kim “Relapsipotamus” Nelligan
1. Kylie Kirkpatrick vs. 3. Nikki Evans
3. Nikki Evans