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Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Chudstuffer Region Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020 


Voting in the Cheesehog Region is completed and here’s the two ratchets who will square off for a spot in the Final Four:

The Tinder Tunaflap’s Cinderella run continues with an easy victory over a very, very ratchet Whitinsville Crack Donkey. The fact that Brian Dolan couldn’t make it to the Elite 8 tells you how stacked this year’s field is too. Anyone can win, and Relapsipotamus vs. Tinder Tunaflap is a matchup for the ages.

Time to move onto the Chudstuffer Region. You have 24 hours to vote for which ratchets should advance to the Elite 8. The choices won’t be easy to make so you can click here to read their ratchet resumes on TB Daily News and decide for yourself who should advance. Or, if you already have your mind made up you can vote right here on Turtleboy Sports.



1. Kylie Kirkpatrick vs. 12. Jared the Jet Ski Junkie

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick



12. Jared the Jet Ski Junkie





2. Josh Abrams vs. 6. Pawtucket Murder Couple

2. Josh Abrams



6. Pawtucket Murder Couple





9 Comment(s)
  • Josh Bono
    April 23, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Josh Abrams looks like Chaz Bono. The transition was a tragic disaster Josh. His poor parents. They adapted a lemon that’s for sure. His real parents were smart enough to throw him away

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 22, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    I hope the tinder tuna goes all the way, I’m sure she’ll track us all down and press charges. Definitely would though….

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 22, 2020 at 11:08 am

    I’m in such a quandary over Bitch-tits or PMC. Abrams should be a shoo-in for the Final Four but the Pawtucket Murder Couple are as ratchet as it gets.

  • Well Josh?
    April 22, 2020 at 8:53 am

    Any updates on Josh’s pending court cases? Has he filed his tax returns showing his income from YouTube? Has he stopped getting SSDI for being disabled which he clearly isn’t? Has he been required to get his own health insurance now that he has an income? Or is he still taking from the tax payers he claims to represent?

    • ElJefe72
      April 22, 2020 at 9:16 am

      I think we all know the answers to those questions

    • Billy Baggz
      April 22, 2020 at 9:36 am

      He is probably playing with his six foot dildo, per his usual.

    • Billy's dealer
      April 22, 2020 at 11:59 am

      Poor Billy can’t win shit. I wonder if he knows he hasn’t won yet? He’s probably “quarantined” in a crackhouse promising his dealer his stimulus check for just one more. I would love ratchet updates too

  • Text Joe 330
    April 22, 2020 at 12:39 am

    Joe Biden is senile.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    April 22, 2020 at 12:27 am

    It’s Josh Bitch Tits Abraham’s contest to lose since dear olds Billy Tibbets has some how been cast off way back in the early rounds. It’s kinda sad ya know because I believe that a Billy Tibbetts is probably the only contestant who WANTED to win! AK can we please have a ‘ Where are They Now’ segment giving us updates on some of the most notorious past Rachets???? Billy can star in the first episode.

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