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Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Trap Queen Region Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020 


Voting is all done in the Chudstuffer region and we’re gonna be getting the Elite 8 matchup we were destined to get.

Kylie’s margin of victory was the largest by far thus far in the Sweet 16. Josh’s was the closest. But survive and advance is the name of the game, and the 1-2 matchup in the Elite 8 should be quite the doozy.

Time to move onto the Trap Queen Bracket to get our final 2 contestants.  The choices won’t be easy to make so you can click here to read their ratchet resumes on TB Daily News and decide for yourself who should advance. Or, if you already have your mind made up you can vote right here on Turtleboy Sports.


1. Bristol Blarney vs. 12. Failure Swift

1. Bristol Blarney



12. Failure Swift





2. Landon Steele vs. 3. Nikki Evans

2. Landon Steele



3. Nikki Evans





15 Comment(s)
  • Worcester Kid who made good
    April 24, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    The former Stow Ma Police Chief was formally charged today . Great job by Turtleboy sports for breaking the story . And hats off to MassLive for citing TB . I’m not a huge fan of the Fitchburg vigilante guy , I like him catching predators of course , just think he is a weird guy who was no doubt molested as a kid himself hence the crusade .

  • Who Flung Cum
    April 24, 2020 at 1:01 am

    Landon goes bye-bye, just like the last installment of his saga you promised months ago.

    How the fuck are Blarney and her best sellers still in this race??The Turtleriders have jumped the shark, and we need an urban cleansing here. I need the OG’s back here, and I needed them yesterday.

  • Deuce Drop Inn
    April 23, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Without the secret shitter this whole campaign is a turd in a parking lot.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    April 23, 2020 at 9:37 am

    Gee, I wonder who’s going to “win.” /s

    • Crank
      April 23, 2020 at 9:59 am

      You’re still here? Yuck

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 23, 2020 at 8:05 am

    I’ll be throwing off voting on all my devices in protest of Landon Steele even being on this list without a finished series. Suck it, ya cunt.

    • TortugaNiño
      April 23, 2020 at 11:03 pm

      Be sure to vote for failure swift too, i cant support bristol winning anything in life.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        April 24, 2020 at 9:50 am

        I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at you.

  • Complaint Guy
    April 23, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Hey dog dick why doesn’t the TB sports pages have a fucking link button to the TB Daily News page?

    I’m not clicking on your fucking Facebook button but even I might want to click from this site to that sucky TDN site once in awhile so fucking fix it now you lazy Bastard!

    • Spoiler Alert!
      April 23, 2020 at 7:59 am

      No one gives a fuck. Go back to the glory hole, those dicks ain’t gonna suck themselves.

  • Fucked up
    April 23, 2020 at 6:55 am

    There are two different brackets posted on TBS and TBN websites.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 23, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Tough decisions, as much of a slag Niki is Landon takes the cake. Nothing worse than dickheads who are more of a Gomer Pyle than an Audie Mutphy.

    • Niki is no doubt the biggest racist ratchet
      April 23, 2020 at 8:56 am

      This isn’t a comparison of liars, it’s of ratchets…..this Niki cunt banged her husbands coworkers and half the town after he stuck with her when she was a fucking whale, then he pays for her to get skinny and she pushes him to death!!!! That’s the epitome of ratchet. If this was the limp dick wanna be hardo contest, Landon takes the cake.

      • Turtz McGurtz
        April 23, 2020 at 9:40 am

        The dictionary definition of ratchet is different than the namesake of this contest. So the definition is subject to personal interpretation for our purposes.
        With that said, i’m going Failure and the war hero this round.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        April 23, 2020 at 2:10 pm

        I bet he was paying for everything, including those tats she got after losing 500 pounds and turning into the town tramp.

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