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Vote For Which Tiger King Meme Best Represents The Shitholes Featured 


Like many of you, I binged watched the Tiger King and it was one of those shows you just couldn’t stop watching. Everyone in it is a piece of shit, which is remarkable. Therefore Joe Exotic became the protagonist because he was the only piece of shit who ended up getting in any sort of trouble. Anyway, I saw a meme on Fall River Reporter and decided to fuck around with it in various ways. Because I dedicated thirty minutes to it I had to no choice but to put it in a blog or else it would’ve been unproductive. Vote for the most accurate meme below:


1. Cape Cod


2. North Shore


3. South Coast


4. North of Boston


5. Boston


6. Western Mass


7. Merrimack Valley


8. Rhode Island


9. South Shore


10. New England


11. Central Mass





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33 Comment(s)
  • From zee SS
    April 3, 2020 at 3:10 am

    The Boston choice was unrealistic without at least half of the characters much more “colorized”.
    South shore one wasn’t too bad.

  • Richyrich
    April 2, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    As usual, you ignored New Hampshire in your little survey, you Masshole dick. We do actually exist up here as more than just a place for you to go get drunk in the summer.

  • Richyrich
    April 2, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    As usual, you left NH out of this survey, you Masshole dick. We do actually exist as more than just a place you come up and get drunk at during the summer.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    April 2, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Shrewsbury over Athol Gardner or Leominster? Come on Unc, you know this better than any of us!

  • marilu
    April 2, 2020 at 11:28 am

    being from western MA, this made my fcking DAY! I’m dying over here. The 3 cities I’ve lived in are the top row hahaha I love everything about this.

  • Jordis
    April 2, 2020 at 9:40 am

    I haven’t checked out this show at all…but I am still working so a little busy to invest into a new program right now.

    But random observation….Uncle Turtle looks like Rob Dyrdek (without his hat one).

  • randiguy2006
    April 1, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Please don’t try to create origin content. You aren’t funny.

    Cut and paste bro.

  • Gross
    April 1, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Not watching the series. I heard the lead guy is a pole smoker and he is blowing most of the other twinks in the show. Threw up in my mouth. Hard pass for me.

  • Turtleboy Be Like
    April 1, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    DAMM I wish a viral apocalypse happened more often, my comment section is up 400%!

  • Racial Rollins
    April 1, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    No diversity pics for Roxbury, Dorchester and Springfield. Fail

  • Mezza Fanook Mahty
    April 1, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    What about “vacay” faves
    1: provincetown
    2: fire island
    3: oguncuit
    4: frisco
    5: key west

  • SailAwayfrom Dem Lunacy
    April 1, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Joe Exotic would be a landscaper in Dartmouth and live in New Bedford. Nothing wrong with landscaping work or New Bedford, but I don’t see him sailing in Padamaram or Westport Harbor.

    • SailAwayfrom Dem Lunacy
      April 1, 2020 at 6:57 pm

      That would be Padanaram, Sorry. Beautiful place. You should check it out. Close by and hidden gem.

  • Finn
    April 1, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    OMG this is actually so fucking cool do you get to mix and match or just pick. *wink*
    This is definately not gay and I love it.

    Get Fucked,

  • Da Fuq
    April 1, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Why are Gardner, Leominster, and Athol missing for Central Mass?

  • Jewmerica
    April 1, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Jewish countries are disgusting.

    • Golda
      April 1, 2020 at 6:51 pm

      Thanks for your hatred, Mr Margolis. No go and get your shine box.

    April 1, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    CNN put me on everyday in Febtuary. I spoke about the evil market and how it was going to collapse everyday. I have been shorting the market for months before but the public didnt know that. I was making a 10000 return by scaring people into selling. Also the cure is worse than the disease. We will shut down the worlds latgest economy for a death rate less than the flu.
    750000 Americans die from heart disease every year in America but guess what McDonald’s and Burger King drive thru are essential because we need more fat Americans to die.

    • Nothing Personsl Its Just Business Kid
      April 1, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      What did you expect from jewden

  • Kermit the Frog
    April 1, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Oh, that sounds like one of those reality tv shows I avoid like COVID 19…

  • whatevuh
    April 1, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    I actually don’t understand the point of this, probably because I have no idea what this Tiger King thing-a-ma-jig is all about, must be an immature adult thing that I’m not familiar with, but have fun kiddies, go for it.

    • SRR
      April 2, 2020 at 8:00 am

      I concur.
      I had no intention of watching this “documentary series” either that is until it appeared on Turtleboy.
      I watched the lions share of it yesterday (pardon the bad pun) and it was every bit as horrible as I imagined. The only people that aren’t totally loathsome are the ex wife and family of the murder victim. Everyone else is beyond Ratchet status, Unc would need an entirely new word to describe the plethora of insanity of the main characters (Kate could have been the star of the series)
      It has All the Major D’s – Debauchery,deceit,death,dispare,depravity,
      dismemberment,discord,dick sucking, etc… After watching this debacle of human fecal matter you will feel disgusted and in need of diazepam.
      Final D word- Dentist Most of the characters are in dire need of one.
      So many missing teeth So Much methamphetamine.

  • Andy King
    April 1, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Where’s Moksha Bybee, Doc Antle’s #1 smokeshow wife? I think she was originally from Carver, MA.

  • randiguy2006
    April 1, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    This is really dumb.

  • Big fan
    April 1, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Gud poast

  • randiguy2006
    April 1, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Slow news day?

  • a
    April 1, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Western Mass. Joe should actually be Palmer and Saff is Hadley (Hampshire college and lesbians everywhere). I’ve lived here my whole life and have never heard of Colrain. Sounds made up. John would be Ware because of the missing teeth and meth face.

  • Skidmark Sam
    April 1, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Who’s the MENSA member who put Haverhill in the North Shore category?

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    April 1, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    You can’t have a gay white guy reppin Roxbury and you can’t have a Boston rachet poll with a Southie option. That would be like a South Coast option without New Bedford or Fall River.

    I did vote for the South Coast slide though because the Fall River and NB avatars were both perfect fits!

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 1, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    no matter which one I choose it reminds me of Thanksgiving 🙁

  • ace
    April 1, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    man, you are gay

  • capone181
    Old Black Joe
    April 1, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    You ain’t got no blacks in there, how we gonna vote dat way?

  • Frank
    April 1, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Scituate instead of hull

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