So this Friday night we’ll be back, live, and less NPR-esque. The topic we’ll be tackling is the greatest feuds Turtleboy has been in – and my favorite personal feuds, of course, as well as your questions.
We’ve narrowed it down to two guest in addition to my Turtlerider Cohost. I’ll leave it up to you to decide.
Nathan Thompson has been on the last two weeks in a row, the beloved Flat Earth conspiracy theory enthusiast who hates porn and “killing babies” – even for rape victims.
He’s been fun, and just to refresh you on some of his more entertaining moments in the spotlight:
But…wait…there’s more! We have a brand new contender who wants to make his Turtleboy debut. Meet “Lil Al”, the Slingblade impersonating, face-tattooed wannabe rapper from Alabama with dwarfism.
Here’s some videos he provided us from his YouTube channel.
You decide, because I can’t!
And to reiterate, Dianna Ploss is still more than welcome to join us, because she just simply cannot stop freaking out about my hot take on her insanity, which we will definitely be discussing more on air.
Would someone please post the link for LiL Al?
Or an air traffic controller……..he definitely has the moves for it.
I cannot understand how Nathan can be so educated and logical about every topic other than the shape of the earth. Blows my mind.
Nothing says “Fuck ever having a normal life” quite like facial tattoos.
Well, when his rap “career” shits the bed, he can always work at a call center; somewhere that he won’t be facing customers.