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Watertown News: A man and a woman face multiple charges after banging on a Watertown man’s door, and attacking him, his friend and the friend’s wife. Police received a report of a disturbance involving several people on the 300 block of Main Street at 10:22 p.m. on Sept. 26, said Watertown Police Lt. James O’Connor. A man later identified as 21-year-old Reuben Urquiza-Cabrera, was seen attacking the homeowner.
“When the officer arrived he saw Cabrera kicking a male with his foot,” O’Connor said.
The victims told police that they were in their home when someone began shaking the door and ringing the door bell, O’Connor said. The homeowner, a 67-year-old man, went down to see what was going on and Cabrera attacked him.
“The homeowner was attacked, his shirt was ripped off, he was thrown to the ground and kicked,” O’Connor said.
The man’s friend, who is 72-years-old, went to see what was happening and he was also attacked by Cabrera.
“He was also thrown to the ground,” O’Connor said.
When the friend’s 69-year-old wife saw what was going on she tried to intervene and Cabrera grabbed her and threw her to the ground. A woman, identified as 20-year-old Alyssa Owens, also was seen attacking the homeowner, O’Connor said. O’Connor said it is not clear what prompted the attack or why they attacked the people at that address.
When police attempted to place Cabrera under arrest he resisted by holding his arms at his side. When police were speaking to the victims and witnesses, Owens began screaming and yelled profanities at police and others. She was told to calm down multiple times but she would not. Reuben Urquiza-Cabrera, 21, of Waltham, was arrested on three counts of assault and battery on a person 60 or over, and one count each of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a person 60 or over, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct, O’Connor said. Alyssa Owens, 20, of Waltham, was arrested on charges of assault and battery on a person 60 or over, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest.
Sometimes you just have to kick the shit out of some elderly people. That’s how you live life when you’re a Waltham crack muppet trying to break into homes in Watertown.
I can’t be for sure if I’ve found Reuben Urquiza-Cabrera’s Facebook page, but I have found Alyssa Owens’. She’s like the Eastern MA version of the Spingfield lickalotapuss:
Normally when a hoodrat gets busted for this we hear about how they were just about to turn their life around and open up a barber shop. But it usually only applies to dudes. The Waltham womb raider has broken the gender ceiling though, and is cutting hair in Malden now:
In the least surprising turn of events ever she dindu nuffin:
Yea, y’all can eat a dick when the “truth” about why she attacked an elderly woman in her own comes out. Not her though, she can’t stand dick. And there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why someone would be arrested for such a violent offense.
The hoodbogger express was out in full force to support her though….
Yea yo, the cops be switching the arrest reports to make
minorities young people look bad. It was actually the elderly people who started the fight in their own home against these 20 year old aggressors.
I’m sure this was a complete misunderstanding, after all she looks like such an upright and outstanding citizen….
Plus she be graduating from school and shit…
Rueben’s last name is Cabrera, and the womb raider pictured a lot with this skinny jeaned sauce donkey….
I don’t know if that’s him, but it definitely looks like the kind of lowlife who would have no problem kicking the shit out of a couple elderly people.
Either way, we would LOVE to hear her side of the story about what REALLY happened, preferably in run on CAPS LOCK sentagraph form on Turtleboy Live. Hit us up girl, we would love to have you on the Live show on Saturday night.