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War-wack Wonder Ratchet Arrested For Jumping On Providence Police Car During Riot Seems To Be Deeply Invested In Social Justice Causes


Last week we published a blog about the rioters in Providence who grieved the loss of George Floyd by attempting to loot the Providence Place Mall before destroying a police vehicle.

Although the War-raq rappers attempted to start the rioting, they failed spectacularly. Then this chick got it started.

Meet Sarah Taylor, from War-wack.

As you can see, she is VERY invested in the causes of social justice.

WPRIPolice have arrested the woman who they say jumped on a cruiser Monday night as the violence in Providence began, Target 12 has learned. Sarah Taylor, 21, of Warwick, was captured on video jumping on the cruiser that was eventually ignited and burned. It all started when hundreds of people gathered outside Providence Place Mall to demand justice for George Floyd, a Minneapolis man who died in police custody after an officer kneeled on his neck while he was handcuffed and pleading that he couldn’t breathe. Destruction and vandalism then erupted in downtown Providence resulting in dozens of arrests, several police officers hurt and businesses looted.

Taylor is charged with four misdemeanors: vandalism, simple assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. She pleaded not guilty to the charges. At her arraignment, police said Taylor was stomping on the windshield of the police cruiser and damaged a side light. She was also accused of kicking Captain Luis San Lucas, who suffered minor inuries. Officers identified her through cell phone video and arrested her at her home Thursday morning. A judge released Taylor on personal recognizance and ordered her to comply with Providence’s 9 p.m. curfew and stay away from the Providence Place Mall. After her court appearance, Taylor was driven to the Providence Police Department in a car that pulled into the driveway at the same time a news conference was set to begin with Providence Police command staff about Friday’s planned protest. The car backed out after seeing the reporters, and Taylor said out a window she did not want to comment on the charges against her.

Shockingly she doesn’t really care for the police in general.

At least she has this woman defending her though.

Yea, it was only jumping on a cop car, not burning it. Is that even against the law?

I’ll give her one thing – she’s more pleasant on the eyes than most rioters. Damn shame she had to be just another run of the mill Warwick ratchet.


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57 Comment(s)
  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    June 13, 2020 at 1:03 am

    Would:) I think she’s Eye Talian

  • Clarissa explains it all
    June 12, 2020 at 6:39 am

    All the ones who said bad things about her look are fat ugly cheezehogs and skinny string bean scare crow scallywags jealous of pretty girls who got slamming bodies

  • Pussy lips
    June 11, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    I bet hers are dark brown with a hint of purple

  • Society
    June 10, 2020 at 10:33 am

    She looks like an 8 year old boy. Is it even a female? NO tits and rotten skin. I bet she didn’t even graduate high school. She hates the cops because they remind her of her childhood when they were at her house every night. Yes we know you butch and you’re garbage

  • Dees nutz
    June 10, 2020 at 9:42 am

    someone needs to find out where Mary lives and slice her tires. then when she gets mew ones do it again. then when she is a grand in the hole we can say “Hey it’s only tires?

  • An Ode to Mary Bruzzi
    June 10, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Scary Mary her pits are hairy.
    She goes by Miss Bruzzi no one would fuck her unless they were boozy.
    All her extra chins should be a sin.
    She’s a skank I’d rather wank.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    June 9, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    There was a time in Providence when these moolies knew their place.
    Miss me yet?
    What a cunt !

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 9, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) I can smell that chick thru the Internet. It’s like a combination of bad Body Odor and cheap skin lotion. Yuk.
    2) I think the DA increases the charges to felony inciting a riot and felony destruction of property once this all settles down.

  • Finger, Fucker
    June 9, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    they long,
    they strong
    she stick ’em where
    they don’t belong…

  • Ratchet Patrol
    June 9, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Not Guilty

  • Bono
    June 9, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Loving how the lawn jockeys were gunning each other down in Chicago
    15 dead that’s awesome
    I think we should issue them free guns and ammo

  • Jack
    June 9, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Has to be on government assistance of some type. Guaranteed.

  • John Blutarsky
    June 9, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Sarah Taylor? Um, no, that’s a latina piece of shit right there. She figures using a white girl name is a good way to avoid detection from ICE.

  • whatevuh
    June 9, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    I’d fuck it, if she asked me nicely

  • Renfroe
    June 9, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    What an ugly cunt
    With the names of guys who’s dick she sucked tatood on her chest
    I’m guessing she’s fucked some apes
    They’ll fuck anything even this douchebag cunt

    • R.E. Pete
      June 9, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      You can say that again.

  • Renfroe
    June 9, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    What an ugly cunt
    With the names of guys who’s dick she sucked tatood on her chest
    I’m guessing she’s fucked some apes
    They’ll fuck anything even this douchebag

  • Flyboy
    June 9, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    So what strip club did she work at?

  • Captain Trips
    Fleetwood Mac n Cheese
    June 9, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Sarah…you’re the poet in my heart

    I tattooed your name on my boobs
    So we’d never part

    But now you’re gone, it doesn’t matter any more
    I fucked so many johns
    That I’ve lost score

  • Dumbass
    June 9, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Only low IQ ghetto mamas get their own name tattooed on their chest.

  • Cheddah
    June 9, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    I wonder if she’s done any porn?.The missing streak of hair on the eyebrow is a classic case of impatient jizz glob plucking.

  • Mo Vaughn
    June 9, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Once the Foxy was closed…damn…what’s a girl to do?

  • Daniel Crowell
    Bill Clinton
    June 9, 2020 at 4:39 pm


  • Ted Bundys VW
    June 9, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    She has good taste in automobiles.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 9, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    The name Taylor is misleading. She’s about as English as Saddam Hussein.

    Type of chick that gets hairy arms and a mustache.

    Is she forgetful? Perhaps the tittoo is how she remembers her name. Or how the johns call her by her real name, who knows….

    • Jim
      June 9, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      Probably part loser Swamp Yankee a lot of dirtbags in RI

  • Chip Striker
    June 9, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    I find it funny how the people who dont pay taxes, call the police the most now want to say how tax dollars are spent or not on police.

    Can’t make this shit up.

  • Dat be eaciss
    June 9, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Criminal records matter dats why flyod should be memorilized.

  • Sunny Mustard
    June 9, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    If AIDS were a person…

  • North of the Border
    June 9, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Ah, Rhode Island, the Kentucky of New England.

    Rhodetucky? Has a nice ring to it.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      June 9, 2020 at 2:30 pm

      It’s The Mexico of New England. This chick is a Miss Rhode Island contender.
      She’s 21. If you are interested you have 4 years before she either gains 45 pounds, ODs, or has a bastard.

      Social Media is anal cancer

  • phillip j mckracken
    Rick in Rutland
    June 9, 2020 at 1:56 pm


  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    June 9, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Nothing screams Hepatitis like…

  • Lowest common denominator
    June 9, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    All teens and young adults. This is what happens when you take corporal punishment out of the schools and replace it with low IQ shitskins.

  • hartf811
    Hernan Cortés
    June 9, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Her parents are so proud! Fortunately there should not be a any commute to visitation at ACI. They will all be under 1 roof! Beaner Losers.

  • Bucky
    June 9, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    I find it odd that they will loot, destroy and deface anything and everything with the exception of a Holocaust memorial.

    *adjusts tinfoil hat*

  • Chief O'Hara
    June 9, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Ironically she loves to be taken anally with a billy club.

  • WeRFucked
    June 9, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    Da Fuq did she get her own name tattoo’d on herself?

    I think she is a fucking ugly ass-faced troublemaker. Fuck her. Cunt.

    What’s the over/under on whether or not the titless bitch is on welfare?

  • George Floyd
    June 9, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Anybody got change for a twenty?

  • JoeMomma
    June 9, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    She’s going to need to suck a lot of dick to pay for the police cruiser.

  • Where are ya?
    June 9, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Where are the people who have been over all this comment board calling for the police to be defunded?

    Not going to happen. Not today, not tomorrow, not the day after that, not ever.

    They’re still out there, rounding you little miscreants up so you can answer for breaking the law.

    Prove me wrong defunders!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Bob Ross
      June 9, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      Welcome to Painting with a Broad Brush 101, Section 2.

      Because a couple of assholes steal benefits and deal drugs, we should also defund Welfare. Goose, meet Gander.

      Happy Painting, and God Bless my Friend

      • God save the police. What will they do
        June 9, 2020 at 6:16 pm

        If by defund you mean severely reduced pay to the point that equals the actual work they do. Something like 35000 a year to with no OT and no more than 50 hrs a week. If you really think any cop is worth more than that you probably get paid to jerk off all day so let the defunding begin. Oh fuck BLM LBGTQRSTUV and 99.99999999999 percent of everyone else in the world.

        • Society
          June 10, 2020 at 10:28 am

          What was it you did for work again? If anything

      • I like it!
        June 9, 2020 at 7:05 pm

        And I am going to use it.

        Would be funny if I could deliver it Bob Ross style, all laid back “Why don’t we put a happy tree in there just like that, then defund welfare, there you go, don’t be afraid to get some paint on the brush”

  • Newport 100's
    June 9, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Posing for bikini shots on a beat up vw is pretty ratchet.

  • Pence/Tormentor 2024
    June 9, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    She seems nice.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      June 9, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      I’m sure she acquired those attributes from her father that doesn’t exist

  • Rochambeau
    June 9, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    I think it means something when a woman wears a head band around their neck.

  • WeRFucked
    June 9, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Oh man, I wish the hood of that Jetta was my face!

    • WeRFucked
      June 9, 2020 at 1:15 pm

      Hey unoriginal asshole. No. No I don’t.

      Get your own screen name. Like “Tiny Penis”

      That fits you well.

  • Crispy C
    June 9, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    I expected some flat-brimmed Bulls hats, blunts, and Henny. I’m kind of disappointed.

    Anyway, as I keep saying, and this past two weeks are proving my point, the wrong people in this country are multiplying at an alarming rate. Thanks to free shit from Democrats they have no reason to stop. This country is fucked and it’s never going back to the way it was.

    This dumb ho is obviously a child of two retarded people that never should have reproduced.

  • Michael Pensack
    Finger Blastin expert
    June 9, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    DAMMNNN, she got those extra long fingers for finger blastin, she’ll definately be popular in the women’s prison

    • WeRFucked
      June 9, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      Now I can’t get the image of her with three of those long fingers up in them lady bits of hers.

      Fuck… they are long.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 9, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    Getting your own name tattooed above your missing tits is an interesting life choice to say the least.

    • Bill Loney
      June 9, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      It’s the impulsiveness and poor judgement that compels someone in a position who can hire you for a real job to end the interview as quickly as possible. Facial piercings don’t help much, neither. Very few people want to entrust responsibility to someone who looks like a Halloween decoration.

  • poopship14
    Boognish was rising up from the mist
    June 9, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Duck lips and dog filter selfies. Guilty as charged, lock her up.

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