This tub of glucose, social rejection and pubes is James Balboni, currently of junkbox haven Wareham, MA, and formerly of Dover, NH.
James has been staying with a buddy in Wareham, and his show of gratitude for such generosity is….puzzling.
“A Dover, New Hampshire man was charged after allegedly throwing a dog into a dumpster in Wareham because “the dog would not stop bothering him,” according to the Wareham Department of Natural Resources.
The department said they were dispatched to Cranberry Highway at the Lakeside Trailer Park for a report of animal cruelty Sunday, after a man allegedly threw a dog into a dumpster.
Officers responded to the scene, and allegedly found the man removing a small, black and white dog out of the commercial-type dumpster.
The first officer on scene approached the man, who authorities say was “visibly upset,” and found out that the man was the dog’s owner.
The dog’s owner told the officer that a man named James, who was staying at his house, had thrown the dog into the dumpster.
A witness also reported seeing a man exit the dog owner’s house while holding the dog, before allegedly walking over to the dumpster, lifting the small dog over his head and throwing it into the dumpster.
Officers found the man, identified as 28-year-old Dover native James Balboni, and an investigation showed he was staying at the dog owner’s house, and allegedly threw the dog in the dumpster “because he was tired, had not slept, and the dog would not stop bothering him.”
Balboni was charged by the Wareham Department of Natural Resources with cruelty to animals, and is set to be arraigned at the Wareham District Court at a later date.
The dog was not injured in the incident, and is back in the possession of the owner.”
Any bets on whether or not it was a steady diet of Xbox live, World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red that kept ol’ Jimmy boy up all night and cranky?
There’s plenty of things you can do if a dog is bothering you, including:
- Walk the dog
- Feed the dog
- Give the dog a toy
- Crate the dog
- Put the dog in another room
“Throwing the dog over your head into the dumpster like a sack of rotten potatoes” will never, ever, ever make that list. Luckily the dog was not injured, but it could have been. And I don’t think Jimbo is particularly sensitive to animals, period.
Look at this little muffin – how ‘bothersome’ could he really be?
This little pupper vs. a glob of antisocial chub and hobo beard. Doesn’t seem like a fair fight to me. Throw this guy in the dumpster – he’s defective.
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