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Wareham Wanker Facing Animal Cruelty Charges After Throwing A Dog Into A Dumpster Because He Was “Tired”

This tub of glucose, social rejection and pubes is James Balboni, currently of junkbox haven Wareham, MA, and formerly of Dover, NH.

James has been staying with a buddy in Wareham, and his show of gratitude for such generosity is….puzzling.

Boston 25 News:

“A Dover, New Hampshire man was charged after allegedly throwing a dog into a dumpster in Wareham because “the dog would not stop bothering him,” according to the Wareham Department of Natural Resources.

The department said they were dispatched to Cranberry Highway at the Lakeside Trailer Park for a report of animal cruelty Sunday, after a man allegedly threw a dog into a dumpster.

Officers responded to the scene, and allegedly found the man removing a small, black and white dog out of the commercial-type dumpster.

The first officer on scene approached the man, who authorities say was “visibly upset,” and found out that the man was the dog’s owner.

The dog’s owner told the officer that a man named James, who was staying at his house, had thrown the dog into the dumpster.

A witness also reported seeing a man exit the dog owner’s house while holding the dog, before allegedly walking over to the dumpster, lifting the small dog over his head and throwing it into the dumpster.

Officers found the man, identified as 28-year-old Dover native James Balboni, and an investigation showed he was staying at the dog owner’s house, and allegedly threw the dog in the dumpster “because he was tired, had not slept, and the dog would not stop bothering him.”

Balboni was charged by the Wareham Department of Natural Resources with cruelty to animals, and is set to be arraigned at the Wareham District Court at a later date.

The dog was not injured in the incident, and is back in the possession of the owner.”


Any bets on whether or not it was a steady diet of Xbox live, World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red that kept ol’ Jimmy boy up all night and cranky?


There’s plenty of things you can do if a dog is bothering you, including:

  • Walk the dog
  • Feed the dog
  • Give the dog a toy
  • Crate the dog
  • Put the dog in another room

“Throwing the dog over your head into the dumpster like a sack of rotten potatoes” will never, ever, ever make that list.  Luckily the dog was not injured, but it could have been. And I don’t think Jimbo is particularly sensitive to animals, period.


Look at this little muffin – how ‘bothersome’ could he really be?

This little pupper vs. a glob of antisocial chub and hobo beard. Doesn’t seem like a fair fight to me. Throw this guy in the dumpster – he’s defective.





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20 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Jimmy's Mommy
    March 30, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    I had to kick Jimmy out because he kept clogging the toilet and leaving his empty Doritos bags all over the basement!

  • Big Wick
    March 30, 2019 at 10:17 am

    He looks like a back alley-dwelling combination of Jack Black, Mark Shepard, and Gimli the dwarf, without the talent of any of them… on unnamed recreational pharmaceuticals to boot. Living with his “friend?” Must have been kicked out of his mother’s basement. (Maybe he was trying to get rid of the evidence that he gave the dog fleas.)

  • Dr. Mangeler, behavioral modification specialist
    March 30, 2019 at 12:20 am

    I suppose he could be anywhere by now, probably not welcome in that trailer anymore.
    I’m kind of glad that his location is unknown because it helps reduce the temptation to meet with and counsel this oxygen thief. He needs intense physical counseling, perhaps more than one session.
    The methods and implements are going through my head now.
    Thanks, douchebag. That’s just what I want to be contemplating right now.
    I love dogs and only some people.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 29, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Horrible. Dogs are people too!

    • Felix the Cat
      April 1, 2019 at 10:12 pm

      @Randall Guy

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 29, 2019 at 6:25 am

    Wareham trailer park, what could possibly go wrong? This town is trying to be fall river and it’s making a good effort. It needs an enema.

    • Love that joker
      April 1, 2019 at 10:14 pm

      @True justice
      Where does he get those wonderful toys?

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 29, 2019 at 6:14 am

    I sit here writing this with my current foster dog, as a long-term shelter worker. I’d love to hammer this P.O.S.

    But I won’t. Not yet. After what TBS did to Dog Park Dianne, I can’t pile on because TBS might post a blog in a few days saying that this guy did nothing whatsoever.

    You guys jump the gun and don’t take adequate responsibility for your fails. I’ll wait.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Kim Un Jong
    March 28, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    The difference between some people and dogs are the dogs are better groomed

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 28, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    It’s the “Problem Dog” story straight out of Breaking Bad, but this time, thee protagonist is a fat, ugly cunt with a really fucking bad beard.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 28, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    What a shitbird.

    There is no way on Earth that he doesn’t stink like armpit and poorly-wiped swamp ass. No fucking way.

  • Cute dog was looking for a little action !!
    March 28, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Now, hold on folks – You know how after you molest an animal you’re so full of self loathing and disgust that you just wanna throw the animal in a dumpster ? Maybe this was one of those situations and Mr Dumpster McDoggytoss was just at the end of his rope !!

  • McHoodstuffer
    March 28, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Where are the Leigha Genduso nudes already???
    Daddy want some!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    March 28, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    All night Xbox… Guaranteed. Prob has a name like “Demon Slayer” or “Overlords Revenge” the only day he stays awake is EBT reload day.

    • The Boondock Saint
      March 29, 2019 at 2:13 am

      S.O.T.R.F….. don’t forget the “69” at the end of his gamer tag.

  • hank
    March 28, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    From the looks of it, I’d guess the dog used all the shampoo in the house and someone wasn’t happy about it.

  • Professor Booty
    March 28, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    He looks like a productive member of society. Perhaps he was tired for staying up all night working on his thesis.

  • Harry Richard
    March 28, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Looks like a future “husband” for the Turtle Baes.

  • Randall Guy's Big Fat Momma
    March 28, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    He is Randall’s number one customer.

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