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Breaking News: Two highly seeded ratchets have bee eliminated from 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness, including the #1 seed in the region…….
Down goes the Burlington Mall Fupasloth!!
We hardly knew ya babe!! I voted for you, simply because I believed your long and documented ratchetry (you are the most infamous panhandler in the entire state) far outweighed one act of ratchetry in the form of radioactive turtles from some Dorchester junior hoodbooger.
Also RIP Water Whiz Wonder Weenie, the #3 seed. Didn’t see that upset coming either. This region is officially wide open.
We’ll have the final region’s first round voting coming tomorrow. Because on the 7th day the turtle rests. See you tomorrow turtle riders.
6 Comment(s)
Didi man looks like a fungus that grew off of a tree. He is freeloading off of the free money too. Both bum ass mother fuckerd
How the hell did juicehead beat water wiz? I’m in shock. Springfield/natick was a tough choice!
Burlington fupaslug just wasn’t ratchet enough. Gross and grimey, but no match for devil child. Devil child is gonna be a top contender.
Kelly Janerico and Didi must be related
Oh yeah Didi’s fat ass is gonna be in it tomorrow, itll be a tough one when she contends with Steve Asanti, hes a huge ass too, but im positive she will win that region, and probably the whole thing. The big ipset was that ginger bitch Anna was eliminated, im sad to see her go.
Allah Akhbarr!
I’m a proud Muslim woman and the owner of a large fupa! Allah touched me where I pee.
hands down, didi smelgado, takes the ratchet trophee