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Breaking News: Two highly seeded ratchets have bee eliminated from 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness, including the #1 seed in the region…….
Down goes the Burlington Mall Fupasloth!!
We hardly knew ya babe!! I voted for you, simply because I believed your long and documented ratchetry (you are the most infamous panhandler in the entire state) far outweighed one act of ratchetry in the form of radioactive turtles from some Dorchester junior hoodbooger.
Also RIP Water Whiz Wonder Weenie, the #3 seed. Didn’t see that upset coming either. This region is officially wide open.
We’ll have the final region’s first round voting coming tomorrow. Because on the 7th day the turtle rests. See you tomorrow turtle riders.