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We Can’t Let Failed Musician Walter Crockett Defeat Us – You Have Until Wednesday To Vote Turtleboy Sports Best Local News Outlet

We Can’t Let Failed Musician Walter Crockett Defeat Us – You Have Until Wednesday To Vote Turtleboy Sports Best Local News Outlet

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Click the pic to vote for Turtleboy Sports for best local news outlet.

Click the pic to vote for Turtleboy Sports for best local news outlet.

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Wednesday is the final day you can vote for Turtleboy for best local news outlet in the Worcester Magazine Best of Worcester County awards. Click here to vote if you haven’t done so already. And if you have already voted, I’m NOT saying you should do it again. But if you did, no one would have no way of knowing. Just sayin.

Once again, in order for your ballot to count you have to use a valid email address AND vote for at least 20 categories. We understand that many of you are not from the Worcester area and would have no idea who to vote for in the other categories. That’s why we provided you with recommendations in this blog

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When you vote, screenshot your vote and send it to us or post it on our Facebook page to let people know that you support great journalism, the exposure of ratchets, and freedom in general.

It’s important that we win this thing for two main reasons:

  1. Worcester Magazine got rid of the best local blog category because we always win it going away.
  2. We have to send a message to the butthurts that Turtleboy is a legitimate source of REAL NEWS that other media outlets are too gutless to cover. Plus, professional hippies like this failed local musician are leading campaigns against Turtleboy:

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These people just don’t get it. They think we’re some rag tag group of hillbillies or something. Wrong. We are the majority, and we will be silent no longer. We don’t time to protest because we’re all too busy working, raising families, and paying taxes. So yes, you will outnumber us at meaningless rallies. But we are real, and we will not be defeated by the likes of a failed musician named Walter Crockett.




And the rest of the echo chamber on his wall will also be voting AGAINST us, so make sure you negate the votes of these nudniks:

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Actually “Da Ve,” we had over 2.6 million page views last month, so you’re right – we don’t get 500,000 views per month. We’re at least five times that size now. Ya see, people come to us because they yearn for the truth, and we’re not afraid to give it to them. But please, tell me more about your Internet expertise. You’ve convinced a lot of people that you actually know what you’re talking about.

We cannot let the bad guys win. If you haven’t voted then stop what you’re doing and vote now by clicking here.


We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.

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22 Comment(s)
  • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
    April 4, 2017 at 8:19 pm


    Favorite martial arts studio: Paul Larson’s Backyard Shed Dojo

  • The 70's Called
    April 4, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Who’s Walter Crockett?

  • KayD
    April 4, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    This struck me odd. From the rules: “Please only nominate locally owned, independent businesses; national brands (i.e., Best Buy, Olive Garden, etc.) will not be accepted.” But they have a category ‘Restaurant Chain’, including Five Guys, Uno’s, Longhorn, Texas Roadhouse, Red Robin, and the Ninety Nine.

    Do they count as ‘local’ because of franchising? If so, why not places like Subway; if not, why even have the category?

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      April 5, 2017 at 9:42 pm

      The lemmings that read Wo Mag are the same folks that go to those generic chain restaurants. They don’t like individuality or straying too far with their herd mentality.

  • Hair Club
    April 4, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Crock, take of that dirty old hippie hat, you’ve been wearing since the seventies. Let it shine and get some air in. The hippie uniform too, burn it !

  • Joe
    April 4, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    So is or was Walter a well known person in Worcester? What’s he known for?

    • AARP
      April 4, 2017 at 3:27 pm

      Legend in his own mind aka nothing.

  • fordsnharleys
    April 4, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Gee Walter blocked me for racist views when I defended Janice Harvey. She’s a fine writer unless you’re bringing down Clive for the bullshit he wrote about her.

  • Greenyg
    April 4, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    And you know hes not going to respond because he knows he doesn’t stand a chance arguing with actual informed citizens (AKA not his Kool-aid drinking lackeys). Turtleboy=Turtlebitch.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      April 5, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      It’s beyond embarrassing watching you liberal cuck betas project. It’s like you have a mirror where only others see your image.

      And if you had the intellect to understand irony – you’d stop embarrassing yourself in these comments.

    April 4, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    You’re a failing news outlet. A couple of years ago you had decent writers that wrote good blogs, now you have a bunch of morons writing about white trash that’s being read by white trash. Your numbers are way down. By August you’ll probably be yesterday’s news.

  • 1972 time warp
    April 4, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    Can’t these old losers just disappear. They’ve been around for over forty years, peaked out about twenty five years ago. The sad part, this is all they have obviously. Move on in life, retire and vanish permanently.

  • GreenyG
    April 4, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    Turtleboy you aint nothing but a little self-righteous insecure little brat, who wouldn’t take a shit unless the Tea Party said it was okay. Best local news outlet? Maybe for you and your herd of sheep, but for the rest of us who are capable of forming our own thoughts, we think you’re a scared little boy who likes to post shocking/misleading articles because its the only way you can get any attention. Respond back to me if you have any balls…

    • President Matt
      April 5, 2017 at 11:32 am

      For the record, its OK to shit all over GreenyG….

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      April 5, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      Apparently Greeny the cuck wants Turtleboy’s balls.

      Be a good little lemming and get your own balls, Princess.

  • X
    April 4, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    I heard Walter hates Turtleboy

  • Speed
    April 4, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    It’s always hard to hear Dan Margolis when he speaks because of the echo coming from his vagina.

  • Captain Howdy
    April 4, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    I voted!

    for Masslive

  • President Matt
    April 4, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    You should consider being on Worc Q’s block list an award for Meritorious Citizenship!

  • Lt Dan
    April 4, 2017 at 11:53 am

    The Worcester Magazine is a fuckin rag but it is free at the packy and my birds don’t care what they shit on.

    • Sledge-O-Matic
      April 4, 2017 at 6:05 pm

      Walter Crockett? I thought that was Gallagher!

      • Sledge-O-Matic
        April 4, 2017 at 6:55 pm

        When he takes off that hat the hair comes with it.

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