We Finally Got The Audio Of Dog Murdering, Woman Beating Maggot Rian Waters Promising To Kill Himself In Court After Losing His Criminal Complaint Hearing And It’s So Satisfying 


Back in December Rian Waters, the woman beating, dog murdering piece of human garbage who sued me for libel and lost over a year ago but still hasn’t let it go, brought me to Hampden District Court in Springfield after filing a criminal complaint against me for witness intimidation. In September of 2019 he tried to file a criminal complaint against me for something else in the same court and lost. At that court date I saw Rian in the hallway and when he attempted to speak to me I called him a dog murdering, woman beating piece of shit because that’s exactly what he is. He claims this was witness intimidation, but in reality he’s just abusing the court system to harass me because he has nothing better to do. He brought lunatic Amanda Sawyer with him all the way from Rhode Island in a snowstorm, because she wanted to pick his brain. He asked the clerk magistrate to allow her inside but was denied. However, the clerk did tape the court proceedings and I finally got them this week. Enjoy.

The best part is that he wanted it taped because he wanted to prove that it wasn’t frivolous, and then proceeded to do exactly that.

“He misrepresented details to make it look like I was filing frivolous complaints against him and I wanted the public to know that it’s not frivolous.”

I urge you to listen to that tape if you wanna hear what a day in the life of Turtleboy is like. This man is a lunatic. He corrected the clerk multiple times because he thinks he’s smarter than everyone. This is a violent criminal who is allowed to waste the taxpayer’s time and money harassing someone who has committed no crimes. He played the tapes from a live show in there to prove how horrible I am, but it ended up being some of my greatest hits.

He claims that the witness intimidation is when I said that if he continues to harass me with these ridiculous complaints then I would continue to expose him, thus intimidating him from pursuing justice. Yet he pursued it anyway and constantly shows up on our Facebook page and comments.

Rian: “I was intimidated by him. I told her (the previous clerk) that I needed a few minutes to compose myself. That’s the effect that it had on me. He he goes ‘who’s your doctor?’ And at the time I couldn’t think of anything. I couldn’t even think of the place I go for therapy. And that was the effect of the witness intimidation. And there were multiple times while I was arguing where I would forget what I was saying. It was directly related to the harassment and was the reason I was so forgetful.”

Clerk: “Did he make any overt suggestion that you better drop this case?”

Rian: “He said ‘you built the perfect case for me to file a criminal complaint for malicious prosecution. After that I’ll be filing and receiving a restraining order, and then I’ll be coordinating with the Hampden County DA’s office to reopen your domestic violence dog murdering case. You will be in jail where criminals like you belong or you can walk away and take the L. Your call.’ I understood that as if I dropped this criminal complaint then he was not going to be working with the DA’s office, he would not be filing for a restraining order, and he would not be filing a criminal complaint for malicious prosecution. To me it was like, he was gonna do all that or I was gonna drop this hearing. That’s pretty direct if you ask me.”

Clerk: “Why did you wait 2 months to file this criminal complaint?”

Rian: “I didn’t want to be in the same room with him unless I had to be.”

Clerk: “Yet here we are.”

Around the 24:00 mark he starts explaining why the judge who ruled against him in the civil suit was wrong, because he’s smarter than her, and then he explained at the 26 minute mark why he waited so long to file the second criminal complaint.

“The judge said that there was solid evidence that he did do witness intimidation and she said that she could not look at it. I told her that the Palmer Police lied and did a bunch of corruption towards me so she told me to go to the State Police. I went to the State Police and then I went to the East Longmeadow and Springfield Police. The State Police told me to file a private complaint. They told me I had plenty of evidence and they recognize that he has a close relationship with the police which makes it really tough working with them. So the State Police expected that none of the other police were going to help me. So I initially filed in Palmer but they didn’t follow any of the procedures. They didn’t even let me, they said I was unable to do whole evidence, they were just extremely rude. They said it would take 6 weeks to issue a hearing date, which I think was just to waste time. So that was the actual as I was waiting for 6 weeks for the time to expel, so that’s the reason why the criminal got pushed back. So it wasn’t that I was waiting for the case to end and then I filed a criminal complaint. I was doing what I could to be fairly heard.”

The Palmer Police “did a bunch of corruption towards me.” And he’s working with the MSP, who totally took him seriously.

Then the clerk broke his heart.

“I don’t find that calling someone a bitch boy, dog killing woman beater piece of s-h-i-t was in any way to intimidate you from going forward with your complaining. I do not find that you are intimidated Mr Waters, you just don’t like the things Mr. Kearney says about you. It doesn’t meet the elements of intimidation of a witness. He called you names. Calling you names is not a criminal offense.”

Rian didn’t like that.

“He was screaming at me in the hallway. He’s spitting. It’s seriously alarming. How is it not seriously alarming? That’s harassment. Intimidation of a witness includes harassment.”

Clerk: “He called you names in the hallway. If we had criminal complaints every time that happens….”

Me: “He’s going to do it again, what happens then?”

Rian: “I’m doing a redecision obviously.”

And then finally once he realized he had lost he announced that he was gonna do the world a favor and kill himself, and you can hear him kick the chair on his way out.

“I can’t work because of him. So the thing is, yea, no I’m gonna commit suicide in 2 months if I don’t figure out something. I’m going to get a redecision started.” (kicks chair)

And for the first time I actually saw in person what this 140 pound homeless man gets like when he’s angry, and I could picture what he did to Samantha Cardin and her dog. I also have the vet reports, which I’ve included at the bottom of this blog.

Rian is still appealing the decision against him in the civil matter, which requires me to retain counsel, so I thank you everyone who has donated to help us defend our voice, which allows animals like Rian Waters to be exposed.






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19 Comment(s)
  • That Judge
    July 21, 2020 at 12:09 am

    That’s solid evidence.

  • L
    July 20, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Honestly, I used to love reading the insane drama of other people. Then I had a kid.. and now it just truly makes me sad that so many kids are brought up in this world by such dysfunctional people. That’s all I can think of now when I read this stuff.. the poor babies who will never know a normal stable life. Excuse me while I go cry!!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    July 17, 2020 at 9:01 am

    Yuck.. Maggots like this little bitch boy cryin rian really make my skin crawl… The legitimately believe the utter bullshit lies that they spew out of their cocksuckers and seriously think they are the best things since sliced bread.. Fuck each and every nasty scummy piece of shit that thinks it’s ok to mentally/emotionally/physically threaten and torment the woman and children they claim to ” love” … That is all

  • Brittany O'Donnell
    July 17, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Rian Waters is a serial bed wetter

  • Tim
    July 17, 2020 at 7:22 am

    I looked up, “whiny little bitch”, in the dictionary, and there was a picture of Rian.

  • Orion
    July 16, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    I had respect for that clerk up until he pretty much threw his hands in the air at the end. Rian needs to be viewed as a vexatious litigant. It was fucking awesome to hear him get all trembly and freak out at the end before running away. The clerk was pretty much like “Bye…” when he left, haha.

  • Ace Rothstein
    July 16, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    I heard “Palmer, MA”……say no more

  • BucketNutz
    July 16, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Samantha’s dear old dad must have some nice skeletons in his closet, to not have smoked this little worm. I’d have snapped that twerps neck like a twig if he bruised up my daughter like that.
    At the very least convince your daughter to follow thru & charge the punk!! Now your granddaughter has to continue seeing this maggot. (Are they back together?)
    Justice for Luna!

    • Lets Hope
      July 17, 2020 at 1:35 am

      Lets hope he did not end up with any custody rights and moved 1,000 miles away

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 16, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Yeah my man there is nothing more satisfying than knowing you’ve pushed another person to the brink of killing themselves LMFAO. We just keep winning!

    • BucketNutz
      July 16, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      That kid is about as stable as Ruth Bader Ginsburg on a moped. Uncle TB is just supplying the gas money.

  • randiguy2006
    July 16, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    “I urge you to listen to that tape if you wanna hear what a day in the life of Turtleboy is like.”

    This actually says more about you than him.

  • North of the Border
    July 16, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ–even kids on the short bus don’t have any problem calling this kid a retard.

  • Two Toilet Irish
    July 16, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Not that I’m bragging about the eastern counties of Massachusetts, but goddamn, once you go west of 495 in this godforsaken Commonwealth, the intelligence level of our citizenry really drops off the fuckin’ table.

    • HP Lovecraft
      July 16, 2020 at 7:41 pm

      I find it inspiring

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Super Judge
    July 16, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    His voice is even worse than I ever imagined. Y’all did get the judge to say bitch boi tho!! Every single time he opened his pubic hole he just made it so much worse for himself! -Ohh I went to this police and that police!-Do you realize how Stoopid that makes you look!?!
    Anyways, the judge was awesome, and C’rian got what he deserved. To be put in his place lol.

  • Cryin Rian
    July 16, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Please unc do not ever relent on this complete oxygen thief. He is a shitstain on the underwear of society. Fuck you rian, has it been two months yet?

  • wow I went to school with that faggot
    July 16, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    wow what a fucking faggot. There was a rumor going around back in the day that he used to sexually molest his family dog when he was younger, and put peanut butter on his ballsack and let the dog lick it off.

    • Not Chunky
      July 16, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      Is that wrong? Seems like a win-win.

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