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Cape Cod Times: A Taunton woman accused of intentionally driving into a man’s car a month ago after becoming enraged by a Trump bumper sticker pleaded not guilty Monday in Barnstable District Court to a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon. Chloe Wright, 25, also faces charges of vandalizing property and leaving the scene of property damage. She was released on $1,250 bail and was ordered to stay away from the victim. On June 30, a man called Barnstable police to report a hit-and-run crash. He told responding officers he had been driving south on Bearses Way in Hyannis, and was stopped for a red light at the intersection of Route 28 when the driver of the car behind him began honking the horn, according to a police report.
The man continued driving onto Bassett Lane and the car followed, with the driver still honking, the man told police, according to the report. When he stopped again for a red light at the intersection with North Street, the driver also began yelling, the man said. Thinking that something might be wrong with the back of his car, the man stepped out into the road. The driver began yelling at him about a Donald Trump bumper sticker on the back of his car, he told police.
“She said, ‘You voted for Trump?’” the man wrote in a statement. “I said yes. She called me a racist and several other names.”
As the man began recording the incident on his phone, the woman drove around his car, prompting him to step back into the driver’s side door opening, he told police, according to the report. The woman then drove at him and hit the open door, he said, according to the report.
“She bent my door and I had to lean back to avoid getting hit,” the man wrote. “She also hit the side of my car.”
The woman drove away down North Street, the man told police. The man’s recording of the incident shows the woman’s car, a gray Honda Civic, drive around his car and hit the open driver’s-side door, according to the report. A statement by the man’s girlfriend, who was in the car with him during the incident, confirmed the man’s account, the report says. The video showed the license plate number of the Civic, which police traced to Wright, the report says. The victim identified a license photo of Wright as the woman who had hit his car, according to the report. State police stopped and arrested Wright as she was driving in Bourne Monday, after a random check of her license plate revealed an open warrant on the charges.
— WBZ | CBS Boston News (@wbz) August 1, 2018
So we’ve spent the last 2 days trying to find the Taunton Triggersaurus on social media. She’s 25. She’s woke as fuck. She spends the summer in Cape Cod. She’s gotta have an IG or a Facebook page or something. Chances are she either deactivated it or is using a fake name. If you know how we can get ahold of her please let us know so we can invite her on the Live show tomorrow night. Could be legendary. “Brandon” is also more than welcome to contact us as we’d love to have him on as well.
Anyway, this is why we don’t blog about Trump. Because it makes people smash into cars. I got a lot of turtle riders who I know and respect who are either repulsed by him or think he’s the greatest thing since raw dog. So on the rare occasion we blog about something political the comments section immediately turns into “stupid libtards” and insightful stuff like that. Hell, we blog about missing dogs and THAT GUY will always show up on Facebook and blame it on Obama.
This is the current state of our political discourse:
- Person with strong political beliefs does something crazy.
- People with the opposite beliefs say, “look at how crazy you people are.”
- People with same beliefs as the crazy person say, “Yea but this one guy on your side did something crazier last year.”
And ultimately we get nowhere and Thanksgiving is ruined. Again.
But this is Trump Derangement Syndrome on a new level. Usually they just call you a Nazi on Facebook and bury you in hashtags. But the Taunton Triggersaurus simply could not get over the fact that the guy in front of her (who appears to be at least partially something that isn’t white) had a different political opinion than her. Therefore he’s racist. Therefore she had no choice but to smash into the back of his car and then smash into his open door.
Meanwhile in Saudia Arabia they’re saying, “See, I told you it was a bad idea to let them drive.”
If I’m this girl I just use the “Auntie Maxine” made me do it excuse. Are we surprised that people are taking it to this level when we’ve got members of Congress telling people to form mobs and let people know “they’re not welcome here?” Poor girl was just doing as she was told. I’m sure if you shared this story on Occupy Democrats, The Other 98%, or some other place where clinically insane people come together to share memes, that her actions would be widely applauded. Because this is the state of America right now. And as a blogger, I kind of love it.