It’s that time of the year again folks – time to vote Turtleboy Sports best local news outlet so that Walter Bird is forced to give us our award again. You can vote for us by clicking here. Votes can be placed between March 7th and March 28th. In order for your vote to be counted you go to categories and choose “City Life:”
Then scroll down to Local News Source:
And you know what to do from there.
We won “best blog” in 2015 and 2016, but they got rid of that category for 2017.
No sweat because we ended up winning because Local News Source instead.
Last year we didn’t really tell people to vote because we figured it was a foregone conclusion. We ended up getting runner-up to the Turtlegram and Gazette, which was obviously the result of our followers not caring, and the Turtlegram leading a campaign to stuff the ballot box. It was a real tortoise vs. hare situation. Obviously we didn’t accept it because we’re not the Colts and we don’t accept participation trophies, even though we beat Worcester Magazine in their own poll.
So whatever you do, DO NOT register multiple times using different email addresses so you can vote for Turtleboy over and over and over again. Please!!
In all honesty, we earned it, and we deserve it. We break news that no one else does. Biblowgate, Genduso, Greg Bates, Candy Dennis, Franklin Smollett, Juicin Jeremy, and so many others. No one else has scoops like us. They just report police press releases and other stuff that’s already been made public. They report what we’ve already reported and pass it off on their own. And we do it while being sued by a billion people, publishing books, getting constant death threats, and we all have real jobs too. We beat newspapers with hundreds of employees on stories that they really should have, but they don’t because we’re better than them at journalisming.
Usually there’s a requirement that says you have to vote for 20 different categories for your ballot to count, but it doesn’t say anything about that this year. Either way, you should still vote for 20 different categories, even if you don’t know who any of them are, just in case. Just think about how the SJWs will react and it will all be worth it:
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