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Webster Couple Arrested For Selling Drugs In Market Basket Parking Lot Is The Most Webster Couple Ever

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Webster Police Department Facebook PageAfter a several month long investigation, on 4/21/15 at about 1530 hours Detectives from the Webster Police Department, assisted by agents from the DEA task force based out of Worcester arrested two person for narcotic sales at the Market Basket parking lot in Oxford. Nicole Viestra, 30 85 North Main Street #2 Webster and Jesus Enrique Martinez, 24, 85 North Main Street #2 were taken into custody. Their two small children were with them and turned over to a family member. The Department of Children and Families was contacted and is conducting an investigation.

Following the arrest, a search warrant was executed at the residence where a 38 caliber firearm was recovered along with 190 rounds of various calibers, and a bullet proof vest. Approximately 4 grams of heroin, 50 different prescription type pills, and $250 was seized.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it simply doesn’t get any more Webster than these two. That woman is the oldest 30 year old I have ever seen ever. Good God. I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that they’re dealing drugs with guns around children, or the fact that he looked at that woman and said to himself, “I’d like to impregnate her.” This just proves my theory that no matter how vile and disgusting you are, no matter how much you reek of cigarette butts, no matter how many loogies you cough up per day, there will always a long line of dudes out there who will drill you.

I will bet you my lunch money that this beautiful woman is banned from Waterfront Mary’s too. So she moved on to Sinni’s Pub or 21 West, before eventually running afoul of everyone there as well.

Well, what’s a Webster babe to do when she can’t get drunk all day and the Fuzzy Grape Mario’s Showplace won’t hire her? She does what anyone in Webster with an entrepreneurial mind does – starts selling heroine. Because selling heroin and prescription pills in Webster is like selling girl scout cookies outside of a marijuana dispensary. You’re guaranteed to be swimming in business.

Oh yea, and can I just say that the fact that their operation’s headquarters are in the Market Basket’s parking lot in Oxford, is a stroke of pure genius? Because the proactive Webster businessman or woman doesn’t sit in their luxury High Street apartment overlooking the majestic French River, waiting for business to come to them. Oh no. If you wanna make it in this game you need an office space so you can write it off on your taxes. What better place than the Oxford Market Basket?

Tomorrow we will be releasing our list of the Top 20 towns and cities in Massachusetts that are bigger dumps than Worcester. Guess who’s gonna be making an appearance?

Never change Webster. Never change.

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43 Comment(s)
  • Keri
    October 17, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    Danville, Illinois. That’s all I need to say.

  • Wabbitt
    April 25, 2015 at 6:53 am

    Frankly, I’m shocked that these drug deals were going down at Market Basket.

    I thought all the dealers in Webster worked out of McDonald’s parking lot.

  • JayC
    April 23, 2015 at 11:33 am

    In the grand scheme of things this couple are scum bags, but they have quite the entrepreneurial spirit setting up a half-mile down the street from the lovely Orchard Hill Estates. They must have made a killing.

  • Frogshit
    April 23, 2015 at 10:56 am

    And I am reel good at spelllin an stuph!

    • BobnMic
      April 23, 2015 at 10:25 pm

      Frogshit you’re awesome. My God.

  • Frogshit
    April 23, 2015 at 10:54 am

    FYI… It’s Oxford “Get” High…. Class of ’79 here.

  • regdar
    April 23, 2015 at 5:03 am

    Who cares?
    Were these people hurting anyone but themselves? No. Why are tax dollars constantly wasted on seizing drugs? Clearly it doesn’t matter. People are going to do what they want regardless.

    • 13_Legion
      April 23, 2015 at 7:09 am

      Well, figuring they’re losing their children, it is the little ones that suffer as well, and the most.

    • Phil Osifer
      April 23, 2015 at 10:07 am

      I’m usually the first to have that opinion. However, this isn’t some kids pushing reefer at their skatepark. This is heroin and it’s dangerous and ruins people’s lives.

      I agree the drug war is a huge waste of taxes dollars and the methods for treating addicts are sub par to that of other first world countries. But to say these people are hurting only themselves is a huge understatement.

      Also my two cents on the grammar, if you don’t see that those grammatical errors are intentional and can’t understand why, then you are the perfect person to take literally everything read in this blog.

      I was a long time hater of TB, still disagree on a lot of stuff. This blog starts conversations though, important ones. And like it or not has done things to better the city of Worcester. I do wish at times the writing would be more about the message and less about sensationalizing people who don’t fit the status quo. But I also appreciate free speech.

      • BobnMic
        April 24, 2015 at 10:40 pm

        It’s not sensationalizing any sort of status quo. It is about bringing to light what is going on, how it is negatively effecting us, and another view point to maybe make a suggestion, idea or a change. So what is wrong with that? Hippie, your days are numbered. You are your worst enemy.

        • Phil Osifer
          April 25, 2015 at 9:17 pm

          Hippie? I think I just acknowledged the importance of this blog. Am I not allowed to be critical of something?

          I think you need to get your shit straight because the attitude you put forth is just as isolating as the “hippies” trying to boycott local business for advertising here.

          the truth is TB does bring forth ides for a change, does he do it for every single party involved in an equal and respecting way? That’s a whole nother debate.

          But in your fascist regime that probably isn’t allowed

  • Won Hunglo
    April 22, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    I dunno i think she’s kinda hot…

    • BobnMic
      April 22, 2015 at 9:58 pm

      Won need grasses – oops I mean glasses.

  • Jeff Frieze
    April 22, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    that girl has always been trash. She went to Douglas then transferred out. Her and her kids are pains in the asses. She deserves this and I’m happy her kids get to see their mom for who she is. She another welfare collecting rat.

  • paramecium
    April 22, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    You’re going to allow yourself to describe Webster as being what these two people are/have done? It seems like everyone from this town let’s everything negative that happens define Webster, as if there aren’t good places and people around us everyday, as if the heroin epidemic is solely secluded to this one town because it’s clearly not a huge issue that’s taken quite a portion of the state by storm. Please don’t act like these people are “Webster”, like every single person in this town has a crack pipe in their glove box or something. I won’t go on about your grammatical issues since others already have, but good job on the professionalism.

    • BobnMic
      April 22, 2015 at 6:17 pm

      This would be a sound argument if your name was not a fucking micro-organism. It sort of defeats the purpose don’t you think? “Species of Paramecium range in size from 50 to 330 micrometers (0.0020 to 0.0130 in) in length.” Apparently you are short too.

    • RJ
      April 22, 2015 at 6:36 pm

      Please don’t act like these people are “Webster”, like every single person in this town has a crack pipe in their glove box or something.

      75….80%, tops.

  • BobnMic
    April 22, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    Holy schnikes my eyeballs hurt looking at those two pictures. Looking at those two is equivalent to a giant kick in nuts. Ouch ouch ouch!

  • Phil Mcrakin
    April 22, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    What’s worse than grammatical errors???? Reading comments from A$$holes who point them out..get a life

  • Wabbitt
    April 22, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    “Because selling heroin and prescription pills in Webster is like selling girl scout cookies outside of a marijuana dispensary. You’re guaranteed to be swimming in business.”

    It’s lines like this that get me weird looks at work when I start cackling like a lunatic. I have to stop reading TB while on break.

  • House
    April 22, 2015 at 2:16 pm

    It said the ” couples two children” wonder if they were twins??? Cause I can’t see anyone banging that twice . I guess since the old price chopper closed an the nee one opened these people found that the parking lot was a cluster fuck an decided to move business else where.. either that or this is how market basket keeps cost low , by supplementing income with heroin trade in the parking lot

  • Rena
    April 22, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Thank you TB, this post totally made my day.
    Don’t fool yourselves: Webster is where people move to when think they are “too good” for Worcester, but it’s all in their heads…
    I’d take Worcester over Webstah any day.

  • FreshPondIndian
    April 22, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    I don’t know if it’s intentional or not, but you should be using “heroin”, not “heroine”, which is the female version of hero.

  • Deb70
    April 22, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    They both could use a makeover, but maybe if they didn’t do all those drugs they wouldn’t look so bad. This is for a reply above that they were supporting their children. if they could take the time to sit in Market Baskets parking lot selling dope then they had the time to fill out applications for a job or even work part time at McDonald’s.
    I’ve been gone from Webster for years now and it just seems like it’s getting worse. It reminds me on how bad Worcester is.
    As far as they found a gun, they really weren’t thinking about their kids. That could have been a horrible accident, just waiting to happen. Plus just the thought of 2 unstable, doped up people running around with a gun. How safe are you there?
    Just my opinion. But it really is sad how much drugs take over a town.

  • Blacksonne88
    April 22, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    The at you write makes you sound like your as white trash as these two. People like you who spit venom are usually the biggest pieces of crap around. Turtleboy…… What a joke.

    • BobnMic
      April 22, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      What the fuck language is this?

      • Wabbitt
        April 25, 2015 at 6:49 am


  • greg674
    April 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    Dammmmmmmm.. There both ugly as hell!! And you wonder were all the good looking pepole are.. Lol.. Not in Webster!!

    • jim
      April 22, 2015 at 2:33 pm


  • The Firm
    April 22, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    The truth is there are some parents who will do nothing to try to provide for their children. I can see why people feel like they have to resort to the drug industry.

    That being said, there’s a way to never involve your kids in that. There is no reason any of that should be kept anywhere the children could ever get an idea of what was going on!

    Very sad for these children. I hope they retain more intelligence than their parents wherever they end up

  • krista
    April 22, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    I always enjoy your humor and wit Turtleboy. But your spelling and grammatical errors lead me to believe that you are a proud graduate of either Oxford High or Webster High. “Heroine” is the term used to reference the principal female character in a story or play. ” Heroin” woukd be the correct term used in regards to the disgusting and vile opioid that has found its way into my beloved Oxford Market Basket’s parking lot. Keep up the great work! And if you ever need a proofreader I’m your girl!

    • Proofreader
      April 22, 2015 at 12:41 pm

      Perhaps you should be proofreading our own posts, as “woukd” is not a word. I believe you meant “would” as in “would you like to get off your high horse and check your own work before criticizing others?”

      • G-Love478
        April 22, 2015 at 2:18 pm


    • Z
      April 22, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      “Bartlett High School” would be the correct name of the school you’re referring to…..bruh.

    • Mike Guyette
      April 22, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      *Actually heroin is an opiate. An opioid is synthetic (prescription pain pills)


      *there is no Webster high school. It’s Bartlett High School

      3 mistakes in one comment criticizing grammatical errors. Proofreader HA

    • BobnMic
      April 22, 2015 at 11:00 pm

      Started off good then just plain became – wow…

    • Jen
      April 23, 2015 at 7:30 am

      How are you going to proofread when you yourself spell words wrong??? Did you proofread your own post????? Lol.

      • 13_Legion
        April 23, 2015 at 7:50 am

        Part of the charm?

      • Doc
        April 25, 2015 at 6:40 pm

        My uneducated blind guess? Goes like this. “I want to be the next Jenna Marbles, but nobody at the stool will even upvote me, nevermind ask me to join. I don’t do sports well anyway. Is there a low-rent similarly-written site that spends most or their time ripping on Worcester and Webster that might have me as a team member? I’m in. oooh, a misspelling. This comment is my 8 Mile. You only get one chance…” BTW just busting balls.

  • RJ
    April 22, 2015 at 11:38 am

    Yeah, you should never work at the same place as your wife. Everyone needs some space to themselves.

  • RBG's brain
    April 22, 2015 at 11:36 am

    They were just taking care of their kids. Why you always casting a negative light on good people???

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 22, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Cant decide, they all suck in different ways but with the same amount of suck factor….

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