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We’re Doing A Casting Couch For Live Show Co-host While Bret Goes On Sabbatical, Here’s How You Can Get On Board




Alright fam listen up. I’ve thought long and hard about this one, and for now we’re not gonna have Bret Killoran on the live show for a little bit. This is in light of what happened today at the Brookline courthouse when ADA Margaret Hegarty threatened me with unnamed criminal charges after she became visibly upset when a harassment order against me filed by Charlotte McFarland was not granted. He’s not gone for good, but because he was specifically listed in the complaint I’m putting him on the steroid suspension list until this blows over. Bret is his own man, and he’s free to say what he pleases in his free time. But the fact of the matter is that they’re using him to try to get to me, and we both agreed that this was best for now.

In the meantime, I need a cohost. I’ve decided to do a casting couch weekly rotation to find new talent. If you’re interested in being the cohost tomorrow night message TBNews on Facebook or email and let me know why you’d be a good fit.




21 Comment(s)
  • vic
    March 10, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Any ideas of what would be the ideal qualifications? I have been told I have a good radio voice …

  • FormerBretLover
    March 9, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bret is a loose cannon liability. I used to really enjoy his spot on TBS Live, but he’s gone downhill and is now taking you with him. You’ve worked so hard to create this great thing, and Bret goes off to leave a skid mark on your name with all the crazy shit he does. He’s unstable and has to go. It’s shitty because I used to love the guy, but it is what it is.

    March 9, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    I would like to be on the show. My issue is that I dont have social media or email to reach out. I dont see that as an issue though. I actually think it’s a great thing there is a millennial that does not use social media or have an email address.
    It’s just not worth it to me. I feel as if you want to talk to me and let me know how you’re doing or I am doing you can text or call me. If you cant bother to text or call I dont need you in my life!

    No kathy i dont care how many shits your dog took today. For fuck sake ruth, stop sending me farmville requests. No Jordan I do not want to go protest Donald Trump with you & Helen, if I hear one more time that you 66month old shit his pants in schoo.l I’m going to ring your neck. Life is just much happier with out social media. That’s probably why I’m a millennial who’s not a fuck tart, because I dont subject my self too that nonsense. Plus I could only imagine what type of liberal propaganda is shoved down your throat on those sites. Yeah I’m good. Even you tube is in the dumps. They are supposed to recommend videos based on what you have viewed. I’ve never viewed any type of liberal shit on there. I mostly go there to watch rc models, music (not rap), mark dice, mrctv, flecca talks, squating slav, adam calhoun, mat best, ryan upchurch, the dude who does those change my mind videos. Basically if I’m not on youtube watching things about construction or rc models I’m watching conservative videos. Tell me why in the hell after watching said videos I’m still having liberal shit stuffed in my face?

  • Gordon's Fishdicks
    March 9, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    I’m busy during the week working with Jim and Margery but I will be glad to help out on the weekends.

  • Overhead
    March 9, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Anyone suggesting that you shouldn’t change coarse because of of these rabid liberals has never been on the wrong side of someone who knows just enough to get you dragged into court and unlimited time on their hands. I have. It literally costs these assholes nothing but their worthless time. The silver lining is that their tactics just convinced me to sign up for the ad free website. That will offset what seating for 4 at the gay bar cost you for demonetizing that video.

  • Britni Luszcz
    March 9, 2019 at 10:13 am

    I’m very saddened by this. It won’t be the same without Bret. Don’t let them scare you. Love you Bret!!

    • Kim Wescott
      March 9, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      His language is hard to listen to. You can make your points without every other word being “f” or “c”

      I won’t miss him.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Slick Willie
    March 9, 2019 at 9:16 am

    I am willing to interview the prospective female candidates for you Mr. Turtle.

  • Nicky tomatoes
    March 9, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Put bret back!!!!

  • You know it’s true
    March 9, 2019 at 9:07 am

    You worked too hard for this blog. He won’t be missed

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 9, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Not sure what I would have done here, Brett is a royal dick, but I would not have moved him to the back burner, But then again, its your ass on the line, not mine, you gotta protect the business. I know lawyers are expensive, But Lawyer up and fight it if it comes. I have a feeling nothing is going to happen, I mean, criminal charges for what? for talking? for writing? No laws have been broken. If the ADA had charges she would have brought them forward. Why go with a harrasment charge backing some douche when she had criminal charges against you? simple, she has nothing! she wont have anything. She just wanted to get into your head, which she seems to have done. Get a lawyer on retainer, keep doing what you do, and wait and see. Meanwhile get ahold of someone who can advise you on the threat she made. Its out there in the light now. Im guessing she is about to be called onto the carpet and nothing will happen

  • Don't Turtle
    March 9, 2019 at 7:29 am

    So you are giving into these assholes? I have only been a follower for the last 6 months or so but the thing that made me know this was a place for me was that you, like myself didn’t give a fuck any more and were not going to bow down to these zealots. Now some leftist ADA threatens you and you fold? What happened to your never give in, fight for free speech ideals? If you had an issue with Bret and thought he was putting you at risk or crossing the line legally you should have addressed that long ago. The fact that you let a vile, leftist lawyer bully you into giving up your right to free
    speech is disturbing and undermines the whole premise of this blog. Never give in, not now or ever.

    • Basic Becky Should Be Raped
      March 9, 2019 at 8:52 am

      Either that or this is an admission of guilt. Either way, terrible optics.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 9, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Yes you too can be a social justice warrior on uncle turtle turd just make sure your family and friends donate to uncle turtle turd’s 10 a month go fund him page

    • whatevuh
      March 9, 2019 at 8:04 am

      give it a rest, you immature little twat

  • Harvey Weinstein
    March 9, 2019 at 6:46 am

    If you need some advise on proper casting couch etiquette, tell Bristol to stop by at 2am tonight.

    • Johnny Carson
      March 9, 2019 at 9:47 am

      Who the hell down votes a quality joke. Humorless PC people, that’s who.

  • Karma Bus
    Woke AF
    March 9, 2019 at 6:40 am

    Too bad Jeremy Winslow wasn’t sitting in jail, I’m sure his narcissistic ass would gladly help.

    Just seen him on the news crying cause he’s a bad boy doing bad things like being held on bail cause he skipped on court dates more than 20 times.

  • Brian Northboro
    March 8, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    Just threw a $10 spot your way…ADA’s should not be fascists…

  • Bret is fucked
    March 8, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Paul Manafort might be available. Or maybe Michael Cohen?

    They can join Bret at the courthouse.

    • Nothin' But Net
      March 9, 2019 at 6:31 am

      Pay close attention through the Ides of March.

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