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We’re Printing Long Sleeve Shirts To Celebrate If (When) The Patriots Win The Super Bowl And Need Your Help With A Slogan

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If the Patriots win the Super Bowl (I refuse to jinx them) we’re busting out long sleeve shirts that incorporate Turtleboy and the Patriots. Need a catchy slogan. We’re gonna have them designed tomorrow. Need your input. Need something catchy and funny that just reeks of Turtleboy and winning. Leave us a comment on here or on Facebook with your ideas.

But yea, how the hell are we gonna lose this game? If we do it will be the greatest choke yet. Worse than 18-1. Eli Manning 2007 >>>> Nick Foles 2017. We beat the Seahawks three years ago today. The Seahawks had a better defense than this Eagles team. The Seahawks had a much, much better quarterback than this Eagles team. The Seahawks had a better running game than this Eagles team. Nick Foles always follows up a great performance like he had last week with a stinker the next week. Usually I’m nervous as hell going into a Super Bowl. Not this year. It’s a great feeling. We’re finally gonna get the blowout we deserve.

Let’s not ignore the pattern either. They beat a NFC West team in 2001, then they beat a NFC South team 2 years later, then they beat the Eagles. The only one that wasn’t a nailbiter was the Eagles. The they once again beat a NFC West team in 2014, beat a NFC South team 2 years later, then the Eagles again. Except this Eagles team doesn’t have Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens.

Plus, God doesn’t love Eagles fans. No one does. God loves us more than anyone. Everyone knows that by now.

Should that be the shirt? “God loves us more” with the Turtleboy riding a Pats helmet?

28 Comment(s)
  • Nick Foles
    February 6, 2018 at 7:24 am

    Can’t wait to see the shirts!! Lolol

  • How are Those Long Sleeve Jerseys Coming?
    February 5, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Yeah! Turtleboy and Winning! What a pathetic excuse for a shirt!

    Maybe a precursor of things to come (regarding FB)? Maybe you should have Zuckerberg and your pathetic turtle! With the turtle giving Zuck an HJ!

    How about:

    Patriots Suck donkey dick!

    Turtleboy Sucks Turtle Dick!

    • Motherfucker
      February 5, 2018 at 2:11 pm

      Yeah, now Philly only has to do it 4 more times and they’ll catch up to New England.

      Talk to us in 130 years, cuntflap.

  • Mom
    February 5, 2018 at 12:27 am

    Fuck the Patriots!

    • Motherfucker
      February 5, 2018 at 2:09 pm

      No, fuck you. That’s my name, that’s how I roll.

  • Wwy
    February 4, 2018 at 8:50 am

    Swastikas or a rainbow flag.

  • Best username ever
    February 2, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    Just don’t do “only God can judge”

  • Wtf
    February 2, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    You don’t really need any input, That’s a great one. But maybe a patriot dude riding the turtle like Paul reveres horse. I don’t know. The slogan is perfect in so many levels tho. Lol

  • TJB
    February 2, 2018 at 11:45 am

    WLM. White lives matter.

    Or 13%+80%……13%of the population commit 80% of the violent crime in America.


    • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
      February 2, 2018 at 6:41 pm


  • Doug Taylor
    February 2, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Haters can’t relate, just retaliate with more hate!

  • Stud McMuffin
    February 2, 2018 at 10:46 am

    Just as a reminder to Pats’ fans they only beat the Eagles by 3 just like their first 2 Super Bowl wins. The only reason no one thinks of it as a ‘nailbiter’ is because of the McNabb puking incident. At the end of the day ( again just like with the first two Super Bowl wins ) the difference was an Adam Vinateri FG. The fact is they’ve never blown any team out in the Super Bowl. And this is coming from an objective fan that doesn’t care about the Pats or the Eagles so bring on the hate if you must, but just stating facts people.

  • vicxh
    February 2, 2018 at 10:36 am

    Patriots: Do your job ….
    Ratchet:Let somebody else do it….

    Belichik: we are on to the Super Bowl
    SJW: it hurts my feelz

    TB12: I feel like I am 25 at 41
    Lawrence skag queef queen: I look like 41 at 25

    Gronk: I got cleared of my concussion
    New Bedford junk box: I ain’t got no brain to concuss

  • TJS18Alpha
    February 2, 2018 at 8:48 am

    How about the Tuck Rule with Tom Brady fumbling a turtle. That play and and wrong ruling led to years of long suffering and losing for my beloved Raiders. I can only hope and pray that the Patriots lose this game with TB fumbling the ball, the subsequent retiring of Belichick and years of suffering and losing for the Pats.

  • Jared
    February 2, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Is 6 enough for you, baby?

  • TortugaNino
    February 2, 2018 at 8:02 am


  • Drew Bledsoe
    February 2, 2018 at 7:15 am

    I’m not very creative but it should incorporate the fact that TB stands for both Tom Brady and Turtleboy. Like a turtle and a goat fighting for whom should be called ‘TB’ idk lol 

  • Scott Reilly
    February 2, 2018 at 7:14 am

    Don’t poke the GOAT

  • Matthew Skowron
    February 2, 2018 at 6:09 am

    1. ” a sixth ring to rule them all”

    2. ” don’t poke the turtle OR the pats”

  • Brian
    February 2, 2018 at 5:53 am

    “He may be slow as a (Turtleboy Logo) but he’s still THE ”

  • pro trump
    February 2, 2018 at 4:23 am

    “i love the patriots but hate the nfl and kneeling niggers!”

    lol thanks for making me proud to be white turtlrboy

    • T lover
      February 2, 2018 at 6:05 am

      You’re an idiot and you have missed the point of TB’s articles. 

      • pro trump
        February 2, 2018 at 1:56 pm

        tb supports kneeling during the anthem? lol this a kapernick blog now? libtard.

    • Poncho Del Rio
      February 4, 2018 at 3:00 am

      This is an obvious troll comment from a butthurt snowflake. TDS is real

      2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 terms! Deal with it!

  • Mr. Kraft's Long Lost Nephew
    February 2, 2018 at 2:37 am

    Turtleboy wearing a #12 Pats Jersey and Pats Cap, clenching two fists with 4 rings on one hand and 2 on the other, championship years on each ring.

  • EmfnT
    February 1, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    There you go…you just answered your own question. “God loves us more!” is the slogan. The only question is the design. I’m thinking something along the lines of Jesus in a Tom Brady jersey holding a goat in one arm and a turtle in the other.

    • Turtle lover
      February 2, 2018 at 2:27 am

      This is amazing

    • Finn
      February 2, 2018 at 8:47 am

      That is awesome!

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