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If the Patriots win the Super Bowl (I refuse to jinx them) we’re busting out long sleeve shirts that incorporate Turtleboy and the Patriots. Need a catchy slogan. We’re gonna have them designed tomorrow. Need your input. Need something catchy and funny that just reeks of Turtleboy and winning. Leave us a comment on here or on Facebook with your ideas.
But yea, how the hell are we gonna lose this game? If we do it will be the greatest choke yet. Worse than 18-1. Eli Manning 2007 >>>> Nick Foles 2017. We beat the Seahawks three years ago today. The Seahawks had a better defense than this Eagles team. The Seahawks had a much, much better quarterback than this Eagles team. The Seahawks had a better running game than this Eagles team. Nick Foles always follows up a great performance like he had last week with a stinker the next week. Usually I’m nervous as hell going into a Super Bowl. Not this year. It’s a great feeling. We’re finally gonna get the blowout we deserve.
Let’s not ignore the pattern either. They beat a NFC West team in 2001, then they beat a NFC South team 2 years later, then they beat the Eagles. The only one that wasn’t a nailbiter was the Eagles. The they once again beat a NFC West team in 2014, beat a NFC South team 2 years later, then the Eagles again. Except this Eagles team doesn’t have Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens.
Plus, God doesn’t love Eagles fans. No one does. God loves us more than anyone. Everyone knows that by now.
Should that be the shirt? “God loves us more” with the Turtleboy riding a Pats helmet?
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Can’t wait to see the shirts!! Lolol
Yeah! Turtleboy and Winning! What a pathetic excuse for a shirt!
Maybe a precursor of things to come (regarding FB)? Maybe you should have Zuckerberg and your pathetic turtle! With the turtle giving Zuck an HJ!
How about:
Patriots Suck donkey dick!
Turtleboy Sucks Turtle Dick!
Yeah, now Philly only has to do it 4 more times and they’ll catch up to New England.
Talk to us in 130 years, cuntflap.
Fuck the Patriots!
No, fuck you. That’s my name, that’s how I roll.
Swastikas or a rainbow flag.
Just don’t do “only God can judge”
You don’t really need any input, That’s a great one. But maybe a patriot dude riding the turtle like Paul reveres horse. I don’t know. The slogan is perfect in so many levels tho. Lol
WLM. White lives matter.
Or 13%+80%……13%of the population commit 80% of the violent crime in America.
Or SECTION APE.
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
Haters can’t relate, just retaliate with more hate!
Just as a reminder to Pats’ fans they only beat the Eagles by 3 just like their first 2 Super Bowl wins. The only reason no one thinks of it as a ‘nailbiter’ is because of the McNabb puking incident. At the end of the day ( again just like with the first two Super Bowl wins ) the difference was an Adam Vinateri FG. The fact is they’ve never blown any team out in the Super Bowl. And this is coming from an objective fan that doesn’t care about the Pats or the Eagles so bring on the hate if you must, but just stating facts people.
Patriots: Do your job ….
Ratchet:Let somebody else do it….
Belichik: we are on to the Super Bowl
SJW: it hurts my feelz
TB12: I feel like I am 25 at 41
Lawrence skag queef queen: I look like 41 at 25
Gronk: I got cleared of my concussion
New Bedford junk box: I ain’t got no brain to concuss
How about the Tuck Rule with Tom Brady fumbling a turtle. That play and and wrong ruling led to years of long suffering and losing for my beloved Raiders. I can only hope and pray that the Patriots lose this game with TB fumbling the ball, the subsequent retiring of Belichick and years of suffering and losing for the Pats.
Is 6 enough for you, baby?
“IF YOU CANT BEAT EM, CHEAT EM!”
I’m not very creative but it should incorporate the fact that TB stands for both Tom Brady and Turtleboy. Like a turtle and a goat fighting for whom should be called ‘TB’ idk lol
Don’t poke the GOAT
1. ” a sixth ring to rule them all”
2. ” don’t poke the turtle OR the pats”
“He may be slow as a (Turtleboy Logo) but he’s still THE ”
“i love the patriots but hate the nfl and kneeling niggers!”
lol thanks for making me proud to be white turtlrboy
You’re an idiot and you have missed the point of TB’s articles.
tb supports kneeling during the anthem? lol this a kapernick blog now? libtard.
This is an obvious troll comment from a butthurt snowflake. TDS is real
2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 terms! Deal with it!
Turtleboy wearing a #12 Pats Jersey and Pats Cap, clenching two fists with 4 rings on one hand and 2 on the other, championship years on each ring.
There you go…you just answered your own question. “God loves us more!” is the slogan. The only question is the design. I’m thinking something along the lines of Jesus in a Tom Brady jersey holding a goat in one arm and a turtle in the other.
This is amazing
That is awesome!