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We’re doing a bit of rebranding as part of our business plan. As many of you know we’ve been blacklisted by Google. You guys remember this chick?
Somehow every blog Princeza Aponte was featured in (there were a lot) got flagged by Google AdSense. AdSense is how we made most of our money, so we needed to have a good relationship with them. So we took down some of the blogs that were flagged, but then Google finds more shit that get flagged. Some of them were equally as ridiculous as Facebook, leading us to believe that the boycott patrol was flagging them all to Google, which they were. Google and Facebook both have no appeals process, so to make money on the Internet you’re basically dependent on their automated mercy.
We’ve also been flagged for the fact that The Gun Parlor’s ad is at the top of our page because of AdSense’s left wing gun policy. Even though The Gun Parlor is a great business selling a perfectly legal product to people in Massachusetts. As a result we’ve basically been blacklisted by AdSense. And most advertisers use AdSense to get their ads placed on popular websites. When you get blacklisted advertisers are no longer willing to bid on your site, which drives revenue an insane amount. It’s a big reason you’re seeing people complain about pop ups and ads lately – because we’re fucking around with shit to see what works and what doesn’t. So calm your tits and enjoy your free website while we do that.
But you can’t fight these people so you have to figure out a way to survive without them. That’s why we have a new plan – start a new domain. Turtleboysports.com will remain. Everything that could be considered remotely borderline or controversial will stay on Turtleboysports.com.
However, a lot of you people come here for the hard hitting investigative stories that you can’t get anywhere else. Leigha Genduso, Alli Bibaud, Slavemaster Steve, car insurance scams, Mosaic Cultural Complex, Spencer-East Brookfield, Vernon Hill Elemetary School, and many more.
So on that note we’re creating a new site – Turtleboy News. It will be strictly for the investigatory pieces, and will not contain flagged words like “cheesehog,” and “grundle nuggets.” Hopefully this will allow us to not get boned so much by AdSense since it would be a completely new site.
The problem is this – someone already owns TurtleboyNews.com. And that someone is a turtle rider who tried helping us out before our Facebook page went down. They bought a bunch of domains in case this day came. When you type in TurtleboyNews.com you get repointed to TurtleboySports.com because that’s how the turtle rider set it up. But we totally forgot his name, and since the messages are all gone we have no way of reaching him.
So if you’re the turtle rider that owns TurtleboyNews.com, send us an email at [email protected] so we can get this new site launched.