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We’re Rebranding And Launching A New Website, But We Need To Find The Turtle Rider Who Bought TurtleboyNews.Com Because We Forgot His Name 

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**********Special Announcement**********

We’re doing a bit of rebranding as part of our business plan. As many of you know we’ve been blacklisted by Google. You guys remember this chick?

Somehow every blog Princeza Aponte was featured in (there were a lot) got flagged by Google AdSense. AdSense is how we made most of our money, so we needed to have a good relationship with them. So we took down some of the blogs that were flagged, but then Google finds more shit that get flagged. Some of them were equally as ridiculous as Facebook, leading us to believe that the boycott patrol was flagging them all to Google, which they were. Google and Facebook both have no appeals process, so to make money on the Internet you’re basically dependent on their automated mercy.

We’ve also been flagged for the fact that The Gun Parlor’s ad is at the top of our page because of AdSense’s left wing gun policy. Even though The Gun Parlor is a great business selling a perfectly legal product to people in Massachusetts. As a result we’ve basically been blacklisted by AdSense. And most advertisers use AdSense to get their ads placed on popular websites. When you get blacklisted advertisers are no longer willing to bid on your site, which drives revenue an insane amount. It’s a big reason you’re seeing people complain about pop ups and ads lately – because we’re fucking around with shit to see what works and what doesn’t. So calm your tits and enjoy your free website while we do that.

But you can’t fight these people so you have to figure out a way to survive without them. That’s why we have a new plan – start a new domain. Turtleboysports.com will remain. Everything that could be considered remotely borderline or controversial will stay on Turtleboysports.com.

However, a lot of you people come here for the hard hitting investigative stories that you can’t get anywhere else. Leigha Genduso, Alli Bibaud, Slavemaster Steve, car insurance scams, Mosaic Cultural Complex, Spencer-East Brookfield, Vernon Hill Elemetary School, and many more.

So on that note we’re creating a new site – Turtleboy News. It will be strictly for the investigatory pieces, and will not contain flagged words like “cheesehog,” and “grundle nuggets.” Hopefully this will allow us to not get boned so much by AdSense since it would be a completely new site.

The problem is this – someone already owns TurtleboyNews.com. And that someone is a turtle rider who tried helping us out before our Facebook page went down. They bought a bunch of domains in case this day came. When you type in TurtleboyNews.com you get repointed to TurtleboySports.com because that’s how the turtle rider set it up. But we totally forgot his name, and since the messages are all gone we have no way of reaching him.

So if you’re the turtle rider that owns TurtleboyNews.com, send us an email at [email protected] so we can get this new site launched.

21 Comment(s)
  • ashitcomment
    May 23, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    investigation journalism is still some of the best work you guys do

    low key want to do it myself

  • Wabbitt
    May 23, 2018 at 10:02 am

    The domain registry is private, but on the plus side it’s set to expire on June 15. So TB may be able to snap it up soon (unless it’s set to auto renew).

  • fyou
    May 23, 2018 at 7:38 am

    Can some grundlenugget post the “WHOIS” info for Turtleboy? Because, he is of course, stupid and would never know how to do that.

    EDITED 05.23.18 0730 BY FYOU
    Nevermind. Douchbags have already done it.

  • tman
    May 22, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    You can email here – turt[email protected]

  • Good Luck
    May 22, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Predicting that any page TB puts up will be grounded and blacklisted. It’s not about content it’s about the complaints filed by enemies of TB. Big Internet doesn’t care about actual content only perception.

    Wow found the mythical comments link it was on Kong Island.

    • z
      May 22, 2018 at 6:54 pm

      But can you do it a second time?

    • Stunt Penis
      May 22, 2018 at 7:30 pm

      You nailed it.

  • Clitty Litter
    May 22, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    That woman gave me my name.

  • dork johnson
    May 22, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Where is Princeza Aponte Patreon account?

    • Yuck
      May 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      Just found out she is a short chunky latino. Si I eat burritos all day to be gordo and mucho beautiful and grow thick mustache he he he.

  • The Professor
    May 22, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Which site will feature future stories on The Ginger Gumby?

    • Me So Honie
      May 22, 2018 at 6:26 pm

      Yeah Ginger Gumby AND will the new page allow COMMENTS. Comments are the most important next to T&A of the female variety, Comments, Tits and Ass baby.

  • redfish
    May 22, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    whois.com should be able to lead you to the domain owner. It doesn’t look like they identify them specifically but it might be worth a call to see if they can connect you to them.

    DOMAIN INFORMATION
    Domain:turtleboynews.com
    Registrar:GoDaddy.com, LLC
    Registration Date:2016-06-15
    Expiration Date:2018-06-15
    Updated Date:2017-06-16
    Status:clientDeleteProhibited
    clientRenewProhibited
    clientTransferProhibited
    clientUpdateProhibited
    Name Servers:ns17.domaincontrol.com
    ns18.domaincontrol.com
    REGISTRANT CONTACT
    Name:Registration Private
    Organization:Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Street:DomainsByProxy.com
    14455 N. Hayden Road
    City:Scottsdale
    State:Arizona
    Postal Code:85260
    Country:US
    Phone:+1.4806242599
    Fax:+1.4806242598
    Email:[email protected]
    ADMINISTRATIVE CONTACT
    Name:Registration Private
    Organization:Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Street:DomainsByProxy.com
    14455 N. Hayden Road
    City:Scottsdale
    State:Arizona
    Postal Code:85260
    Country:US
    Phone:+1.4806242599
    Fax:+1.4806242598
    Email:[email protected]
    TECHNICAL CONTACT
    Name:Registration Private
    Organization:Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Street:DomainsByProxy.com
    14455 N. Hayden Road
    City:Scottsdale
    State:Arizona
    Postal Code:85260
    Country:US
    Phone:+1.4806242599
    Fax:+1.4806242598
    Email:[email protected]
    RAW WHOIS DATA
    Domain Name: turtleboynews.com
    Registry Domain ID: 2035701970_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
    Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.godaddy.com
    Registrar URL: http://www.godaddy.com
    Updated Date: 2017-06-16T15:52:36Z
    Creation Date: 2016-06-15T21:57:00Z
    Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2018-06-15T21:57:00Z
    Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
    Registrar IANA ID: 146
    Registrar Abuse Contact Email: [email protected]
    Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4806242505
    Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
    Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
    Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientRenewProhibited
    Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
    Registry Registrant ID: Not Available From Registry
    Registrant Name: Registration Private
    Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Registrant Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Registrant City: Scottsdale
    Registrant State/Province: Arizona
    Registrant Postal Code: 85260
    Registrant Country: US
    Registrant Phone: +1.4806242599
    Registrant Phone Ext:
    Registrant Fax: +1.4806242598
    Registrant Fax Ext:
    Registrant Email: [email protected]
    Registry Admin ID: Not Available From Registry
    Admin Name: Registration Private
    Admin Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Admin Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Admin Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Admin City: Scottsdale
    Admin State/Province: Arizona
    Admin Postal Code: 85260
    Admin Country: US
    Admin Phone: +1.4806242599
    Admin Phone Ext:
    Admin Fax: +1.4806242598
    Admin Fax Ext:
    Admin Email: [email protected]
    Registry Tech ID: Not Available From Registry
    Tech Name: Registration Private
    Tech Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Tech Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Tech Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Tech City: Scottsdale
    Tech State/Province: Arizona
    Tech Postal Code: 85260
    Tech Country: US
    Tech Phone: +1.4806242599
    Tech Phone Ext:
    Tech Fax: +1.4806242598
    Tech Fax Ext:
    Tech Email: [email protected]
    Name Server: NS17.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
    Name Server: NS18.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
    DNSSEC: unsigned
    URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/
    >>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2018-05-22T20:00:00Z <<<

    For more information on Whois status codes, please visit https://www.icann.org/resources/pages/epp-status-codes-2014-06-16-en

    Notes:

    IMPORTANT: Port43 will provide the ICANN-required minimum data set per
    ICANN Temporary Specification, adopted 17 May 2018.
    Visit https://whois.godaddy.com to look up contact data for domains
    not covered by GDPR policy.

    The data contained in GoDaddy.com, LLC's WhoIs database,
    while believed by the company to be reliable, is provided "as is"
    with no guarantee or warranties regarding its accuracy. This
    information is provided for the sole purpose of assisting you
    in obtaining information about domain name registration records.
    Any use of this data for any other purpose is expressly forbidden without the prior written
    permission of GoDaddy.com, LLC. By submitting an inquiry,
    you agree to these terms of usage and limitations of warranty. In particular,
    you agree not to use this data to allow, enable, or otherwise make possible,
    dissemination or collection of this data, in part or in its entirety, for any
    purpose, such as the transmission of unsolicited advertising and
    and solicitations of any kind, including spam. You further agree
    not to use this data to enable high volume, automated or robotic electronic
    processes designed to collect or compile this data for any purpose,
    including mining this data for your own personal or commercial purposes.

    Please note: the registrant of the domain name is specified
    in the "registrant" section. In most cases, GoDaddy.com, LLC
    is not the registrant of domain names listed in this database.

    • SMH
      May 23, 2018 at 12:58 am

      Thanks for that waste of screen space. You must have never registered any domains, because you have to pay extra for using anonymous contact information instead of supplying your address and phone number.

  • IYAMTurtleboy
    May 22, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I am Turtle Boy!

    • Real Turlte Boy 100 %% RAF
      May 22, 2018 at 6:23 pm

      No I AM the Turtle Boy.

  • Pervy Pete
    May 22, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Damn! Here we go again…. Another T-shirt ruined.

    I don’t know what she did wrong but I’ll sponsor her.

    • Anal Allison
      May 22, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      If not the name TurtleBoy should work well, or TurtleBoy Investigates. Any variation should work.

  • sjw
    May 22, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Ironically, Fakebook claims rap videos glorifying guns, gun violence, and disrespect for women is acceptable per community standards when I flag them. Hmm, I wonder why black kids are shooting and killing each other? Then, FB turned off my ability to post to groups for a few days with no explanation. So much for reporting being anonymous.

  • Monkey spanker
    May 22, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    I think what would help out tbs is to hire princeza as the official spokesmodel. Get some good tit & gash shots weekly. Just tell her to lay off the burritos a bit.

  • on02151blueline
    May 22, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Owner information is set to private. You can look up site registrant information at http://whois.domaintools.com.

    From the below full registration information:
    Registrant Name: Registration Private
    Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Registrant Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Registrant City: Scottsdale
    Registrant State/Province: Arizona

    Domain Name: turtleboynews.com
    Registry Domain ID: 2035701970_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
    Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.godaddy.com
    Registrar URL: http://www.godaddy.com
    Updated Date: 2017-06-16T15:52:36Z
    Creation Date: 2016-06-15T21:57:00Z
    Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2018-06-15T21:57:00Z
    Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
    Registrar IANA ID: 146
    Registrar Abuse Contact Email:
    Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4806242505
    Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
    Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
    Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientRenewProhibited
    Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
    Registry Registrant ID: Not Available From Registry
    Registrant Name: Registration Private
    Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Registrant Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Registrant City: Scottsdale
    Registrant State/Province: Arizona
    Registrant Postal Code: 85260
    Registrant Country: US
    Registrant Phone: +1.4806242599
    Registrant Phone Ext:
    Registrant Fax: +1.4806242598
    Registrant Fax Ext:
    Registrant Email:
    Registry Admin ID: Not Available From Registry
    Admin Name: Registration Private
    Admin Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Admin Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Admin Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Admin City: Scottsdale
    Admin State/Province: Arizona
    Admin Postal Code: 85260
    Admin Country: US
    Admin Phone: +1.4806242599
    Admin Phone Ext:
    Admin Fax: +1.4806242598
    Admin Fax Ext:
    Admin Email:
    Registry Tech ID: Not Available From Registry
    Tech Name: Registration Private
    Tech Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
    Tech Street: DomainsByProxy.com
    Tech Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
    Tech City: Scottsdale
    Tech State/Province: Arizona
    Tech Postal Code: 85260
    Tech Country: US
    Tech Phone: +1.4806242599
    Tech Phone Ext:
    Tech Fax: +1.4806242598
    Tech Fax Ext:
    Tech Email:
    Name Server: NS17.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
    Name Server: NS18.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
    DNSSEC: unsigned
    URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/

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