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**********Special Announcement**********
We’re doing a bit of rebranding as part of our business plan. As many of you know we’ve been blacklisted by Google. You guys remember this chick?
Somehow every blog Princeza Aponte was featured in (there were a lot) got flagged by Google AdSense. AdSense is how we made most of our money, so we needed to have a good relationship with them. So we took down some of the blogs that were flagged, but then Google finds more shit that get flagged. Some of them were equally as ridiculous as Facebook, leading us to believe that the boycott patrol was flagging them all to Google, which they were. Google and Facebook both have no appeals process, so to make money on the Internet you’re basically dependent on their automated mercy.
We’ve also been flagged for the fact that The Gun Parlor’s ad is at the top of our page because of AdSense’s left wing gun policy. Even though The Gun Parlor is a great business selling a perfectly legal product to people in Massachusetts. As a result we’ve basically been blacklisted by AdSense. And most advertisers use AdSense to get their ads placed on popular websites. When you get blacklisted advertisers are no longer willing to bid on your site, which drives revenue an insane amount. It’s a big reason you’re seeing people complain about pop ups and ads lately – because we’re fucking around with shit to see what works and what doesn’t. So calm your tits and enjoy your free website while we do that.
But you can’t fight these people so you have to figure out a way to survive without them. That’s why we have a new plan – start a new domain. Turtleboysports.com will remain. Everything that could be considered remotely borderline or controversial will stay on Turtleboysports.com.
However, a lot of you people come here for the hard hitting investigative stories that you can’t get anywhere else. Leigha Genduso, Alli Bibaud, Slavemaster Steve, car insurance scams, Mosaic Cultural Complex, Spencer-East Brookfield, Vernon Hill Elemetary School, and many more.
So on that note we’re creating a new site – Turtleboy News. It will be strictly for the investigatory pieces, and will not contain flagged words like “cheesehog,” and “grundle nuggets.” Hopefully this will allow us to not get boned so much by AdSense since it would be a completely new site.
The problem is this – someone already owns TurtleboyNews.com. And that someone is a turtle rider who tried helping us out before our Facebook page went down. They bought a bunch of domains in case this day came. When you type in TurtleboyNews.com you get repointed to TurtleboySports.com because that’s how the turtle rider set it up. But we totally forgot his name, and since the messages are all gone we have no way of reaching him.
So if you’re the turtle rider that owns TurtleboyNews.com, send us an email at turtleboysports@gmail.com so we can get this new site launched.
21 Comment(s)
investigation journalism is still some of the best work you guys do
low key want to do it myself
The domain registry is private, but on the plus side it’s set to expire on June 15. So TB may be able to snap it up soon (unless it’s set to auto renew).
Can some grundlenugget post the “WHOIS” info for Turtleboy? Because, he is of course, stupid and would never know how to do that.
EDITED 05.23.18 0730 BY FYOU
Nevermind. Douchbags have already done it.
You can email here – turtleboynews.com@domainsbyproxy.com
Predicting that any page TB puts up will be grounded and blacklisted. It’s not about content it’s about the complaints filed by enemies of TB. Big Internet doesn’t care about actual content only perception.
Wow found the mythical comments link it was on Kong Island.
But can you do it a second time?
You nailed it.
That woman gave me my name.
Where is Princeza Aponte Patreon account?
Just found out she is a short chunky latino. Si I eat burritos all day to be gordo and mucho beautiful and grow thick mustache he he he.
Which site will feature future stories on The Ginger Gumby?
Yeah Ginger Gumby AND will the new page allow COMMENTS. Comments are the most important next to T&A of the female variety, Comments, Tits and Ass baby.
whois.com should be able to lead you to the domain owner. It doesn’t look like they identify them specifically but it might be worth a call to see if they can connect you to them.
DOMAIN INFORMATION
Domain:turtleboynews.com
Registrar:GoDaddy.com, LLC
Registration Date:2016-06-15
Expiration Date:2018-06-15
Updated Date:2017-06-16
Status:clientDeleteProhibited
clientRenewProhibited
clientTransferProhibited
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Name Servers:ns17.domaincontrol.com
ns18.domaincontrol.com
REGISTRANT CONTACT
Name:Registration Private
Organization:Domains By Proxy, LLC
Street:DomainsByProxy.com
14455 N. Hayden Road
City:Scottsdale
State:Arizona
Postal Code:85260
Country:US
Phone:+1.4806242599
Fax:+1.4806242598
Email:email@domainsbyproxy.com
ADMINISTRATIVE CONTACT
Name:Registration Private
Organization:Domains By Proxy, LLC
Street:DomainsByProxy.com
14455 N. Hayden Road
City:Scottsdale
State:Arizona
Postal Code:85260
Country:US
Phone:+1.4806242599
Fax:+1.4806242598
Email:email@domainsbyproxy.com
TECHNICAL CONTACT
Name:Registration Private
Organization:Domains By Proxy, LLC
Street:DomainsByProxy.com
14455 N. Hayden Road
City:Scottsdale
State:Arizona
Postal Code:85260
Country:US
Phone:+1.4806242599
Fax:+1.4806242598
Email:email@domainsbyproxy.com
RAW WHOIS DATA
Domain Name: turtleboynews.com
Registry Domain ID: 2035701970_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.godaddy.com
Registrar URL: http://www.godaddy.com
Updated Date: 2017-06-16T15:52:36Z
Creation Date: 2016-06-15T21:57:00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2018-06-15T21:57:00Z
Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 146
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: email@godaddy.com
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4806242505
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Registry Registrant ID: Not Available From Registry
Registrant Name: Registration Private
Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Registrant Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Registrant City: Scottsdale
Registrant State/Province: Arizona
Registrant Postal Code: 85260
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4806242599
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax: +1.4806242598
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: email@domainsbyproxy.com
Registry Admin ID: Not Available From Registry
Admin Name: Registration Private
Admin Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Admin Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Admin Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Admin City: Scottsdale
Admin State/Province: Arizona
Admin Postal Code: 85260
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: +1.4806242599
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax: +1.4806242598
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email: email@domainsbyproxy.com
Registry Tech ID: Not Available From Registry
Tech Name: Registration Private
Tech Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Tech Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Tech Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Tech City: Scottsdale
Tech State/Province: Arizona
Tech Postal Code: 85260
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Tech Phone: +1.4806242599
Tech Phone Ext:
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Name Server: NS17.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
Name Server: NS18.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
DNSSEC: unsigned
URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/
>>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2018-05-22T20:00:00Z <<<
For more information on Whois status codes, please visit https://www.icann.org/resources/pages/epp-status-codes-2014-06-16-en
Notes:
IMPORTANT: Port43 will provide the ICANN-required minimum data set per
ICANN Temporary Specification, adopted 17 May 2018.
Visit https://whois.godaddy.com to look up contact data for domains
not covered by GDPR policy.
The data contained in GoDaddy.com, LLC's WhoIs database,
while believed by the company to be reliable, is provided "as is"
with no guarantee or warranties regarding its accuracy. This
information is provided for the sole purpose of assisting you
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Please note: the registrant of the domain name is specified
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Thanks for that waste of screen space. You must have never registered any domains, because you have to pay extra for using anonymous contact information instead of supplying your address and phone number.
I am Turtle Boy!
No I AM the Turtle Boy.
Damn! Here we go again…. Another T-shirt ruined.
I don’t know what she did wrong but I’ll sponsor her.
If not the name TurtleBoy should work well, or TurtleBoy Investigates. Any variation should work.
Ironically, Fakebook claims rap videos glorifying guns, gun violence, and disrespect for women is acceptable per community standards when I flag them. Hmm, I wonder why black kids are shooting and killing each other? Then, FB turned off my ability to post to groups for a few days with no explanation. So much for reporting being anonymous.
I think what would help out tbs is to hire princeza as the official spokesmodel. Get some good tit & gash shots weekly. Just tell her to lay off the burritos a bit.
Owner information is set to private. You can look up site registrant information at http://whois.domaintools.com.
From the below full registration information:
Registrant Name: Registration Private
Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Registrant Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Registrant City: Scottsdale
Registrant State/Province: Arizona
Domain Name: turtleboynews.com
Registry Domain ID: 2035701970_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.godaddy.com
Registrar URL: http://www.godaddy.com
Updated Date: 2017-06-16T15:52:36Z
Creation Date: 2016-06-15T21:57:00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2018-06-15T21:57:00Z
Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 146
Registrar Abuse Contact Email:
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4806242505
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
Registry Registrant ID: Not Available From Registry
Registrant Name: Registration Private
Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Registrant Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Registrant City: Scottsdale
Registrant State/Province: Arizona
Registrant Postal Code: 85260
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4806242599
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax: +1.4806242598
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email:
Registry Admin ID: Not Available From Registry
Admin Name: Registration Private
Admin Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Admin Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Admin Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Admin City: Scottsdale
Admin State/Province: Arizona
Admin Postal Code: 85260
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: +1.4806242599
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax: +1.4806242598
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email:
Registry Tech ID: Not Available From Registry
Tech Name: Registration Private
Tech Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Tech Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Tech Street: 14455 N. Hayden Road
Tech City: Scottsdale
Tech State/Province: Arizona
Tech Postal Code: 85260
Tech Country: US
Tech Phone: +1.4806242599
Tech Phone Ext:
Tech Fax: +1.4806242598
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Name Server: NS17.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
Name Server: NS18.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
DNSSEC: unsigned
URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/