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  • We’ve Reached A Truce With Inappropriate Mom So Please Let Their Facebook Page Be Now – We Love You All

    We’ve Reached A Truce With Inappropriate Mom So Please Let Their Facebook Page Be Now – We Love You All

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    The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page, the Lost Boys of Turtle, AND the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter have been unpublished. While we fight to get them back please make sure to like and follow the Turtleboy Refugees Page page by clicking on the image above, as well as our other backup pages the Turtleboy Sports Safe Space, and Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine.







    Update on the Inappropriate Mom Facebook page that temporarily declared war on us after we passive-aggressively declared war on them – we are friends now. The whole thing was a misunderstanding. They thought we were hackers by the way we approached them. The whole, “I need your help” thing just reeked of Nigerian royalty emails I guess.

    As far as I know no turtle riders explicitly threatened them, which is good because you’re a piece of shit, you’re not really one of us, and we don’t like you if you do stuff like that. There isn’t a single person we’ve ever written about that deserves to be threatened. Not even Didi or Kevin Lynch. Sure, we’d probably celebrate if Kevin Lynch got run over by a school bus full of soiled diapers. But we’re not gonna be driving the school bus. When you threaten the people we write about you’re just validating the insane things they’re saying and allowing them to claim victim status.

    Anyway, our goal was to get their attention, and it worked. Now they know we weren’t lying about the things that got us suspended. So we thank you people for that. We don’t even need them to join our lawsuit. We just need information from people who have been adversely affected by Facebook’s arbitrary method of taking down pages. We’re building a huge case here and proving that Facebook is blatantly lying when they say that human beings are the ones shutting down accounts.

    The fact of the matter is that Facebook is a marketplace. Businesses grow because of it. No legitimate business exists without a page. Companies have entire departments dedicated to social media. They cannot just take away your business like this. Hell, we’d gladly pay to use our page, and quite frankly the fact that we get to use it for free is a huge ripoff for them. But there needs to be accountability, and there will be accountability.


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    1. 2wEntEe

      Call off the troops

    2. Finn

      Roger that.

    3. […] We’ve Reached A Truce With Inappropriate Mom So Please Let Their Facebook Page Be Now – … […]

    4. Burt Hurtensteiner

      Yay! The adults are back in charge!

      Seems Refugees was unpublished?

    5. White Nationalist Turtle Rider

      The white race came strong and we, of course, won. Phenomenal work.

      1. Finn

        White Nationalist Turtle Rider,

        Replace your dad’s dick with a rifle and pull.


        1. Holden Bitches

          giggling… stop talking about my dad’s dick it makes me want to party and fool around

    6. Turd Reversalist

      I never had any issue with Moms doing inappropriate things, especially the ones that start a rollover account with me.

    7. Fred Knessl

      Now, See what happens with just a little bit of Communication? Not hysterical rantings or accusations or shutting each other down… Just talk.


      Conservative or mere non liberal opinion and news websites are targeted across spectrum of social media, fakebook, twitter, youtube. Social media is cool with isis websites but not Christian or Law and Order. We are all in the fight against the evil that manifests as junkies, ratchets, gangbangers and sloth.


      Stand up to fakebook fraud, somebody has to.

    10. TB is a joke

      You shouldn’t be sending swarms of losers and virgins to go harass people anyway. All your so called “turtle riders” do is sit in front of thier computer all day waiting for the turtle masters command… they don’t even know who you are but they blindly harass anyone you “dont” tell them to

      1. I am replying to a child molester's comment

        That’s cute. As it happens, I am sitting in front of my computer, in my office, at work, where I am can almost guarantee I make a better living than you. When I go home, I am going to fuck my wife a lot harder than I fucked your mom on my lunch hour. Then I will come back to work tomorrow, turn on my computer, and see which loser Turtleboy Sports is making fun of today. I am sure you’ve been in the spotlight once or twice before so lets hope they get you a 3rd time.

        1. TB is a joke

          Check out this Totally Ripped CEO Making 20K a Day! How can I even compete?

          1. Screw PC

            You can’t compete. You don’t even suck cock as good as your sister, and her asshole is much tighter than yours or especially White Nationalist Turtle Rider’s, since like any liberal bro, he likes dressing like a chola girl from Lawrence to fool the brothers into sodomizing him.

      2. Ghost of Renei's triple chin

        “TB is a joke” you tell the world. Yet here you are on TB all day long reading and posting on TB, what does that make you? Less than a joke, beneath a joke, obsessed with a joke, neurotic ssi disabled turtle obsessed troll.

        Rest of us have jobs and TB is an interesting and amusing part of our day not our focus or anything that upsets us.

    11. johnnyb

      Wonder how many of those almost one million “Moms” are now Turtle Riders?

      1. TB is a joke


    12. a fly on the wall

      Looks like turtlestain learned a lesson about poking mom and got spanked.

      1. Screw PC

        I poked your mom’s ass and spanked her, and so did Brockton and Fall River.

        1. A fly on the wall

          Why doesn’t it surprise me that you poked my 90 year old mom in the ass while she was in a nursing home?

          Or maybe you got her in the funeral home after she died.

          You sick fuck

          1. Screw PC

            Nah, if she was in a nursing home and that happened, then obviously some urban Democrat did it with a white suburban liberal ready to step in and defend the act.


      2. Quite right

        Come on now, you can do better than that. You should have called him turDtlestain to make the stain part relevant. Stupid troll… cant even insult people correctly. Turtleboy owns your brain.

    13. Georgia Madman

      Shouldn’t have messed with the Moms. A lesson learned. Just because they’re not your friend doesn’t make them your enemy.

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