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What Kind Of Bootleg Pussy Terrorist Is This?

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Fox 25A 28-year-old man wanted for questioning in connection with a pair of explosions reported over the weekend in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood and a New Jersey shore town has been apprehended, New Jersey law enforcement officials told WNBC.  Authorities told the news station Ahmad Khan Rahami was arrested after a police-involved shooting in Linden, New Jersey. According to a tweet posted by the New York Police Department on Monday morning, Rahami was wanted in connection with a blast that injured at least 29 people in Chelsea and a separate explosion reported earlier Saturday in Seaside Park, New Jersey.

Police and federal agents reportedly raided a New Jersey home searching for the suspect.

  1. Rahami was apprehended after the NYPD Sergeants Benevolent Association reported a shootout between a suspect and police in Linden, New Jersey.
  2. Authorities seized a suspicious package along with Rahami, according to the SBA.
 Bollwage said two Linden police officers were injured in the confrontation. One suffered a gunshot wound to his hand and the other was shot in his bulletproof vest, he said. Both officers are expected to survive. Police found Rahami sleeping in a bar hallway on Monday, Linden Mayor Derek Armstead said. Armstead told reporters officers initially thought Rahami was a homeless man before he was recognized as the person of interest sought in the New Jersey and New York bombings. 

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Is this guy the most bootleg pussy terrorist in the history of radical Islamic terrorism? They thought he was a fucking HOMELESS guy when they first saw him. And he was sleeping!!! What kind of terrorist gets found when they’re sleeping in a bar? When they wheeled him out he was just chillin:

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He was even talking to them. Real terrorists don’t talk to cops. Hey asshole, nice beard. Way to stay inconspicuous. If you waterboard this guy for five seconds he’ll be spilling the beans. What a loser.

Then there’s the fact that he killed no one. What kind of punk ass terrorist makes bombs and then doesn’t kill anyone with them? Last I checked you were supposed to kill people if you wanted to be a real terrorist. He’s not just an anti-American waste of space, he’s also incompetent. The only way this could get worse is if it’s a terrorist cell. It’s bad enough if one wannabe terrorist put together such an abortion of a terrorist plot. It’s a million times more embarrassing if this was a group effort.

Oh yea, and if you’re gonna blow shit up then you’re supposed to go down with the ship. That’s terrorism 101. Not this slug rake though. He went back to Jersey and ate fried chicken. Now his dumbass is gonna stand trial, he’ll get a high profile free lawyer, and we’ll pay for his three square meals for the rest of his miserable life. If you’re gonna be a terrorist, then at least be a real terrorist. That means you have to go down with the ship. Be it suicide bombing, or dying in a police shootout, or crashing into something. Doesn’t matter how. The number one rule of terrorism is that you don’t stand trial.

Is this guy ISIS? I dunno. But the guy in Minnesota who stabbed a bunch of people (and didn’t kill anyone) claims to be. Here’s another question – why is ISIS allowing this? Isn’t this damaging their street cred? Like, aren’t they worried about their brand? These guys are losers first and terrorists second. And every time they fail like this and claim to be part of ISIS it makes ISIS into a bigger joke.

Anyway, how much you wanna bet this maggot has been on the public dole since he came here? He came from a shitty pile of rocks called Afghanistan, and enjoyed the sweet freedom of America for many years, including our unlimited giveaway packages we give to scumbags like him. How can anyone live in Afghanistan, and then live here and still think America isn’t great?

He also blew up a bomb in the gay part of New York – Chelsea. Probably because he comes from a country where gay people get hung from flagpoles. But by all means, let’s keep opening the flood gates.

The bottom line is, everything is coming up Trump these days. One of our bloggers wrote his eulogy a month ago, but apparently he forgot who he was running against. The more shit like this happens the more people will run to Trump’s bosom for comfort.

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • GFY
    September 20, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    This is outrageous! Why did they have to shoot him? They should have used their tasers!

    #TerroristLivesMatter

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 20, 2016 at 3:38 pm

      Is GFY just your handle or are you using it for short as, “Go fuck yourself” just curious lol.

  • Independent Thinker
    September 20, 2016 at 4:56 am

    He visited Taliban-controlled areas in Pakistan and Afghanistan numerous times, and this never set off a red flag? And Hillary, deBlasio, and Obama are still in denial. Even Cuomo spoke up before any of them.

    Yet another reason why Trump is the nominee.

  • Wwy
    September 20, 2016 at 1:17 am

    The u.s and Israel are terrorizing the Middle East and they come here to terrorize us seems fair.

  • Reddog
    September 19, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    Public hanging in Times Square. Or burn him alive like in game of thrones.

  • Kevin L
    September 19, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    The lazy corrupt cops were probably pissed they had to do some work for a change.

    • Zoo Keeper
      September 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

      ^^^^ TROLL ^^^^ TROLL ^^^^ TROLL^^^^

      DON’T FEED THE TROLL!!!

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      September 19, 2016 at 4:39 pm

      Yeah especially the ones that shot him. It’s work filling that scumbag full of lead!

  • Cis white male
    September 19, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    I see no reason to keep him alive. Put him down like a sick dog. Even IF he killed no one. Waste of oxygen. Method of execution? Bury him alive, I’d be cool with that..

  • Ed Augustus
    September 19, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    This presents me with a terrible conflict- He is Muslim which is astoundingly wonderful, but he is also ant-gay, which is intolerable. Have you seen my new winter snow removal report? I’m hiring two cute, new guys to tell me when it starts to snow on each side of the city.

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 19, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Before that guy gets waterboarded, let me drop a big duece in the bucket. You’d be surprised at how much quicker they’ll talk if they know is dookie water being poured on their face.

    • Tammy
      September 19, 2016 at 9:04 pm

      Hahhahaha. I’d start talking PDQ if there was a load in the water as well.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevi bashed in my skull
    September 19, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Have you seen Hilary’s response? She looks like they are propping her up and giving her meds just to stay conscious. Yeah that’s who I want responding to a terrorist act.

    • Just Saying
      September 19, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      Don’t worry, if Trump gets elected we’ll all be in beds being propped up, but that’s only from the fallout from a nuclear detonation.

      Trump or Hillary would both be terrible, terrible presidents.

      • Bulldog
        September 19, 2016 at 5:34 pm

        right, so who ya gonna call at 3 0clock in the morning? You only have 2 choices. “just saying”

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