Bro, do you even sell weed? No one deserves to be caught more than this ding-dong.
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Good thing we’re about to get legalized weed in Massachusetts, because the black market supply is about to be low for a little bit in Worcester:
MSP: The Massachusetts State Police Gang Unit, along with other State Police units, local police, and federal agents, this morning seized a firearm, ammunition and large amounts of marijuana and cash in a raid in Worcester. A suspect was arrested, and two high-end vehicles were also seized pursuant to applicable narcotics forfeiture laws. As a result of an investigation, the Gang Unit, along with the State Police Special Tactical Operations Unit, the State Police Crime Gun Unit, the State Police Detective Unit for Worcester County, the Worcester Police Gang Unit, and agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives executed a search warrant at 54 First St.
Troopers, officers, and agents seized the following items: a .45 caliber large capacity pistol loaded with 13 rounds, 87 pounds of marijuana vacuum heat-sealed in one pound bags, and more than $76,000 in United States currency. Investigators also seized a Lexus GX460 and a Lexus RC sports sedan. State Police arrested the home’s lessee, HUNG LE, 44, and charged him with unlawful possession of large capacity pistol and magazine, improper storage of a firearm, and trafficking in marijuana. LE was expected to be arraigned today in the Worcester District Court.
Ummmmmm…..newsflash Hung Le – you sell weed dude. You are NOT Tony Montana. You’re not slinging coke. You’re selling something that’s about to be legal in like, five days. That barely qualifies you as a drug dealer. And in a week or so you’ll basically be a marijuana version of a moonshine peddler.
Seriously though, who does this guy think he is? And how do I not know him? Why do I have to make a bunch of phone calls when this guy was right down the street the whole time? I mean, that’s a lot of weed right there. Eight seven freaking pounds of it!! I don’t care if it’s all shwagg – that picture alone is one of the most arousing things I’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got $76K in cash on him, and two Lexus’s parked outside. Bro, you live in Webster Square. Ya know who owns a Lexus in Webster Square? People who sell drugs. People who can’t move somewhere nicer because they don’t have reportable income and can’t get a loan to move to Shrewsbury. When you park not one, but two Lexus’s outside your house, you’re basically begging to get raided by the cops.
Anyway, talk about shitty timing. It’s like, the last week you can get arrested for marijuana possession in this state, and this genius decides that he can’t wait a few more days for the big shipment. We’re all about legalized weed here, but we don’t like weed dealers with unregistered guns. We like our weed dealers to be friendly guys who want you to hang out for 30 minutes and play Madden with them before you leave. Hung Le gives pot dealers everywhere a bad name. Take a lap bro.
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