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Wheaton College Fire Fupa Arrested For Being Serial Arsonist, Friends Defend Her Honor On Wide Open Facebook Page

 

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A Wheaton College student and resident advisor has been arrested and charged in connection with several suspicious dorm fires at the school. Janelys Pimental, 22, was arraigned in Attleboro District Court on Thursday and held without bail. There have been six fires in the McIntire Residence Hall since late November. The most recent small fire was found in a water fountain in a third-floor common area and put out around 3:30 a.m. Thursday. N

o one has been hurt. The other fires were set in bathroom trash cans and the laundry room late at night. Police say Pimental was caught on hidden cameras that were installed last December.

“I appreciate how disturbing these incidents have been,” Dean of Students Kate McCaffrey wrote in a letter to students. “While no one was hurt, and only minimal damage was sustained, these incidents were disruptive—particularly to the residents of McIntire—and they represented a threat to the safety and security of our campus community.”

Pimental faces two counts of arson, four counts of “wantonly injuring real and personal property” and six counts of vandalism. Police said they made the arrest “based on a number of factors including statements made by the suspect.”

Quick look at her thought process:

That girl is on fire!!

Seriously, who the hell was giving her advice? Jim Morrison? Johnny Cash? Who’s gonna be her lawyer? Billy Joel?

She didn’t start the fire

She was there for learning

Ain’t got time for burning

She didn’t start the fire

She might have a fupa

But she’s really super

Never would’ve pegged this chick as an arsonist. Based on her Facebook page I would’ve guessed fake hate crimes were definitely in her arsenal though.

That might be your motivation right there. One too many cultural appropriations from the wypipo on campus. I guess sometimes you just have to burn shit. Ya know, like your future and your dreams.

She was about 3 months away from graduating, and was likely getting free room and board because she’s an RA. How would you like to be a kid on her floor that got written up for something? That’s like getting arrested for possession of marijuana by Leigha Genduso. And to top it all off she was a psych major too.

Anyway, her Facebook page is pretty wide open because she’s being held without bail, and it’s turned into a war between regular people who saw her on the news, and the dindu nuffin patrol defending her honor.

Yea, what makes you think you have the right to come on her page? Just because someone is on the news for starting multiple fires and has a wide open social media account doesn’t give you the right to violate her safe space!

Anyone who makes fire jokes is getting reported to their school for racism!

Because….give me some time and I’ll figure out how this one is racist.

Gina and others were not happy about the face that people have opinions.

First of all, how dare you? Second of all, what gives you the right? Spread fire, not hate. And if you do spread “hate” by commenting on a criminal’s Facebook page then Gina is gonna call the cops on you. The real cops AND the Facebook cops.

Hate speech is not covered by free speech!

Trust Gina. She’s a legal expert.

Apparently the only people who care about arson are old white people.

It’s true. Wypipo are the only people who watch the news. Everyone knows that.

Plus, you’re not allowed to “bully” people who are younger than you, even if they’re on the news for being a serial arsonist.

Pressing buttons on Facebook is creepy!

Posting on a criminal’s Facebook page is essentially the same thing as arson itself.

Finally the fam jumped in:

 

“She has no mental issues, nor has she shown signs of any.”

So she never burned down Thanksgiving dinner. Good to know.

Also, it’s the fault of the media for reporting an arrest for a crime that the police have been investigating for months now. It’s not like they caught her on tape and she confessed or anything like that. She’s innocent because someone else with a Facebook page is related to her.

In fairness she probably does need a psych eval because she’s obviously got a few screws loose. But that doesn’t change the fact that she started a bunch of fires in a dorm that she partly in charge of and could’ve gotten someone killed. When that happens you don’t get to play the victim when people “harass” your Facebook page.

 

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65 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous Wheaton Student
    February 12, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    You people are really not funny and I don’t get how you seem to get a kick out of a situation you have no business being involved in. Find something better to do with your time. Losers.

    • wheaton fag factory
      February 12, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      fuck off you sleazy cunt

  • don
    February 11, 2019 at 11:26 am

    leave it to a snowflake to tell others not to believe what the media says but yet they live by whatever cnn tells them to live by. kids these days should be neutered before they spread more.

  • Glass Half Full
    February 11, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Look at the bright side. At least no pics of her wearing yoga pants…

  • Anonymous
    February 11, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Hi y’all I find it real funny, that your posting hate and opinions about these Do you go to wheaton? Are you part of the community there? Do you know the issues of the campus?I highly freakin doubt it. So mind your own business and move on. It goes to show your horrible people yourself, that you take your the time to make assumptions and spread hate about people you don’t know or probably don’t care about. Just hoping on the bandwagon. So kindly go fuck off.

    • WeRFuked
      February 11, 2019 at 11:32 am

      We need to go to Wheaton to understand why Pyro-Pimentel is lighting fires, possibly trying to kill people?

    • Kim Un Jong
      February 11, 2019 at 11:42 am

      “that your posting hate and opinions about these”
      ” It goes to show your horrible people yourself, that you take your the time to make assumptions”
      “Just hoping on the bandwagon.”

      LOL
      Are you a Wheaton college student or do they have 2nd grade classes there too?
      What’s the average SAT there, under 500? Can you get in without a HS diploma or GED? It sure looks like it.
      If you are a college student, it appears getting into one now is easier than getting into cosmetology to be a hairdresser. I’d suggest a remedial English class instead of posting on social media so you can bring yourself up to an elementary school graduate’s level., if you can manage it, “y’all”

    • z
      February 11, 2019 at 1:14 pm

      Issues? Please educate us on the extenuating circumstances that makes this ok.

      Some pyro was setting fires to be a hero by saving everyone or at least the fire where they nabbed her.
      Still a pyro and not a hero.

      You’re probably too young to know the meme of “It’s only funny until someone loses an eye.”
      Here’s another one “The stupid! It burns!!!”.

      Maybe she’s fucked up in the head. If so, I feel sorry for her. She should be locked up.
      Maybe she isn’t fucked up in the head. If so, she should be locked up.

      I feel for you, you stupid git. You deny that evil took place.

    • Mr. Kotter
      February 11, 2019 at 1:38 pm

      I didn’t realize Wheaton admitted sweat hogs. Isn’t diversity great?

    • The angry taint
      February 11, 2019 at 2:24 pm

      english much?

    • Frank
      February 11, 2019 at 5:07 pm

      Kind of like when you call all trump supporters racists? You don’t know shit about shit you fucking hypocrite 

    • Brett K
      February 12, 2019 at 6:34 pm

      hi slampig, is that you Gina Rose Napolitano you greasy cumsponge. You dumb kuntz at Wheaton are beyond stupid, this fat pig should face a firing squad for the terrorist bitch that she is. cuban blimp pig

    • Sal D'amico
      February 12, 2019 at 9:43 pm

      gina assmouth posted this on her FB page
      “Hey ya’ll, I got a hateful article written about me on this website along with so many of my other friends for trying to defend someone from harassment and threats! Guess you’re not really accomplished until someone on Turtleboys writes an article about you huh? I should get used to these things if I’m considering a career in politics after all….

      All sarcasm aside, I am not personally upset by this, but I am LIVID about the way this girl is being portrayed and spoken about in the media regardless of her mistaken actions. Please stand up for her and her family because they aren’t in a position to right now. Peace friends, and remember: spread love, not hate.”
      Gina the dumb WOP had to post anonymously so her new employer Shiloh Preschool won’t know what an imbalanced twat fister they have exposed their young students to. is the plural of y’all all y’all?

    • Granny Grammar
      February 12, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      You clearly don’t go to Wheaton either…

      Allow me…

      Hi y’all (everyone) I find it real funny, (no comma) that your (you’re) posting hate and opinions about these (no idea???) (perhaps some punctuation ??) Do you go to wheaton? (Wheaton) Are you part of the community there? Do you know the issues of the campus?I (typically a space between punctuation and the next sentence. Hell, you’re phone does it automatically!) highly freakin (freakin’) doubt it. So(comma)mind your own business and move on. It goes to show your (you’re) horrible people yourself, that you take your the (wha???) time to make assumptions and spread hate about people you don’t know or probably don’t care about. Just hoping (hoping you’ll be HOPPING onto the grammar/spellcheck bandwagon next!) on the bandwagon. So (punctuation matters!) kindly go fuck off.

      ‍♀️

      YOU’RE right. I don’t care about her. But it is public knowledge when someone is caught breaking the law (police logs, news reports etc) and, therefore, the public’s right to discuss and voice their opinion. Y’all follow??!?

  • Y
    February 11, 2019 at 10:14 am

  • Gross Comment Guy
    February 11, 2019 at 9:53 am

    To keep her forearm clean, she needs to wear an opera glove when she wipes.

  • Flaming Load
    February 11, 2019 at 8:38 am

    “Does this dress make my arson look big?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 11, 2019 at 1:12 pm

      LOL!!

  • WeRFuked
    February 11, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Gina Rose Napolitano is covered in tattoos – which means she hates herself. She’ll say that is untrue of course, because she doesn’t even realize it. The medication she takes (yes, I’m assuming she is taking a prescribed medication) isn’t working.
    Go ahead Gina… tell me how I don’t know anything about you. Tell me how you like to express yourself with body art. How you want to be “different.”
    People don’t notice you because of your singing. People notice you because you abuse your body.
    I don’t need to hold a big sign to tell everyone I don’t hate the gay community, or trans people of color. I show them by simply being a kind person to everyone, regardless of how they live their lives. I’m not so insecure in my own life that I need to project my beliefs so everyone notices me.
    “Look at all my bumper stickers.” – can you imagine how that $50 you spent on those would help a charity? “Look at all my tattoos.” “Look at my posters.” “Look at my Musicians Page.” Look at my YouTube channel.” “Look at me defending arsonists.”

    • Uncle Pervy
      February 11, 2019 at 3:34 pm

      Looks like she was smugglin’ some raisins in her shirt when she was singing “Warrior.”

    • Captain Trips
      February 11, 2019 at 4:44 pm

      Great post. She is insecure

    • Captain Trips
      February 11, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      She reminds me of my favorite line in Arlo Guthries movie Alices Restaurant. The pizza shop owner yells at Arlo “You hippie perversion!”

  • Will Wheaton, Jr.
    February 11, 2019 at 7:57 am

    To the lunk heads who are downplaying what she’s done – have you ever seen burn victims up close and personal? “Making a mistake” is forgetting to put the trash barrel out on pick up day, setting fires (multiple times) where people are sleeping gets you locked up. See the difference?

  • JJ
    February 11, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Although off by an E, the last name says it all. -Mentel. To bad it was not Mental. fuck you, you fat cunt monkey for fucking up my joke with the wrong spelling of mental in your last name. Either way mentel, mental. This fat, sazon sucking, fuck pig. Is a danger to everyone around her! Be it setting fires or making the building shake when she walks through em. Either way this fat taco is a danger to the public..Hopefully she is locked up for a very long time. God, could you imagine the stench that came from her ass and fish taco after that picture was taken in Cuba? It must have been 110° that day. And with those tight shorts smothering the cottage cheese and dimples leaving no room for air in or out. You know that bitch had swass & swooch for days. With that nasty dingle berry ridden ass!

  • Janelys Pimental
    February 11, 2019 at 6:02 am

    An Open Letter to all my friends:
    Hi everybody. You DO Realize that I was trying to Kill All of You, right? Yep, that’s right. Burn you alive while you sleep.
    Why are you sick fucks defending me???

    • z
      February 11, 2019 at 6:50 am

      We should call it a day today.
      We have todays winner on TBS.

      It would be hilarious if “Janelys Pimental” could post the above on Janelys Pimentals Facebook page.

  • Spew Vomit
    February 11, 2019 at 4:58 am

    Please, isn’t there any way you could censor photo’s of fat people in come hither poses? For that matter, might you obscure fat people in any poses? I was almost too ill to read beyond those images. Thank you for your time.

  • Kosh Naranek
    February 10, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Two points:
    1st: Wheaton put Bevis in a position of authority? WTF?

    2ed: If you were a State Trooper, would the bumper stickers of Gina’s car read as Probable Cause for a search?

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 10, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    The people criticizing those who went to her facebook page should actually be criticizing the local media for giving out her name! If they had not done that no one would have bothered to look for her facebook page. Those who support this firebug should complain about the media, not those who got the info from the media and used that info. Besides, this is Wheaton College, so who gives a damn.

  • Rats Nest
    February 10, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Jesus Christmas! WTF is that? If one of those fires ever took off, she would be the last one outta the building! This girls got issues and her parents just wasted a shit-ton of money on an education she will never use. BTW… I would. Just once….

  • The angry taint
    February 10, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    What do you like to do little girls Ronald?..burn em…..what do you like to do to college dorms? Burn em. what do you want to do to the world ronald?…..burn it, burn it all

  • John Blutarsky
    February 10, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Goddamn!!! That fucking ass is so big it occupies at least two zip codes. Go to the fucking gym you fat fuck!

  • Remember, always shave the pussy bald
    February 10, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Normally id say, yeah id fuck her just turn the lights off and don’t get caught in public with her. But, the big head prevails in this case. God forbid any guy throwing her a bone and dumping a load in her, this whacked out bitch would burn your house down if you didn’t wanna do it again and again! To her friend that says she isn’t mental, really? What is mental to you? She’s probably the same way. And to the rose chick defending trannys, id throw it in her too once she removes her body hair, another one you turn the lights off and don’t get caught in public with

    • Fat Chicks Are Like Mopeds
      February 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

      You know the rest.

  • Fat Bottom Girls
    February 10, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Even if I had a 5 pound bag of flour, I don’t want to find the wet spot.

  • LOB
    February 10, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Holy Crap Batman… look at those Thunder Thighs!

    • LOB
      February 10, 2019 at 7:08 pm

      How does that buttttttt fit in a toilet seat?

  • juror seven esq.
    February 10, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    What a sweat hog. Those pictures don’t do anything for you sweetie. Hang an OVERSIZED LOAD on that caboose.

  • Chubby Chaser
    February 10, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Does she do ass to mouth? Asking for a friend…

    • Eddie Murphy
      February 10, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      Why don’t you ask again?

  • Chubby Chaser
    February 10, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Does she do as s to mouth? Asking for a friend…

  • kirkmin
    February 10, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    I supported Kavanaugh from day one. But he really needs to come through on his promises and make it legal to rape these sluts. Otherwise why did we push him through?

    • WPWP
      February 10, 2019 at 9:20 pm

      Amen, Kirk. If you support the Turtle then you ABSOLUTELY should be supporting the full and complete legalization of rape.

      I SUPPORT THE TURTLE
      I SUPPORT LEGAL RAPE
      I SUPPORT THE TURTLE
      I SUPPORT LEGAL RAPE
      I SUPPORT THE TURTLE
      I SUPPORT LEGAL RAPE

  • Big Wick
    February 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Another Beefy Bunwich makes the TB Hall of Shame. Burn her and her minions. Innocent until proven guilty? Maybe in a court of law. But _I_ ain’t gonna stay in no dorm where she is!

  • roberti
    February 10, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Don’t know who is sicker the defendant or her “friends”.
    This a weird group of individuals who know nothing about the law.

  • East Bay Ray
    February 10, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    No junk food, just natural goods. I ate weird berries in the woods. Now I’m seeing spots and I’m getting higher, I think I’ll start a forest fire.

    Forest Fire
    Dead Kennedys

    • Jello Biafra
      February 13, 2019 at 6:27 am

      Damn, beat me to it.
      Oh well, off to a Holiday in Cambodia where I plan to get Too Drunk To Fuck and discuss Chemical Warfare with some Plastic Surgery Disasters.

  • z
    February 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    99% sure the photo with the orange car was taken in Cuba based on the shape of the license plate.
    Which means she has a passport. Which I would void until this is all taken care of.
    I would also permanently put an arsonists name on the TSA “List” to make sure that sometime
    in the future if she ever does fly again they make sure she has nothing that could set an airliner on fire.

  • Still Not Woke
    February 10, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    What are the requirements for getting into Wheaton anyway? Her defenders all appear to go there as well, but seem like trash bags. Also, you missed Aria Lowenbraus or whatever you threatened to out all the white guys.

    • joseph mengele MD
      February 11, 2019 at 8:57 am

      Aria Lowenhaupt is descended from nazi pigs. She smells like canned sweat and has greasy hair. This cunt has extreme daddy issues and posts pictures on FB of bugs fucking.Take a bath you confused little cunt licker and good luck at Tufts you asspig
      Aria Lowenhaupt
      12 Farrwood Drive
      Andover, Ma. 01810-5227

      • Y
        February 11, 2019 at 10:24 am

        Zestimate – $1,768,880

  • z
    February 10, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Nice of her to set the fire and then notify everyone there’s a fire.

    LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE’S A HERO(INE)!!!!!!!

    Bitch can’t hold her liquor. Before the last fire she had 3 glasses of wine at a school function.
    Sounds like she going for an over-served defense. It’s the colleges fault she can’t hold her liquor.
    Even though she set the fire @ 3:45 AM.
    Must be some hell-of-a wine.

  • eugene
    February 10, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Isn’t setting fire in a occupied building attempted murder?

  • Drago
    February 10, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    A nutjob studying psych? Say it ain’t so!

  • The Frito Bandito
    February 10, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    What’s up with beaners and fire ? It was pointed out to me many years ago by a firefighter how many illegal aliens have a thing for arson. Check it out sometime, you’ll see it too. Also what’s with the Hispanic child molestation ?
    They’re pretty fucked up people.

  • Morons On Parade
    February 10, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    “hey man just because she like tried burning down the school dorms with like people in it doesn’t give you the right to say mean things on her page, it’s like weird and creepy”

    Jeezus F’in Christ these mental defectives are beyond hope. Every single SJW, woke progressive, feminazi and liberal needs to be deported. They can’t be allowed to live in a society with normal people. How the fuck can you possibly defend some piece of shit that tried burning down the school on several attempts. If these millennial morons are our future, we’re screwed.

  • Randall Guy
    February 10, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    I think she’s dreamy. Probably hot in the sack.

    • Tons of fun
      February 10, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      Why do fat chicks give good head?

      Cuz they have to

  • Mandy F
    February 10, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Eating disorders and arson must go hand in hand

  • Unknown Comic
    February 10, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Why don’t Hispanics have barbecues?
    Because the beans fall through the grill
    Thanks for coming I’ll be here all week and please Renato tip your waitress and bartender

  • Batman
    February 10, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    I wonder how all the kids in her dorm who’s lives she put in jeopardy feel towards this POS. Lock her up and charge her to the fullest extent of the law. Wanna stop this stupid bs? Hard time. Fucking criminal deserves it but I’m sure she’ll just get a slap on the wrist. Maybe she could go on a diet while behind bars.

    • z
      February 10, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      Want to bet if dorm inhabitants posted “Good she’s caught. I hope that POS rots in jail” on that facebook page that they would disciplined by the school?

  • It's yeah, not yea
    February 10, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    She should try burning calories instead of colleges.

    • CrispyC
      February 10, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      This comment is the early leader for comment of the year.

    • Rivaboy
      February 11, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Thank you for this gem of a comment. I would like to present this to you

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