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Whitman Trash Fraggle, Who Tried To Defend Guttermuppet, Is An Infamous Local Scammer Who Bilked Thousands In Handyman Scheme With Her Drugged-Out Baby Daddy. Oh, And She’s Straight Batshit Crazy too!

If you’re going to start shit on the Brockton Hub you should probably make sure that you weren’t internet famous for bilking thousands from hard working people in your community.

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They say that when one door closes – another one opens. That seems to be the case here as yesterday I closed the door on the Cassandra Bossworth/ Guttermuppet saga and was oddly introduced to, as I will call her, the Whitman Trash Fraggle.

So, I was reading a thread about the Guttermuppet on the Brockton Hub a couple days ago. Usually no one defends her, and if someone does, it’s because they hate Turtleboy. So, when someone started sticking up for her I was immediately chuckling.

Seems we missed a gem from Whitman a while back named Rachel Patangall. She’s everything we look for in a blog and more. Ratchet (which was an auto-correct from Rachel and I left it for LOLs) took it upon herself to be a knight in shining armor online. She said that she knew what it was like to be picked on and went in to one of the most hysterical fits of crazy I’ve seen in a while.

While it started as her defending the muppet of gutter – Trash Fraggle soon became the subject of a Brockton Hub lynch mob.
She’s dumber than a sack of bricks and just decides to make up words that she thinks are illegal. For instance, “Bashering” is going to get you 60 years.

What was that Kerri? Girl, are you telling me this fine specimen of cavities and ass-expulsion vocabulary has a sordid history? Surely you’re jesting! I do so love it when they just hand themselves to me on a ratchet platter. Now, this girl looked familiar to me but I couldn’t put my finger on where I knew her from. There was something about her beady eyes and gnarled teeth that struck a chord with my memory bank. Thankfully, my new Homegirl Kerri recognized her for me.


It seems that the last time the Trash Fraggle was Internet famous was because her and her boyfriend/baby daddy Steve Smith were scamming people for drug money on the local community pages. 

She would advertise his “handy man” business, he would get a check for “supplies,” cash it, and then never show up.


In some instances he would show up, kind of start the work, and then never be seen again. According to the news article he had no clue what he was doing and the work that he did finish would have to be redone by someone who was actually licensed.

He didn’t have any contractor insurance either! So, if he fucked your house up that was all on you!

Well, seems that the townspeople caught on to her scam and sent it in to Fox 25.
Well, as you can see Rachel is stable. She denied that she even knew him and is still denying it.


When someone called the Whitman Police to confirm it was actually her – she went batshit coocoo fucking looney toon.

She stated that she was at the police station and wanted Nicole to come down and fight her. That she was a “lieng hoe.”

Well, in the effort of fairness, I called the Whitman Police. That is her who was scamming people and she never showed up at the station to fight.

Oh, but it kept getting better. Trash Fraggle kept making up laws, saying she contacted a lawyer, and digging herself deeper.


Then, she started claiming that the police had warrants on the women who were bashering her and that they were going to spend 60 years in jail for posting accurate news articles on the Internet.



Everyone knows lots of stuff about 51a! I should smack Danielle for sending her to Attorney Richard N. Vulva. He’s the only one who ever nailed us hard in court over and over and over. It’s like she wants us to get sued! Psh.

I know it’s hard to admit that you’re a complete loser, Trash Fraggle, but just because you say something doesn’t mean it automatically becomes true. If it were that easy I could say that your teeth don’t look like a row of corn planted by a one-legged blind guy who just got off the tilt-a-whirl.

Try kicking the smack, getting a job, and quit stealing from hardworking people. If you can’t do that – it’s best to just not put a spotlight on yourself defending the worst mother of all time. Just sayin’.

19 Comment(s)
  • 11BHUA
    April 23, 2017 at 9:01 am

    I used to live with these two BLAHAHAHA The stories I could tell

    You guys think this is something hahahaha This is nothing hahahaha

    • itsjustme
      April 23, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      I’m sure I speak for many of us when I say, PLEASE tell us more?

      • 11BHUA
        April 24, 2017 at 5:16 am

        When I was living w/them, I was paying him I think 400 a month for the 2nd floor of a duplex. I never delt w/the landlord until….more on that in a second hahahaha

        He was taking my rent money and buying Crack and free base haha Plus his own rent money.

        After months of doing this, I went too bed around 11pm, after I went to asleep, They moved out in the dead of night hahahaha I went down stairs to make a pot of coffee everything was gone! Even my stuff. Pots pans dishes everything. I did get it all back in short order.

        Later on that day the landlord came by looking for 5 months of rent steve had told him he’d have that day.

        When I told him steve was gone moved away he flipped out, after yelling and me just staring at him he backed off his cliam that I owed him anything hahahaha I got too stay another 6 months for free while he remodeled the 1st floor.

        The nights he was high coke he would go into my bedroom crawl on the floor looking for little pieces of coke or crack even though I didn’t use it hahahaha

        Walked in on a fight between them and took a whole pizza to my head hahahaha

        Good times hahahaha

        • Whitman Fraggle Rock
          April 8, 2020 at 2:27 am

          Update on Rachel Pattangall and Steve Smith. Rachel is now married to a homeless man and is herself homeless and they’re trying to get divorced. But he Rachel, now Rachel Surrett, and her husband both have hepatitis C. This is her second time having it and the stage won’t pay for it to be treated again because she’s a needle drug using addict so she will love as long as her body lets her with that. Steve Smith is also homeless and just recently got back together with his married ex and they’re homeless together. When then have transportation and money, they either steal or swindle from my 83 year old neighbor, they buy heroine and crack with that. Steve prefers crack but will make due with snorting bumps of heroine if crack is unavailable. Rachel is a straight up pure needling heroine addict but I bet they might do bumps of heroine together when feeling especially romantic. Rachel has four children and has custody of nine of them. Steve Smith fathered two of those children and also does not have custody, surprise, surprise. The way he gets money from people now is by telling them he’s trying to better his life and get custody of his children but he most certainly is not and chooses to just do crack instead with every paycheck he gets. Hope you enjoyed my update because I didn’t for the reasons I’m aware of this. Wish I saw this a long time ago.

  • WhitmanStrangler
    April 22, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    Yea, someone tell her only sealed records are confidential, but usually constitute crimes committed when the individual was/is a minor. My sister is an ADA and has not stopped laughing as this moron. Badgering is a noun and she is consistently using is as an adj, lol. Wants to fight someone at a police station, open threat, and seems to want to make the arrest easy for WPD, lol. Back when this all happened and it was all over Whitman Pride, she claimed Steve was her bf/bd, now suddenly she doesn’t know him. Claims these ladies will receive life in jail for phantom “bashering”(which my phone says isn’t a word) and harassment. This “chick” has some major and serious issues. A CORI is something that can be paid for to obtain a criminal record…..prob doesn’t know anything about that because she has probably never applied for a job…..or you can just pay the fee for it at the police station. I want to punt her.

  • Lora
    April 21, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    I have to LMAO on this one… She is at the Police Station.. I didn’t know they allowed cell phones in the cells..

  • newbedfordchick
    April 21, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    My brain hurts now from reading all that gibberish.

  • mystressovmayhem
    April 21, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Hate to be the one to break it to the trash fraggle, but court records are public. Unless it involves minors or the case is sealed by a prosecutor for safety reasons. In fact if you go to the Brockton courthouse, you can use one of two computers in the criminal court office that sit on the front desk. Type in the info and the case comes up. For a fee you can get a hard copy of the court reporters notes and the case history. I did it years ago for someone else! Lol “trash fraggle” by the way Turtleboy? Probably my fave one yet! lol

  • Dentists Without Borders
    April 21, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Looks like another weekend emergency call.

  • kerry haley
    April 21, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    My entertainment for the day….

  • Mr. T
    April 21, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    So I’m guessing I won’t find Steve Smith’s name on Angie’s List? Or a recommendation for either Rachel or Steve by the American Dental Association? Good back and forth though from Nicole, Kerri & Danielle.

  • JoeMomma
    April 21, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    I feel dumber for having read that.

  • itsjustme
    April 21, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    How does someone this “intelligent” not know that all crimes are public record, unless the judge has them sealed which rarely happens?

  • Independent Thinker
    April 21, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Drugs will be the downfall of our society. Drug users cannot function in society. They cannot care for themselves and they cannot care for their children. They are unstable and unreliable and they cannot be trusted because they will steal from you in order to support their habit. Worst of all, heroin users leave their dirty needles lying around which can injure others. Most employers are aware of this, which is why they require drug testing.

    There’s not much hope for the current drug users. All we can do is try to discourage others from following in their footsteps. Perhaps an automatic death sentence for drug dealers would help.

    • Talisman
      April 21, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      Not only do I have to submit to my own company’s screens, any of our clients can have me randomly checked at their discretion as well. And yet, it’s somehow unconstitutional or racist to randomly screen recipients of my tax dollars for drug use? In the states that have it, they notify them of the tests and then say what a waste of money it is because only 1 person out of 10,000 pissed hot… well no shit. Only 1 person was too stoned to get one of their meal tickets to piss in a bottle for em. How about showing up to a Section 8 village and have random, tightly supervised tests, or on any contact with police, and then get back to us on that 0.01%.

      I love when some dealer gets terminally ventilated and someone says, “They didn’t deserve to die”. Yeah, they did, and I personally hope they bled out while in great pain. Too many of these worthless fucks walk the streets peddling their poison and contributing zero to society. What they don’t deserve is to breathe the same air that hard working, productive citizens are breathing.

      • Shawn Caney
        April 26, 2017 at 4:10 pm

        You are a worthless piece of shit. You really sound like you are jealous of alot of things in life. And i can guarantee one of them is gettin pussy. You fuckin deuche

  • Val
    April 21, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Greatest line ever: “I could say that your teeth don’t look like a row of corn planted by a one-legged blind guy who just got off the tilt-a-whirl”. BAHAHAHAAAAHA dying!!!

  • The Executioner
    April 21, 2017 at 11:57 am

    This is chronic diarrhea of the mouth caused by nonstop meth use. There is no hope here. Nicole and Danielle might as well been talking to s chatty kathy. Her speech will mostly match her typing once that row of corn falls out of her mouth.

    • Whitman Fraggle Rock
      April 8, 2020 at 2:34 am

      It’s not meth, it’s heroine down with hepatitis c infected needles.

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