Who Is This Pantless, Manbunned South Shore Assquatch Seen Wandering Through Plympton/Carver Woods On Hunting Stand Cam?
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A turtle rider sent this video from his hunting stand near the Plympton/Carver border and we wanted to share it with you:
They finally tracked down the elusive south shore Assquatch in all his glory.
I don’t know what’s more offensive. The fact that he’s got no pants on or the fact that he’s rocking the man bun.
He wasn’t just walking either. He was doing some hardcore grundle grabbing while doing so.
Are you allowed to hunt him? Is it ratchet hunting season right now? I know ratchet hunting isn’t a thing yet, but in a perfect world it would be. A man can dream. I’d love to let everyone we’ve ever blogged about wander aimlessly through the forest in their skivvies and let some of you people go all Jumanji. Wouldn’t that be fun.
But seriously, why is there a guy randomly walking through the woods in Plympton in his underwear? You’re a long way from Weymouth dude. Put some pants on! Anyone out there recognize Assquatch? If so we’d love to learn more about him. Let us know!
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You know, I was walking my dog around Lake Chauncey one day and a fat, balding hairy dude came out of the woods wearing a skimpy bikini down the path and was staring at me. I turned the fk around and got out of there. I then found out that fags common that area for gay sex. They lurk in the woods half naked are come out when they see a dude hoping to get some anal sex.
thats definatly not dalton lol,
Oh shit! David, I’m going to be late!!!