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All-Star Criminals

Vigilante Vajstain Overcompensates For Tiny Tuna Torpedo By Assaulting 17 Year Old Dirtbike Thief, Making Him Roll In The Mud, Posting Video To Facebook

Uncle Turtleboy / May 7, 2019

  This is Chris Martin from Carver: He’s your resident tough guy who recently had some dirtbikes stolen from him…

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Menopausal Carver Mailhag Has Negative Twenty Five Fucks To Give, Smashing Amazon Prime Boxes And Wearing Jorts Like It’s 1985 

Uncle Turtleboy / September 11, 2018

Follow @SpinterTBS on Twitter by clicking here. Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and Terrence Collie to keep up…

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Carver Bog Dolphin Starts Mob After Dunkins Employee Isn’t Allowed To Wear Santa Hat, Lynch Mob Of “Christians” Don’t Know Difference Between Jesus And Santa, Turns Out He Was Lying

Uncle Turtleboy / December 28, 2017

Carver Bog Dolphin Starts Mob After Dunkins Employee Isn’t Allowed To Wear Santa Hat, Lynch Mob Of “Christians” Don’t Know…

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All-Star Criminals

Tip-Stealing Wang Banger Posted Video Bragging About His $15 Haul Because He Had To Prove He Hit Puberty Somehow

Uncle Turtleboy / November 20, 2017

This might be the biggest heist in South Shore history and right after he made boom boom in the bathroom…

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Who Is This Pantless, Manbunned South Shore Assquatch Seen Wandering Through Plympton/Carver Woods On Hunting Stand Cam?

Uncle Turtleboy / October 30, 2017

Who Is This Pantless, Manbunned South Shore Assquatch Seen Wandering Through Plympton/Carver Woods On Hunting Stand Cam? Want to advertise…

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Carver Coked-Out Werewolf Cousins Steal Yorkie Puppy Because They Knew Their Dealer Liked The Dog And Would Give Them Drugs For The Fluffy Little Snuggy Wuggums 

Uncle Turtleboy / August 8, 2017

Stealing dogs for cocaine is the latest drama out of Carver!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com…

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Kevin Ribeiro, The Notorious Plymouth Handyman Scammer, Tried To Tell His Victims, Who Called Him Out After Our Blog About Him, That It Was Their Fault He Took Their Money And Ran

Uncle Turtleboy / June 29, 2017

Just as I knew it would, the flood gates have been opened on Plymouth scam artist Kevin Ribeiro. Want to…

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Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going

Uncle Turtleboy / April 2, 2017

If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start…

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