This is Chris Martin from Carver:
He’s your resident tough guy who recently had some dirtbikes stolen from him by local teenage hoodlums. He tracked them down, but he didn’t call the cops because he didn’t need no stinkin’ cops!! Hardo Harry over here believes that he IS the law.
So when he cornered a teenager named Zack who allegedly stole from him he decided to post a video in which he threatens the kid several times, steals the keys to his truck, demands the kid roll in the mud, and then assaults him at the end just because he can. Watch:
I think we can all agree that the teenager is a jizz puppet for stealing a dirtbike, and there was no way you could possibly feel sorry for him considering what he did. That is, if he did steal from him. His confession was coerced by threats, but gun to my head I bet he did in fact steal. Then this bag of flaccid penises showed up:
Imagine how small your trouser trout would have to be in order to feel the need to overcompensate to that level by tough guy virtue signaling on Facebook? This is why we have police. If your dirtbike gets stolen and you know who took it, and then you track them down like this, all you have to do is record them, take your bike back, get them on film confessing, and bring it to the police. But he couldn’t do that because deputy douche dumpling feels the need to prove to the world that he can humiliate a 17 year old and teach him a lesson.
Newsflash – it’s not your job to teach him a lesson. It’s the police and his parents’ job. Maybe this kid’s parents would tear him a new asshole if you gave them proof that their son was a thief. That’s up to them to decide, because he’s THEIR crotch fruit. If my son grows up and steals someone I will be embarrassed and ashamed, but I will deal with kid privately. It’s not up the hardest chud in Carver to discipline my kid for me.
Some of this chode maggot’s greater quotes:
“How old’s your fathaahhhh? Does he like to fight? Does he wanna fight? Well then who’s gonna fight? Somebody needs to fight me. Either pay me or fight me. Or give me the bike. You wanna steal from me I’ll steal from you.”
“You’re gonna be 18 in a month? Think I should just wait a month and come and thrash you?”
“How much money you got in your pockets? What you got in your truck? I want something. You tried to take from me, I’m gonna take from you. And I’m gonna do it straight in your face. That’s how men do it.”
Oh yea, that’s how men do it for sure. They make juvenile delinquents roll around in the mud in order to not be assaulted by a man much bigger than them. And after the humiliation is completed the grown man then assaults the 17 year old by hitting him in the face with mud.
It takes a real man to do that.
Of course I’m sure Chris Martin was an angel back in the day. It’s not like he’s a recovering junkie or anything.
“I know our lives have gone in different directions, but I’m so incredibly proud how far you have come and how you continue to fight.”
Translation – “I ditched you back in the day because you’re a loser going nowhere in life, and I honestly thought you’d be dead by now. So good job still being alive. Quite the accomplishment.”
Of course he did it because this is the diesel gargling crowd he caters to:
Some people did come forward and point out that he literally assaulted a minor in that video, but the Vigilante Vajstain wasn’t trying to hear none of that.
Fuck yourself pussy!!
While this was going on Uncle Turtleboy was actively engaging as well. This made him a liberal of course:
As for Chris, he’s firmly in the position to lecture other people about life. Things are going swimmingly for him, since he’s clean now and looking for a room to rent.
Of course the biggest loser in that video was the thief’s traitor friend who instead of standing up for his buddy cowered and tried to please the douchequeef so that he wouldn’t get it next. He felated him throughout that video in the hopes that he wouldn’t be next. Get better friends kids and stop stealing from people kid.
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