This might be the biggest heist in South Shore history and right after he made boom boom in the bathroom like a big kid!
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On today’s episode of “special kind of asshole” we are meeting a dickless wangsta by the name of Justin Pierce. He’s from mean, unpaved, streets of Caver!
Justin, in all his infinite stupidity, has been openly bragging about running in to a Coldstone Creamery and stealing $15.50 by grabbing the tip jar. If that’s not dumb enough – the dickless wonder decided to video his crime and post it on Instagram and Facebook to prove he can use the potty like a big boy!
Oh, and aside from his fabulous choice of derp hat – this Caucasian cock smootch thinks he’s a member of the MBK gang. I wonder how many asses there are to cap while you’re sack-deep in Ocean Spray bogs and shitty rural cell service?
I guess anything can seem like Compton when you’re high on heroin?
So, whatever you do… Don’t blow this little queef up and message him to tell him what a piece of shit he is.
Oh, and remember that snitching him out to the cops is most likely going to result in you getting pelted in cranberries and forced to listen to his self-made rap recordings on SoundCloud because, you know, he’s a bad ass and totally has a few pubes.
Get him Turtles!