If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’.
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Look, if you are the South Shore’s most notorious sleaze, it’s probably a bad idea to start a GoFundMe as soon as you get out of jail. I know it really sucks that you’ve spent your entire life as criminal scum and you’re on the radar of every police department from Quincy to Bourne. However, begging for handouts just makes the people you fucked over laugh and send you in to the Turtle for a shame sandwich.
I love how there isn’t single word about why this slugrake can’t find a job. Here, let me tell you a little bit about Benny.
Do you guys remember back in 2001 when a bunch of kids thought it was a fun idea to fire BB guns at drivers on Route 3 in Plymouth? They tormented most of the South Shore (as we only have two major highways that run through here) for months until they were finally caught. At one point, they ended shooting out the window of a car with a five year-old kid in the backseat. It turned out being a group of friends and they were all arrested for being toolbags.
One of the kids arrested back then was Benjamin Stone. Yep! Same guy asking you to fund his life. He got bagged for the shootings, breaking and entering, and having a drug warrant. Seems like a lot even for a teenage wastoid.
Since then, Stone, who looks like a cookie-cutter bad guy movie extra with the brains of a earthworm, has been in and out of jail for a variety of crimes. His most recent stretch in jail was for being the local fence for stolen goods from home burglaries. The people who were breaking in to houses would bring Ben all the shit they scored and he would sell the items on Craigslist or on Facebook yardsale groups. The cops called him a backyard pawn shop.
He was on every single yardsale page on the South Shore trying to unload stolen merch.
So he’s a complete piece of shit who has spent his entire life taking advantage of people. GoFundMe was obviously the next scam. Oh, wait, seems like he tried this before:
Strange that he was living in a couch and had no cash. You know, seeing that he got engaged last Sunday:
Because every normal person takes a selfie, indoors, with a lighter and dynamite. I’m sure he is responsible and has a permit for that.
Ben spent most of last Thursday night posting the GFM to every Facebook group he was a member of. Seeing that he was a professional scam artist – that’s a lot. Well, the people he pissed off knew his name immediately, and messaged us to connect the dots about who he really is.
We have spent countless dollars incarcerating this waste of space and now he wants us to support him some more. Well, at least until he gets his latest business venture going. He’s looking to start his fencing business back up!
I’m sure it will be totally legit though.
So, if you happen to be one of the admins for a resale page, you might want to pull him from your roster. Let’s just be thankful that the police read our blog. It should be no time until he’s back in jail!
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