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Who Should Be The Four 1 Seeds In Ratchet Madness Reveal Show On Friday Night?

 

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived – Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show will be Friday night at 9 PM. There will be no regularly scheduled live show due to the fact that I will be in Brooklyn for the Celtics game Saturday, and Sunday night is the season finale of The Walking Dead (last night’s episode was INSANE!). However, this year’s bracket is a lot harder to put together than last year’s when Didi Delgado, Leigha Genduso, and Alli Bibaud were OBVIOUS 1 seeds. This year I can honestly say that there is no favorite, no one is penciled in as a 1 seed, and anyone can win. Let me know if I’m missing anyone, but here’s some of the top contenders for a 1 seed in my opinion:

  • Franklin Smollett
  • Juicin Jeremy
  • Michael Gaffney
  • Fitchburg Fupa Fungus
  • Queefhog Leprechaun
  • Momma Thundertwat
  • The New Bedford Bukkake Poundcake
  • Michael Cadena
  • Greg Bates
  • Hurricane Beefaroni
  • Jackoff Sauce
  • Maude the Fraud
  • Bobbin for Boners
  • Scopa
  • The Dr. Phil Medford Meth Maggots
  • The Foxy Lady Strippers
  • Rian Waters

So many more quality candidates. Let us know in the comments if we missed someone who should be given consideration.

Also, we wanna make t-shirts for this but suck at graphic design. Ideally we’d like to have something with faces of the top contenders, particularly who we choose as 1 seeds. Maybe a little bracket and Turtleboy mixed in as well. If you’re good at that sort of thing hit me up at [email protected] or message TBNews on Facebook.

Ratchet Madness is by far my favorite part of running Turtleboy. Friday is going to be awesome. Here’s last year’s selection show if you missed it.

 

 

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • TopTurtleFan
    March 26, 2019 at 1:52 am

    My first two of my top four are write ins you didn’t list above: House of many cums needs to make the list!!!! As does Fall River Mayor Jassiel “Lapdance” Correia.

    Already listed: Greg Bates and Jackoff Sauce.

  • Sleezebag Detector
    March 25, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Lyin’ Lizzie Warren
    Joe Curtatone
    2 quality candidates for asshole of the century

  • Missed one!!
    March 25, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    I think Maude the Fraud could win the whole thing (she’ll finally have legitimately won something, yay for her!) but how did O-moo moo the Smith hoaxer not make the list

  • No name
    March 25, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Failure Swift! That live video was worth it’s wait in gold!

  • Rian Waters butt plug
    March 25, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    Maude and greg bates are shoe-ins to me. Im gonna have to do some research on the other two 1 seeds. Please no more michael cadena, that horse has been beaten and ridden too many times. I don’t need another blog about him. Juicin Jeremy is too new and has unanswered questions. Rian Waters is a bitch and he’d love the attention again so he can try to take you to court. Im done with Milky gaffney, but his boyfriend Dante might be a heavy favorite…

    • Rian Waters butt plug
      March 25, 2019 at 6:42 pm

      quick little search, i will add to my list of potential 1 seeds:
      Smith college black chick
      Meghan Casey
      Joe Curtatone

  • Well, No Shit
    March 25, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    It’s too bad that the names on the list aren’t linked to the articles in which they appeared. That would have made the stroll down memory lane a lot more convenient.

  • Strokey Sullvan
    March 25, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    I demand inclusion into this prestigious club…

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    March 25, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    I don’t think smollet should be included. Yes, a douche and a half, but not local.

    • Ryan
      March 26, 2019 at 6:35 am

      I believe “Franklin” Smollett is the dog park guy.

  • TRAVIS.REARICK
    March 25, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Juicin’ Jeremy for sure

  • Gronkless
    March 25, 2019 at 9:55 am

    What about the “House of many cums” guy from Shrewsbury that only got caught cuse he tried to claim victim of home invasion. Legendary

  • Juicin' Jeremy
    March 25, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Juicin’ Jeremy for sure and the Queefhog Leprechaun. That little dope smokin’ monkey should be on the list too.

  • The angry taint
    March 25, 2019 at 9:30 am

    definitely maude and spanklin

  • Dick Scratcher
    March 25, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Bobbin for Boners, Wanklin Smollett, Master Bates and Failure Swift.

    Thank me later.

  • Dick LaBone
    March 25, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Juicin Jeremy, Bobbin for Boners, Maude the Fraud. What was the old guys name caught jacking off to little schoolgirls?

    • Need to be more specific
      March 25, 2019 at 10:28 am

      Anthony Weiner? Bob Menendez? Tony Cardenas? Neil Goldschmidt? Mel Reynolds? Jeffrey Epstein? Harvey Weinstein? Eliot Spitzer?

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