The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived – Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show will be Friday night at 9 PM. There will be no regularly scheduled live show due to the fact that I will be in Brooklyn for the Celtics game Saturday, and Sunday night is the season finale of The Walking Dead (last night’s episode was INSANE!). However, this year’s bracket is a lot harder to put together than last year’s when Didi Delgado, Leigha Genduso, and Alli Bibaud were OBVIOUS 1 seeds. This year I can honestly say that there is no favorite, no one is penciled in as a 1 seed, and anyone can win. Let me know if I’m missing anyone, but here’s some of the top contenders for a 1 seed in my opinion:
- Franklin Smollett
- Juicin Jeremy
- Michael Gaffney
- Fitchburg Fupa Fungus
- Queefhog Leprechaun
- Momma Thundertwat
- The New Bedford Bukkake Poundcake
- Michael Cadena
- Greg Bates
- Hurricane Beefaroni
- Jackoff Sauce
- Maude the Fraud
- Bobbin for Boners
- The Dr. Phil Medford Meth Maggots
- The Foxy Lady Strippers
- Rian Waters
So many more quality candidates. Let us know in the comments if we missed someone who should be given consideration.
Also, we wanna make t-shirts for this but suck at graphic design. Ideally we’d like to have something with faces of the top contenders, particularly who we choose as 1 seeds. Maybe a little bracket and Turtleboy mixed in as well. If you’re good at that sort of thing hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org or message TBNews on Facebook.
Ratchet Madness is by far my favorite part of running Turtleboy. Friday is going to be awesome. Here’s last year’s selection show if you missed it.
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