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Who Should Be This Year’s Ratchet Madness Champion – Franklin Baxley Or Rian Waters? 


I apologize for the delay in Ratchet Madness, but voting is finally completed in the Final 4, and we know who are two finalists competing for the most ratchet in all the land will be:

Franklin vs. Juicin Jeremy was destined to be the best matchup of the tournament. Meanwhile Rian Waters hasn’t won by less than 65% yet. But he hasn’t faced the competition Franklin has, leading to this epic showdown. The winner of 2019 Ratchet Madness will be announced on the live show Saturday night…..


2. Franklin Smollett

  • Brought his aggressive and un-neutuered pitbulls to an Attleboro dog park where they humped a woman’s dog repeatedly
  • Stayed in car while this was happening, and only came out to berate and film the woman who asked him to get his dogs off of her’s
  • Posted video everywhere, claimed she’s a racist without evidence
  • Came on our show and embarrassed himself after lecturing us about white privilege
  • Has open case for felony domestic assault against him
  • Blames the victim of his assault, who he is not allowed to contact but does anyway
  • Messaged family members of the assault victim calling the victim a ho and other choice words
  • The victim was his girlfriend and a junkie stripper who he supplies with drugs
  • Filmed himself bringing another junkie to Providence to confront and beat her in the streets for stealing drugs from him
  • Associates openly with violent felons
  • Was arrested days after being exposed by us for drug dealing
  • Was supposed to go on Inside Edition but it was cancelled after we alerted them of his true character, he blamed this on white privilege



2. Rian Waters

  • Has never paid a dime in child support to his special needs daughter who he abandoned
  • Moved to California with his baby momma and daughter initially, promising them great things, but they ended up becoming homeless so she moved back to Palmer area
  • Visited home when his daughter was 2 years old, assaulted his baby momma in front of her by punching her in the face, and then kicked the dog so hard in front of the child that the dog had to be put down
  • Scared his baby momma not to testify by threatening to make up allegations of drug abuse on her part when he called the DEA and DCF
  • Filed an actual lawsuit against DCF
  • Filed an actual lawsuit against Turtleboy Sports for blogging about his public domestic abuse allegation
  • Sued the woman who he assaulted and scared into testifying against him, and who he owes unGodly amounts of child support to
  • Believes he has been found not guilty in a court of law because he intimidated a witness into not testifying, thus leading to the charges being dropped
  • Pretends to be a wealthy and overly arrogant poker player on Facebook, despite being wildly unsuccessful and rocking a hideous pubestache
  • Started a GoFundMe for his lawsuit against Turtleboy on the basis that Turtleboy calls children crotch fruits
  • Teamed up with Milky Mike Gaffney who wrote him an afidavit and wrote his complaint for him after losing to Uncle Turtleboy in court
  • Dropped his lawsuit against his baby momma after several turtle riders showed up to show their support for her at court
  • Once was caught attempting to smuggle drugs across an international border and made a break for it before being caught in the woods
  • Attempted to extort Uncle Turtleboy in order to not file a losing lawsuit against him





15 Comment(s)
  • Tough call but...
    May 13, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    I’m going to give it to Ranklin’ Franklin the ex lawyer, dog park red rocket, fucktard nagger.
    Rian comes in at a very close second with his father of the year act.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    May 11, 2019 at 12:50 am


  • poopship14
    Boognish was rising up from the mist
    May 10, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Rian has to win this. Franklin is a run of the mill hoodrat, there are plenty more out there just like him.

  • ninja turtleboy
    May 10, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    i can’t believe maude didn’t come out on top for this!! the reason maude is so ratchet is because she is unsuspecting, a fraud in disguise.

  • Suslop Bomer Pees
    May 10, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    I hope Rian is reading this vote. Dude, you have got to be the lowest piece of shit man. You will win this by a comfortable margin. Imagine that? Youre more ratchet than a dude who sells smack and crack, beats woman, and sells racial hate like a commodity. THAT IS SAYING something! Didn’t think I would ever vote against Franklin “I’ll beat your ass bitch” Baxley, but after a fine reading of the variables, you Rian Waters is by far the Ratchet Champion of 2019. Big bag of dicks for you my man. Have fun.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 10, 2019 at 11:34 am

    As much as I hate beaters — of people AND animals — *Franklin* is a special kind of ratchet. He puts himself out there so everyone can see what a ratchet he is.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 10, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Franklin FTW!!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    May 10, 2019 at 10:38 am

    This is so difficult. As an Animal Welfare person I hate Rian like poison. But Baxley is such an unbelievable scumbag…I have to think this through.

    PS: Congratulations to TBS for destroying Franklin’s Inside Edition appearance. That would have been the biggest moment in his life and you took it from him. Huzzah!

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      May 10, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      A full day of rumination. It’s Rian.

  • GingyKidd
    May 10, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Rian Waters is taking this.

  • Natasha
    May 10, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Rian killed a dog… how can people look past this….

  • itsjustme
    May 10, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Some, were really hard, but this one is a no brainer. I think Franklin will win by a landslide.

  • hate dindus
    May 10, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Went with the jungle bunny, naturally.

  • Seed bag
    May 10, 2019 at 6:05 am

    To me, it’s a tie. But I had to pick one, so I went with Waters. But I will be happy if Franklin wins. Now… If only Randall could get into next year’s battle……

  • Travis Rearick
    May 10, 2019 at 12:57 am

    Neither. It should have been juicin junkbox windbag

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