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Who Will Make The Rachet Madness 2020 Final 4? Vote Now

 

Today is the day legends are made. Today is the day turtle riders decide who will be in the Rachet Madness 2020 Final 4. You have 24 hours to vote for who should advance in each of the following match ups.

Ratchet resumes can be found on TB Daily News by clicking hereBut if you feel like your mind is made up already then you can go ahead and vote on here. I’m curious to see if the winner in a head to head tournament would be different than the winner if you had to vote for who you think is the most ratchet right now. So vote in this poll, and then vote in the ones below.

 

 

1. Lorrayna Calle vs. 3. Camel Toe Truck Girl

1. Lorrayna Calle

 

 

3. Camel Tow Truck Girl

 

 

 

 

8. Tinder Tunaflap vs. 3. Kim “Relapsipotamus” Nelligan

8. Tinder Tunaflap

 

 

3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick vs. 2. Josh Abrams

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick

 

 

2. Josh Abrams

 

 

 

 

1. Bristol Blarney vs. 3. Nikki Evans

1. Bristol Blarney

 

3. Nikki Evans

 

 

 

32 Comment(s)
  • My Name
    April 28, 2020 at 2:03 am

    Alittle punk
    Idiot
    Dick= very small
    A fucking crybaby
    Dork

    Awweee poor widdle
    Insecure small
    Dick
    Ayyyyeeedddeennn does
    Not like his name mentioned in comments. Mr. Toughguy can dish it but not take it.
    Kill yourself
    End it now promise not
    A soul will give a damn about a
    Rat
    Nuking himself
    Every one will be to see
    You gone

    • My Name
      April 28, 2020 at 2:05 am

      I joined in on the fun. M’kay.
      The message was for you not TBS. I love TBS,

  • Nice Try Aid
    April 28, 2020 at 1:52 am

    As you will see if you enter the name of the
    Iidiot who runs this blog in the comments
    Do not expect your comment to be posted what
    A a c unt move. A is
    Not proud to be the owner of this site.

    • My Name
      April 28, 2020 at 2:05 am

      You mad

  • Qwerty
    April 28, 2020 at 1:43 am

    No you win ratchet TB. Why? Another poll and 2020 is only 4 months in. My god. Good bye.

  • Judge dread
    April 27, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    So many ratchets- so little time.

  • Joe Exotic
    April 27, 2020 at 9:16 am

    Turtleboy should do an expose on the most ratchet reader because some of you are the most ratchet of all. Spic tormenter, jew merica? Really? I bet you guys jerkoff to turtlboy.

    • JJ Walker
      April 27, 2020 at 10:31 am

      JM? Absolutely.We all wish he would leave.ST? Not so much.
      A fine contributor. Cannot help but wonder if JM isn’t Ghost Cowboy
      reincarnated….

    • Jewmerica
      April 27, 2020 at 10:52 am

      My story: I went to Brookline High School, I had my lunch money taken by the school bullies and got stuffed into a locker, quite a bit.

      This happened in the 1960’s and I’ve been all butt hurt since then.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Finn (the fake)
      April 27, 2020 at 7:40 pm

      Don’t forget me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Or Ball Scratcher. He’s an attention whore, limey fag that has no clue about American culture and is a closeted Bernie bro.

  • Josh Really Needed A Ride
    April 27, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Josh Abrams is now
    traveling with the fat mentally challenged girl who filmed him and Fish Truck Slut buying drugs with the kid left in the car. You can watch his videos without giving him any views in a simple way too

  • Hate Women
    April 27, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Aside from that FAG Abrams, they’re all women. And that’s why I love this site… they know how TRULY WORTHLESS women are. DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN SLAM PIGS!

    • Greta Thundberg
      April 27, 2020 at 9:06 am

      Relax cowboy. We know you like dick.

    • He-Man Womans Hater Club
      April 27, 2020 at 10:12 am

      You are just the kind of member that we are looking for. email Spanky for membership application. (Must hate women!)

  • Worcester Kid
    April 27, 2020 at 7:39 am

    Tinder tuna fish is a mentally ill women , she is a train wreck to be sure , but the height of crazy bitch is Nikki Evans , why the poor bastard didn’t just divorce her is beyond me . She got skinny ( scary stretch marks I’m sure) and was the town pump , she drove the guy to kill himself . And inherited everything he had . She is definitely the cold hearted pycho in the group .

  • Northeast Mens Clinic
    April 27, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Definitely a sign of the times when httg is the safest broad in this battle to raw dog and blow your load in. At least you can rent her and send her on her way. On a more serious note, the tinder tunaflap needs to have her full name mentioned as often as possible as a public safety measure to warn all men that could possibly come in contact with her.

  • Dick Scratcher
    April 27, 2020 at 4:33 am

    Hoping for a Tunaflap v Evans final.

    A psycho who cries rape if you ignore her and fakes pregnancies and suicide with anyone who dates her, against a total slag who drove her poor husband to suicide (and may have even had a hand in it) then turned his funeral into a party where she played a Lizzo song about infidelity on repeat.

    That would be a dream of a final.

    • Lizzo's Chicken Wing Intervention Team
      April 27, 2020 at 10:35 am

      How dare you

    • Dan Dearborn
      April 27, 2020 at 11:20 am

      Nikki is a anal rodeo

  • Jewmerica
    April 27, 2020 at 4:07 am

    I sure do love big black cock and so does my mom!

    • Nat Turner
      April 27, 2020 at 4:21 am

      Your mama is a fine bitch, sheeeeeeeet

  • Peter North
    April 27, 2020 at 12:47 am

    Out of the surviving 8, rate hottest to least.

  • Roger Goodell
    April 27, 2020 at 12:12 am

    With the 37th pick the patriots select Sum Yung Kum a masseuse from Beijing junior high school. Fucking Jew kraft.

  • Bologna Cannon
    April 26, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Also fuck Nikki Evans

    • Mr. Bubba
      April 26, 2020 at 11:47 pm

      That filthy slut better beat Bristol!

  • Bologna Cannon
    April 26, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    Tinder Tunaflap better fucking win. She filed false sexual harassment reports, fake her own suicide and pregnancy, HOW IS THAT NOT RATCHET? HOW HIGH OF EXPECTATIONS DO U FUCKERS HAVE?

    • Stewart Nod
      April 26, 2020 at 11:16 pm

      She gets more attractive to me every time I see her photo. I mean, she’s an actual, living nightmare, but I love it. I love it so much.

  • Who Flung Cum
    April 26, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    If Bristol moves any further in this tournament, I’ll snap. It’s enough with her, bitchtits & camel truck girl. How can anyone vote for any of them?? This is a true sign of the tides turning for TBS.

  • HateToDoIt
    April 26, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    It truly hurt me to have to not vote to move Bristol to the next round but that bitch fucked so many other dudes and drove her husband to suicide. Bristol sucks but damn Nikki Evans sucks more and harder. literally and figuratively.

  • Deuce Venture
    April 26, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Not a one of these losers made the effort to go shit in a guys parking lot repeatedly. You left the real winner out. Enough with these posers, we want the secret shitter!!!

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 26, 2020 at 11:03 pm

      Unfortunately the mad shitter was relegated to Ratchet Emeritus

    • Bucky
      April 27, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      Yeah, I hear ya! The Butt Bomber aka Passive Aggressive Pooper captured my heart as well. Her boldness inspired me. She had to have complete confidence in her constitution to deliver such solid results. Throw in a random lunch at C-h!potle and all bets are off in my opinion. I can only imagine that pulling off a Mexican Blastoff in a hard parking lot would ruin her shoes. So many questions left unanswered though:
      1. did she garnish her gifts?
      2. if no, did her underwear look like the runway at JFK?
      3. did she pinch her turd until the time was right? That has got to be really unhealthy!
      4. What if she turtleheaded while driving? See #2
      5. How much or a risk taker is she? Sure, public defecation is up there but would she chance butt coffee after a night of drinking?

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