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Why Couldn’t This White Trash Muff Drive Off A Cliff Instead Of Plowing Into A 5 Year Old Girl And Her Grandmother?


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So yesterday right outside of St. Vincent’s Hospital in Worcester a grandmother and her 5 year old granddaughter were run over by a woman who was using her car as a weapon in a fight with an ex-lover:

Police said the woman driving in the crash that left a grandmother and a 5-year-old girl in critical condition Wednesday will be charged. The driver will be charged with domestic assault and battery, two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a child under the age of 14, reckless operation of a motor vehicle and malicious destruction of property.


Police said the woman driving in the crash that left a grandmother and a 5-year-old girl in critical condition Wednesday will be charged. The driver will be charged with domestic assault and battery, two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a child under the age of 14, reckless operation of a motor vehicle and malicious destruction of property. 

The man called police and said he was having a domestic problem with his ex-girlfriend. He was allegedly driving to the police station and said his ex-girlfriend was following him and trying to hit his truck before the crash occurred. 

Police said the 33-year-old woman driving a green Ford Explorer was chasing a 42-year-old man in a truck. They said she was chasing him after “a domestic incident occurred between the two parties.” The woman is not being named since she is charged with a domestic due to current state laws.


Anyway this story really grinds my shell. I absolutely hate white trash, pajama clad, Walmartians who air their dirty laundry for the world to see. If I wanted to see that every day then I’d watch Jerry Springer and move to Ware. That’s why I purposely choose to avoid it.

But now the white trash behavior is affecting people who aren’t choosing to be a part of it. That’s what pisses me off about this story. It’s bad enough these people have to be so self destructive, but now a 5 year old girl is fighting for her life because of you had to be overly dramatic as usual. Your stupid, meaningless, drug and sex fueled “relationship” was never really going anywhere to begin with. But instead of just moving on and finding someone else, you had to set the world on fire because your failed relationships matter more than the safety of women and children.

It’s cool though because she loves him. She’s just wicked passionate about it and got a little carried away.

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Anyway her name came out this afternoon – Cassandra Mcauliffe.

Naturally she’s got quite the past. Shocking, I know. In 2013 she was arrested for hooking in Main South:

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She’s also been charges in separate cases for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (she threw a vase at the same boyfriend she was chasing yesterday) and leaving the scene of a crime after property damage and marked lanes violations:

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Good think she was out on the roads and driving again. Wouldn’t want to infringe on the rights of career criminals. Bleeding hearts like Jamie Eldridge wouldn’t like that.


Let’s check out her Facebook page before she eventually gets let out on bail. She posts a lot about God because she’s a recovering junkie and that’s just what they do. Never saw that one coming. It looks like she lost her license for five years and only recently got it back. She also isn’t very good at spelling or not crashing her car:

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Good thing she was out on the roads yesterday!!!

She reproduced:

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Not once, not twice, but three times:

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She claims to be a business owner:

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Although when you’re a street walker, I’m pretty sure the pimp is the one who owns the business. Just sayin.

There were warning signs that she was one crazy ass beyoch

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She has a tendency to post things about her boyfriends on Facebook without thinking it through. One time she wanted to delete one of her posts but apparently didn’t know how to take it down:

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Wait until Cassandra finds out about Google. It’s gonna blow her mind.

Her posts read like every single crazy ass beyoch was has ever existed:

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Millions of Americans are in relationships like this. They’re destructive and unhealthy but they stay in them because the sex is good and they think they’re in love. Whatever. If people wanna put themselves through that, then it’s their right to. But for the love of God, do NOT reproduce, and do not drag innocent civilians down with you. Instead of hitting a little girl, why don’t you just drive off a cliff instead? Pretty please?

Finally just three months ago she announced to the world that she wasn’t taking Derek’s bullshit anymore:

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Obviously the boyfriend didn’t do anything wrong, but at the same time, stop dating crackheads. There are plenty of normal women out there. Generally the ones who have been arrested for being prostitutes, had their licenses suspended for five years, and throw vases at you when they’re mad, should be avoided at all costs. Then again, this might be the best that Derek could find.


Anyway, it’s yet another failure of our judicial system. This woman should not have had a license. She should not have been behind the wheel of a car. She’s unbalanced, addicted to drugs, and by her own postings has admitted that she doesn’t know how to drive without rear ending someone. But of course feel good politicians tell us that everyone deserves a million chances and convicted criminals shouldn’t be denied their “rights.” And as a result some poor grandmother and her little granddaughter had to suffer. Had enough yet?


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38 Comment(s)
  • Realist
    July 2, 2016 at 9:46 am

    If the “People’s councilor” was in charge, these things would not be happening!

  • Truthbtold
    July 2, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Think for a minute: protecting the name of a domestic abuser is not to protect the criminal but rather to protect the victim. The law was written with that intent. For example: If you know Mrs Smith is guilty a domestic you will probably assume it’s against Mr Smith or another family member. Which can lead to a whole mess of trouble and/or safety issues, victimization etc etc etc True not. A little reasoning goes a long way.

  • Joe
    July 1, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    She did some time for robbing a bank over a decade ago think it was bank of america on millbury st. Chicks a stone cold gangsta.

  • UsualSuspect
    July 1, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Derek looks like Glass Joe! Too many punches to the head for that one!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 1, 2016 at 11:07 am

      Loved that game as a kid…. Good memories!

  • Steve
    July 1, 2016 at 8:50 am

    Derek no in 116 commonwealth ace arrested driving with a suspended license. Oh yes his story is BELIEVABLE. Wake up Wircester LOSERS

  • John
    July 1, 2016 at 8:41 am

    All you idiots above listening to the boyfriends story, oh yes he call Worcester police and they tell him drive to the police dept. ok believe that story. He is just as much to blame he was driving irrationally , speeding and could have pulled over to avoid the accident, and he shows up in court to her arraignment ok keep believing him,, lastly when you call WPD they say I will send an officer to you location

  • Natalie
    July 1, 2016 at 1:17 am

    Derek is an asshole slumlord. You should dig more into his background. I wonder what he did/said to make her freak out like that. And he knew she was an addict because they did drugs together. He refused to fix and replace things critical to a buildings’ safety. Example: living for 13 months without working smoke or carbon monoxide detectors.

  • PG
    July 1, 2016 at 12:19 am

    Anyone else notice in the prostitute arrest post that she was picked up at 6am? Who the hell is out looking for poon at 6am? Wtf?

    • bigdaddy
      July 4, 2016 at 10:56 am

      some one looking for a quick morning pick me up I guess

  • BobnMic
    July 1, 2016 at 12:09 am

    I still like the drive off a cliff solution. Both of them. Together. Works for me…

  • Publius
    June 30, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    Hopefully Cassandra gets 5-7 in Framingham to rehab.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    June 30, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    I get so annoyed by women who think it’s okay to talk shit about their significant other on Facebook. Hey, how about solving your problems with one another like normal adults do? Rule Number ONE: You NEVER tell anyone, not even close friends personal details about the issues in your relationship. Not only is that disrespectful to your partner, it leaves him/her open for discussion and judgement which is not fair. I would NEVER tell any female friends if my husband and I argue because God forbid they say something out of line I will kick their ovaries because my husband comes first no matter the circumstances!

    With that being said, is anyone here really surprised? Look at her history she was bound to hurt someone eventually. Unfortunately, it was an innocent 5 year old girl and her grandmother. Anyone who sticks up for this piece of shit deserves to be in critical condition, not two innocent people minding their business walking down the street. I hope for a recovery for both child and grandmother. Such a tragic situation.

    • ProfessorM
      June 30, 2016 at 11:52 pm

      I love the ones that change their relationship status like they are changing socks, and add a stupid story to go along with it every time…. Screw him, I hate him, he got drunk and did this… Oh we are so in love, he bought me this bracelet and has promised not to drink again.. Fuck him, he doesn’t care about my feelings… Oh he cooked me a wonderful dinner….. All with pictures to go along with it… If you need Facebook to justify your relationship status, you’ve got fucking problems.

  • Drylaw
    June 30, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    I love how meat holes like this skank always have dr appointments, medical tests, pt……
    And we get to pay for it……everything free in America

  • Dark Truth
    June 30, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Every time this loser kissed her he got to taste all the cock she sucked on the mean streets of Worcester.

  • Princess Go Fuck Yourself
    June 30, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Oh my gosh! Is that some sort of burn, John? Quick! Someone please please please get me some aloe! Ouchies!

  • John
    June 30, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Princess go collect your monthly welfare and food stamps keep talking

  • Princess Go Fuck Yourself
    June 30, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Janice, you fucking dipshit, why don’t YOU go get that trash bag some help if you’re so damn worried about her? Let us know when you fucking do. I bet you won’t, because you’re just a stupid cunt. Go live in your fantasy world and care more about junkies than the innocent. Go fuck yourself & and your ridiculous views. Idiot. Like aa says: seriously, shut the fuck up.
    Go back to UselessVille. Douche.

  • wtatnuckgansta
    June 30, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Chicks in Mass don’t know how to be single. It’s part of the Irish breeding process.

  • Janice
    June 30, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Aa, You seriously need an anger management class, let’s look at your past criminal history??????

    • Shackleford
      June 30, 2016 at 11:10 pm

      Fuck off you criminal apologist. I wish they’d take all your money to help these junkies, and none of mine. Go hug your addict boyfriend or go shoot up, whichever it is.

  • Joe Max
    June 30, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    She’ll blame it on drug abuse and play the victim role. Heard the boyfriend being interviewed, seems pretty logical. Maybe John Kerry’s long lost son ? On the other hand I doubt it, he made too much sense when he was on the news !

    • ItsAllABadDream
      June 30, 2016 at 8:25 pm

      Funny when I saw him on the news I thought John Kerry’s redneck cousin

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      June 30, 2016 at 11:21 pm

      Exactly. Dealt with a drunk driver. I tried to get an RO but he actually got off using his drinking problem as a victim thing to cover the fact that he’s got a million DUIs and beat the shit out of another chick. FUCK THAT. So, now I still have a crazy guy dicking with me because of his “disease” and god knows his condition when he’s out there driving around. Can’t wait to have a car come at me again!

  • Januce
    June 30, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Instead of people being so critical maybe someone should assist her with getting into a Addiction rehab clinic, why are people so critical

    • aa
      June 30, 2016 at 6:22 pm

      Shut the fuck up janice. Seriously, shit the fuck up..she chose to do one fucking made her go on a bender and drive over a little girl. Just shut the fuck up you cunt

    • John Wick
      June 30, 2016 at 8:43 pm

      Probably because we’re tired of shithead, loser, life-wastes like this shitbird who then act like a complete fucking lunatic and hits two people while driving.

      Want compassion? Fuck you. Nope. All out of fucks to give. Junkies get exactly what they fucking deserve. Nothing.

    • Bulldog
      June 30, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      Addiction Rehab Clinic. What an oxymoron. You mean like Spectrum Health where they keep you addicted so that they can continue to make bundles of money off your insurance. You wanna stay clean, NA,AA

    • bird
      June 30, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      She can’t be rehabilitated.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 30, 2016 at 11:13 pm

      I love being a woman, I really do.. but on days like this I wish I had testicles so I could teabag you with them after I jog in 90 degree weather. Not a nice pair of testes either.. I would have the really long ones that look like a worn out pair of gym socks holding wet sand. How’s that for critical?

      • Fiesty loves eating shitty assholes
        July 1, 2016 at 8:30 am

        Goodmorning Fiesty , just looking to see where your poking your face into and of course here you are running your mouth! Lol your must be one pathtic braud if your not getting paid to be posting comments on the worthless piece of trash site! Have a good fourth of July and remember people died for the independence of this country for our freedom but not excatly for you to miss use your freedom either with your uneducated mouth flapping!

        • Princess Go Fuck Yourself
          July 1, 2016 at 8:37 am

          I wish there was an internet filter that would ban morons like this shitty asshole character that can’t spell or God forbid make any sense. Step right up and get your incoherent ramblings here! Enjoy your independence, Jackass! I hope Fiesty can find some old man’s balls to slap around on your face.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            July 1, 2016 at 11:05 am

            I wish I could as well… Unfortunately she is so hideous even an old mans balls would shrivel up so high they would virtually be ineffective at tea bagging.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          July 1, 2016 at 11:04 am

          “Oh boyyyy OH IT’S A BIG ONE!!! Must be 150lbs at least…well below the waist..I’m reeling her in… GOT IT! *removes fat cunt from fishing pole*”

          Hi Ashley!! You know how I know it’s you? Well, because your first name was, “Fiesty loves pussy” and it makes sense because you are upset that I posted your pussy shots all over the internet, and you’re sticking up for Giancarlo – you’re Venezuelan skinny jean wearing puto boyfriend! Of course, you’re smart enough to NOT post on the new article where I made fun of your huge thighs. So, you do it here. When you and I argued on the original Zambrano article, you kept telling me I was flapping my mouth and how I’m a “fake” lawyer. You did it just now, and yesterday as well. If you’re going to troll me at least learn how to NOT repeat the same jokes – you give yourself away.

          Also, I recently (before the Zambrano issue) ran into you at court 2 times in a week. I was thinking this morning how awesome it is that we end up chatting here instead of at Dudley. Simply because I don’t want to have a conversation with a criminal bitch hiding behind a PO uniform. I didn’t like you then, and I highly dislike you now. If we ever run into each other again I will smile in your face, and because you’re a stupid cunt you’re going to smile back and have no idea…. That shit turns me on to know that you will be friendly with me because you have no idea who the fuck I am. It really makes my nipples hard – glass cutting hard. 🙂

          Listen, I don’t see anything wrong with curvy women, I really don’t. So as long as their curves are proportional to the rest of their body. Hell, I would be a hypocrite if I disliked curvy women. You, on the other hand, are built like sponge bob in REVERSE. This is NOT sexy.

          Really though Ashley… your online threats are cute and adorable. If you weren’t built like a meat mallet I would kiss you, but not on the lips because I don’t want to taste Giancarlo’s rectum.

    • JoeMomma
      July 1, 2016 at 7:34 am

      A bullet between the eye’s will fix her crack problem.

  • nsdfncakn
    June 30, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    what’s wrong with his face

    • aa
      June 30, 2016 at 6:20 pm

      He is a crack head. They tend to look like shit

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