Why Is The Worcester Police Facebook Page Trying To Protect Shitheads From Public Shaming?

Why Is The Worcester Police Facebook Page Trying To Protect Shitheads From Public Shaming?

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We have nothing but love and respect for the Worcester Police Department. But we had to share this because it’s really starting to grind our gears:


So let me get this straight. Some pscyho broad lures a coworker into the bathroom and kicks the shit out of her. Then she grabs a knife and slashes her, but before the cops get there she runs away. Now the WPD wants the public’s help, even though they OBVIOUSLY know who she is since she works at Wild Willy’s and was hired by someone there, her coworkers know her name, and she’s filled out all the proper tax forms. So what do they want our help with? They didn’t even give us a freaking name!! God I hate this shit. And like I said, I have nothing but respect for the WPD, but their Facebook page is a fucking joke. I don’t know why it’s like this, but I have a feeling it’s because they’re scared of the PC police. If they put someone’s name up there it could be considered public humiliation and hurt the crazy chick’s feels.

Hey here’s an idea – tell us her name. Ya know, because that might help public locate her. Or else what the hell are you even telling us this story for? What the fuck do you want us to do? Are this chick an illegal immigrant? Are they trying to give her sanctuary since Worcester is a sanctuary city? I wouldn’t know because they haven’t told us anything. Meanwhile there’s a pscyho broad running the streets who just stabbed a chick, and the public has no fucking clue who it is because whoever is calling the shots for the WPD is scared of these pole polishers.

Look at what other police departments across the state do. Here’s Springfield:

Notice how they give us a picture? I bet Wild Willy’s has cameras. That might help us find this Crazy Chief Stabaho.

And when the SPD brings in a peach fuzzed waste of space they let the public know:

Thanks for keeping the public informed and utilizing social media effectively SPD.

And remember when we wrote about these sticky fingered ratchets?

Yea, shoutout to the Dartmouth PD for using humor and technology to bring them to justice. They turned themselves within hours of being publicly shamed. How bow dah?

Sturbridge PD is constantly sharing images every time some lurchbeast like this pulls a fast one at Wal-Mart:

Only a matter of time until Thicky Minaj is in cuffs.

Lynn PD does it:

Fall River PD does it:

Bourne PD has perfected it:

I don’t know who is running these pages, but I guarantee they’re under the age of 45. And the last thing they give a shit about is some loudmouth from the ACLU whining about the bad guy’s feels.

Not Worcester though. They don’t have a single picture of a suspect on the entire page. Nothing but words and feel good meaningless shit like this:

It’s like political propaganda for the McGovern Crime family. Look who’s in that picture. Tony Economou, Kate Toomey, and Mayor Joe Petty – all of whom voted to make Worcester a sanctuary city, and thus made it impossible for WPD to do immigration checks on criminals. Is the chick who stabbed the other chick here legally? Guess we’ll never know since they’re not allowed to look that up.

Who else is in that pic? Sarai Rivera. A City Councilor who voted against a resolution stating that the Council supported the WPD. Khrystian King, a City Councilor who was recently arrested by the Cambridge PD and took away valuable police resources at rush hour time because he wanted to play social justice warrior. District Attorney Joe Early, who got Auburn Police Officer Ron Tarentino killed because he kept Jorge Zambrano out of jail because “prison wasn’t working for him.”

The bottom line is that the Worcester PD doesn’t put their names and pictures out there because at the end of this day Worcester is controlled by a gang of PC shitheads who hate the police and LOVE criminals. That’s what it comes down to. Professional shithead-loving assholes like Dan Margolis, Jordan Berg-Powers, Gerardo Schiano, Etel Haxhiaj, Chris Robarge, Joyce McNickles, Sarai Rivera, Khyrstian King and the rest of the Rice-a-Roni patrol would raise bloody hell if the cops “shamed” a criminal like this. Only Turtleboy and other racists shame criminals like this.

But guess what? They’re gonna hate you no matter what, because hating cops is the only thing they know how to do. And Worcester is hardly the only police force that is lacking when it comes to social media.  There’s no excuse for a modern day Police Department to invest all this money into other shit, and not have one of their own do the FB page for free. It takes 30 seconds to write a Facebook post. Everyone’s on Facebook. Bad guys get caught immediately. And ultimately that is the only thing that matters.




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10 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    June 27, 2017 at 4:21 am

    “the WPD is scared of these pole polishers”

    Are you out of your fucking mind Turtleboy? Holy shit!!!

    • BobnMic
      June 27, 2017 at 4:22 am

      What the fuck is happening here for real?

  • Realist
    June 26, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Really? You turned a blog about the WPD Facebook page into a political hit piece for your boy Gaffney.

    • Wabbitt
      June 27, 2017 at 2:58 pm

      Is your ass sore? It must be since you’ve forever got a wild hair across it over Councilman Gaffney.

  • Boring
    June 26, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    They were probably in a relationship with one another. No names is domestics

  • Fastmark
    June 26, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    These guys couldn’t even get a pic without a “for lease” sign in the background. Pretty much sums it up how friendly they are to bussiness.

  • Jack
    June 26, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    They’re obviously a bunch of generic clones who run this city. This is no surprise, but glad you reported it. But nothing will change, guaranteed.

  • The Executioner
    June 26, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Worcester City management is a complete joke. Meanwhile, they keep stiffing it to us taxpayers while they do nothing to improve the City. There is absolutely no excuse for the pitiful state of the City when it lies in the “heart of the Commonwealth”, has a major CSX interchange, commuter rail service (too infrequent), bus lines, and other hub like features not taken advantage of. I could never understand how Worcester was only a half step above Springfield. But look at that picture and it all becomes crystal clear. City Management are a bunch of complete losers. They are dragging the rest of us down with them and their lousy decision making.

  • fordsnharleys
    June 26, 2017 at 8:30 am

    I’m surprised no one sent you the info so you could solve another local crime others cannot be bothered with.

  • Stunt Pennie
    June 26, 2017 at 7:21 am

    “they OBVIOUSLY know who she is since she works at Wild Willy’s and was hired by someone there, her coworkers know her name, and she’s filled out all the proper tax forms”

    Big assumption these days. More likely an illegal alien with fraudulent social security numbers, or, hired because they knew she was illegal and paid her under the table; in which case, her name, address, etc., are all fake.

    Agree about the cameras/pics though.

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