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Willy From Webster Might Be The Easiest Criminal To Identify Ever

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Connecticut State Police are looking for a man who is responsible for an armed hold up in Thompson. And William “Billy” Barr is the most Webster person who has ever marked his territory in Webster ever……

 

 

 

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Oh man, this guy’s gonna be hard to find!!! Note to self – get facial tattoos AFTER armed robbery. I can’t decide what the most Webster aspect of this man is – the cash money facial tattoo, or the bootleg Voke-stache he’s working on.

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Anyway, based on the comments everyone says he’s around town. Others said he had already skipped town to move to Florida with his girlfriend Tracy. Because let’s be honest – there’s a 99% chance Florida was in this guy’s long term plans at some point. Florida is basically Webster on steroids. Old people go there to retire. Young people go there when they commit to “get their life together” after committing armed robberies in Thompson. Just ask Joey Amoroso. These two are cut from the same cloth.

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Anyway, you would think Tracy would wanna lay low a little bit now that her man is on the run. But she just couldn’t resist the appeal of squashing the DCF rumors on the Facebook machine:

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Joey Webster might be the greatest name I’ve ever heard. I might rename Turtleboy Jr. “Joey Webster” just because. Anyway, this obviously became a gateway to her profile which instantly brought you to these snapshots of the lovebirds:

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That’s some hot Webster love right there. Apparently this guy’s been spreading his seed around all over Worcester County:

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Oh yea, you deserve way better than Willy Webster girl!! Who wouldn’t look at this face…

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and think, “I’d like to be impregnated by that man”?

So yea, if you see this guy, call the Webster Police. Or any police really. I know, he’s gonna be really hard to identify, but just look for the guy who looks like he woke up while his buddies were drawing a penis on his face with magic marker.

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21 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    November 11, 2015 at 11:50 pm

    What a numbskull with those idiot neck tattoos. No chance of a CEO position on your future dipshit.

  • Publius
    November 11, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    Glad to see one of poster confirmed what seemed to be apparent from photos. He is just a little fella.

  • jim
    November 11, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    he is a drug addict scumbag

  • Loyal Reader
    November 11, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    This guy belongs in hollywood, specifically in a remake of the 1958 classic, The Defiant Ones, starring Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier as two transported, prison-escapees who are bound together by handcuffs but divided by racial hatred. The remake will star William Barr as an embittered white cracker chained to Clive McFarlane, recently imprisoned on a repeat DUI offense. The huge hand of fate intervenes to overturn their prison transport van in Kelly Square freeing these two embittered foes, manacled together, to make good their escape through the mean streets of Worcester. Their goal? To claim sanctuary in the transgender bathroom of Sarai Rivera’s church, and to be married by Ed Augustus.

    • Websta
      November 11, 2015 at 3:17 pm

      Awesome!

    • Fillet o fish
      November 12, 2015 at 7:33 pm

      Loyal Reader, THAT is the best comment ever. I am crying.

  • Someone else
    November 11, 2015 at 10:00 am

    Had the privilege of meeting this upstanding pillar of the community once. He asked me to tattoo his face. I have very strong feelings about doing facial tattoos, I’m not against them totally but am against people getting them to look like this. After I told him that I would not do it he became very upset and started cursing in my shop and getting very confrontational.
    I physically had to remove him (wasn’t very hard either 🙂 he’s a real tough guy lol)
    Needless to say this was a chance meeting I will never forget.
    I’d “join in” with the rest of you and call him a scumbag but I think that would be a huge disservice to actual BAGS OF SCUM

    • judyb
      November 11, 2015 at 10:35 pm

      To”Someone Else” – Kudos for not saying ok to the face tattoo and then giving him a unicorn or rainbow instead! LOL Got to be a REAL tough guy to walk around with a butterfly tattooed under your eye!

  • Duckhunter Jones
    November 11, 2015 at 9:17 am

    Yeah, he’s not from Webster. He’s from Sutton and goes by Bill Bar. His sister’s the complete opposite of this kid, feel bad for her. This guy has been a douche for as long as I can remember. One time he called in a bomb threat in the 4th grade (who does that shit?) and tried to blame it on me. The principal laughed and kicked his ass out of school for a week or so. He was also the shortest kid in school. Saw him once while I was in college, still short. Can’t imagine him getting much taller.

    • unreal
      November 11, 2015 at 2:39 pm

      Which sister lol considering he has 2 of them?

  • Ted
    November 11, 2015 at 9:01 am

    Backwards, that is.

  • Ted
    November 11, 2015 at 9:00 am

    Judy, you are making WAY too much sense for the potheads you’re addressing. They will never flow your sage advice. Oh and Joe D , you got it all bavkwards – this migrant trail runs South to North.

  • ninja turtleboy
    November 11, 2015 at 6:48 am

    wow he’s hot

  • JoeD
    November 11, 2015 at 6:11 am

    Willy is not form Webster, obvious from the comments. Just another p.o.s. the lying sack of Sherrif decided to dump on the streets of Webster thru his early release plan. Basically puts these Worcester type scumbags on a bus to Webster and asks them to check in from time to time. Sorry Turtleblamer, he’s more than likely a product of your environment then he is of Webster’s.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    November 11, 2015 at 1:22 am

    I can honestly say – Big Willy isn’t a regular at my place of employment. I forget everyone, but that mofo stands out.

  • judyb
    November 10, 2015 at 11:49 pm

    Hey “ladies” – After seeing the baby mama FB page, here’s a little public service announcement:

    How about showing some self-respect (and/or self-restraint)? Typically, it doesn’t take a lot to get pregnant; it DOES take a lot before you start making babies to marry a decent guy who can and will legally provide for his family and be there for everyone.

    So…maybe a little less FB posts about enjoying smoking pot, needing more tattoos, and expecting another illegitimate child with a guy you couldn’t wait to sleep with, but will complain FOR THE REST OF THIS CHILD’S LIFE ABOUT because the guy is a dirtbag, sperm donor, deadbeat, etc.

    Think about your child/future children and stop setting them up for a life of poverty and you complaining about how their daddy/daddies is/are useless (really makes a child feel wanted) and you are soooo bad off because of him/them.

    GROW UP!

    (PS – Nice piece to run the same day as the one about the Malpass case. #cautionarytale)

    • Sam Burnside
      November 11, 2015 at 12:09 pm

      That was a seriously BRILLIANT comment!

  • Lincoln Street Turtle Rider
    November 10, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    Sad. I knew him when he was a kid…and even then he was looking for trouble… his sister is livid at all the bad press he’s getting right now… i just hope he does the right thing and turn himself in sooner rather than later.

    • unreal
      November 11, 2015 at 3:02 pm

      Which sister he has 2

      • Websta
        November 11, 2015 at 3:10 pm

        The sister he’s dating.

      • Websta
        November 11, 2015 at 3:11 pm

        I hear banjo music.

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