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Connecticut State Police are looking for a man who is responsible for an armed hold up in Thompson. And William “Billy” Barr is the most Webster person who has ever marked his territory in Webster ever……
Oh man, this guy’s gonna be hard to find!!! Note to self – get facial tattoos AFTER armed robbery. I can’t decide what the most Webster aspect of this man is – the cash money facial tattoo, or the bootleg Voke-stache he’s working on.
Anyway, based on the comments everyone says he’s around town. Others said he had already skipped town to move to Florida with his girlfriend Tracy. Because let’s be honest – there’s a 99% chance Florida was in this guy’s long term plans at some point. Florida is basically Webster on steroids. Old people go there to retire. Young people go there when they commit to “get their life together” after committing armed robberies in Thompson. Just ask Joey Amoroso. These two are cut from the same cloth.
Anyway, you would think Tracy would wanna lay low a little bit now that her man is on the run. But she just couldn’t resist the appeal of squashing the DCF rumors on the Facebook machine:
Joey Webster might be the greatest name I’ve ever heard. I might rename Turtleboy Jr. “Joey Webster” just because. Anyway, this obviously became a gateway to her profile which instantly brought you to these snapshots of the lovebirds:
That’s some hot Webster love right there. Apparently this guy’s been spreading his seed around all over Worcester County:
and think, “I’d like to be impregnated by that man”?
So yea, if you see this guy, call the Webster Police. Or any police really. I know, he’s gonna be really hard to identify, but just look for the guy who looks like he woke up while his buddies were drawing a penis on his face with magic marker.
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