The City of Fall River has yet to rid itself of the criminal sophomoric baby Mayor they inexplicably put into officer in the first place, with the March 12th recall vote right around the corner. Somehow, in the meantime, they’ve somehow figured out how to turn the cities politics into a complete fucking trollfest, with petty stunts that somehow make the mayor look almost good, by comparison, which is insane considering he was trolling the media with childish “fake news” memes not too long ago, posting his tinder account for all to see despite having a girlfriend, and most recently, offering and quickly rescinding to pay back the $306,000 he ripped off from investors and promptly blew on a Mercedes-Benz C300 sport sedan, strippers, fresh designer threads and presumably a fuckton of Hennessy and Rumchata, because he’s not just a regular mayor, he’s a party mayor!
“Fall River Mayor Jasiel F. Correia II has pulled back his offer to make financial amends to investors he’s been federally charged with defrauding as a recall election threatening to jeopardize his political career looms next week.
Federal prosecutors, suspect of Correia’s timing and motive for making the offer in the first place, told U.S. District Court Magistrate Judge Donald L. Cabell in response to Tuesday’s withdrawal that “the government is unaware of the source of” the $306,000 Correia last month proposed paying back through his attorney Kevin J. Reddington.
“Correia filed his initial motion three weeks before a recall election with major political implications for him,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Zachary R. Hafer fired back Tuesday in a strongly worded court filing.
……..Hafer noted in his response the government proposed the trial teams jointly file a motion to transfer the $306,000 “to a fund controlled by the Court, until the conclusion of the criminal case, at which time the victims could be made whole.”
Hafer claimed the offer was rejected and it was not mentioned by Reddington.
“The apparent political timing, the prompt withdrawal, the omission of the government’s proposal from his memo, and the brazen attempt to blame the government for the victims not getting their money back … it is clear that the motion was not a good faith effort to obtain legal relief,” Hafer said.”
“Hey, I’ll pay you back, even though I dindonuffin…..pysche!” It’s a wonder this kid is able to even pull his pants on feet first every morning. Holy shit. Not only is he a qualifier for Ratchet Madness this year, in every photograph of him taken ever, he looks perpetually confused.
Just when things are looking really grim for babyface “Lapdance” Correia, his longtime arch nemesis and even young and stupider arch nemesis, Collin Dias, emerges and….helps him off the ropes?
Don’t worry, it wasn’t intentional. Collin, for unknown reasons that can really only be attributed to massive amounts of bong rips and PBR followed by a hilarious binge session of prank wars, decided it would be wise to attempt to “discredit” the Mayor that does a pretty fucking good job of discrediting himself, by parking his car a cunthair away from the city vehicle driven by Jasiel in an otherwise completely empty parking lot, wait for the mayor to get back into the vehicle, and video tape the entire ensuring bitch-off to post to social media.
And as it was later pointed out, the kid totally did on purpose, because it was an epic burn, you guys!
Congratulations, dumbass, you somehow managed to do the exact opposite of what you set out to do with this one.
Jesus H Christ, kid. And you want to run for City Council? Jasiel’s public image has been taking a beating lately, with the Federal indictment and everything….maybe he should hire you to do his PR? You’ve done quite the job already for free.
It’s literally a couple of school boys in a pissing match. That is what Fall River has devolved in to. You’ve got a ratchet criminal in officer who blows investor funds on hookers and lap dances, and gunning for him is a barely pubescent community college student who argues with constituents on Facebook like it’s Xbox live.
And arguing over maturity…..
This explains Fall River entirely. This is why it’s the scummiest of the scum buckets on the South Coast, right here. Because these are the brightest and best the whole shitstain of a city has to offer. At this point, I hope they recall Correia and put Doogie Howser in office instead.
Sure, he’s a fictional televison character played by 15-year old Neil Patrick Harris, but somehow he seems entirely more qualified right about now.