With The Recall Vote Impending, Fall River Politics Is Rapidly Devolving Into A Very Public Ratchet Fight And It’s Mesmerizing To Watch

The City of Fall River has yet to rid itself of the criminal sophomoric baby Mayor they inexplicably put into officer in the first place, with the March 12th recall vote right around the corner. Somehow, in the meantime, they’ve somehow figured out how to turn the cities politics into a complete fucking trollfest, with petty stunts that somehow make the mayor look almost good, by comparison, which is insane considering he was trolling the media with childish “fake news” memes not too long ago, posting his tinder account for all to see despite having a girlfriend, and most recently, offering and quickly rescinding to pay back the $306,000 he ripped off from investors and promptly blew on a  Mercedes-Benz C300 sport sedan, strippers, fresh designer threads and presumably a fuckton of Hennessy and Rumchata, because he’s not just a regular mayor, he’s a party mayor!

Boston Herald: 


“Fall River Mayor Jasiel F. Correia II has pulled back his offer to make financial amends to investors he’s been federally charged with defrauding as a recall election threatening to jeopardize his political career looms next week.

Federal prosecutors, suspect of Correia’s timing and motive for making the offer in the first place, told U.S. District Court Magistrate Judge Donald L. Cabell in response to Tuesday’s withdrawal that “the government is unaware of the source of” the $306,000 Correia last month proposed paying back through his attorney Kevin J. Reddington.

“Correia filed his initial motion three weeks before a recall election with major political implications for him,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Zachary R. Hafer fired back Tuesday in a strongly worded court filing.

……..Hafer noted in his response the government proposed the trial teams jointly file a motion to transfer the $306,000 “to a fund controlled by the Court, until the conclusion of the criminal case, at which time the victims could be made whole.”

Hafer claimed the offer was rejected and it was not mentioned by Reddington.

“The apparent political timing, the prompt withdrawal, the omission of the government’s proposal from his memo, and the brazen attempt to blame the government for the victims not getting their money back … it is clear that the motion was not a good faith effort to obtain legal relief,” Hafer said.”


“Hey, I’ll pay you back, even though I dindonuffin…..pysche!” It’s a wonder this kid is able to even pull his pants on feet first every morning. Holy shit. Not only is he a qualifier for Ratchet Madness this year, in every photograph of him taken ever, he looks perpetually confused.

You mean we can’t have unlimited wings and dollar drafts every Thursday at city hall, even though it’s “Thirsty Thursday”? How does this work?


Just when things are looking really grim for babyface “Lapdance” Correia, his longtime arch nemesis and even young and stupider arch nemesis, Collin Dias, emerges and….helps him off the ropes?

I am also confused by words.


Don’t worry, it wasn’t intentional. Collin, for unknown reasons that can really only be attributed to massive amounts of bong rips and PBR followed by a hilarious binge session of prank wars, decided it would be wise to attempt to “discredit” the Mayor that does a pretty fucking good job of discrediting himself, by parking his car a cunthair away from the city vehicle driven by Jasiel in an otherwise completely empty parking lot, wait for the mayor to get back into the vehicle, and video tape the entire ensuring bitch-off to post to social media.



And as it was later pointed out, the kid totally did on purpose, because it was an epic burn, you guys!


Congratulations, dumbass, you somehow managed to do the exact opposite of what you set out to do with this one.


Jesus H Christ, kid. And you want to run for City Council? Jasiel’s public image has been taking a beating lately, with the Federal indictment and everything….maybe he should hire you to do his PR? You’ve done quite the job already for free.


It’s literally a couple of school boys in a pissing match. That is what Fall River has devolved in to. You’ve got a ratchet criminal in officer who blows investor funds on hookers and lap dances, and gunning for him is a barely pubescent community college student who argues with constituents on Facebook like it’s Xbox live.


And arguing over maturity…..

I. Can’t.

This explains Fall River entirely. This is why it’s the scummiest of the scum buckets on the South Coast, right here. Because these are the brightest and best the whole shitstain of a city has to offer. At this point, I hope they recall Correia and put Doogie Howser in office instead.

Sure, he’s a fictional televison character played by 15-year old Neil Patrick Harris, but somehow he seems entirely more qualified right about now.

23 Comment(s)
  • New Amsterdam
    March 9, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I was delivering to the plaza where rite aid and rent a center is, don’t know which street, but the mayor had a suv pumping out toons today around 10am and people holding signs, actually all over fall river were mayor signs. Lots of people honking, earth wind and fire blaring, lots of support for correira. Another contender Camacho i think had his supporters out in other parts of the city. Fall River is truly a shithole. I wonder if Elizabeth Warren knows what route (s) bring you to Fall River

  • Mayor Correia here
    March 9, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    What money?

  • Helen Lovejoy
    March 9, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    I blame the schools.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    March 9, 2019 at 10:29 am

    BT, you need to learn how to copy the videos.

    March 9, 2019 at 9:49 am

    Hey now, not all millennials are dumb or dont know about politics. Not all millennials are like the others. there are a few of us out there who actually know what’s going on. There are some that were not coddled or had brain dead parents. There are some who dont get offended or let our feelings get hurt.
    There are some of us who just want to lead happy normal lives and try to make this world a better place. We dont all want to watch the world burn my friend. The problem is, we can not speak up about it. Like I said before I’m not afraid for my life if i speak up. I’m afraid of the other shit that people will do. I.e. get me fired from my job & stuff like that.
    Some of us are not ratchet nor do we beleave what others say. Some of us are very intelligent and know what we are talking about. Some of us are not brainwashed and can think critical for our self. There is not alot of us but there are a few. I would love to go on the live show with UTB and talk about all of the nonsense that’s going on but in the prospective of a normal millennial.

    The mind of a conservative millennial I would call it.
    I dont have social media to get into contact. Shit I dont even have an email address. I do know that alot of you guys know that I’m a millennial. a lot of you see my points as being valid and true. I dont sugar coat anything. I’m true and honest. Most of my opinions are actually facts. I even thought about possibly writing for TB a while ago. when he had that open blogger call. I’m sure I probably would have been picked. I think it crucial that people hear the prospective of someone normal in my generation. The only reason I didnt go through with it. is i figured no one would take me seriously. Get the old “what does he know, hes just a kid” I also dont have social media. I have seen what it has done to our society since its inception. I have seen families, friendships, communities all destroyed because of social media. I will not play into it. I will not allow my self to be subject to the insanity on those platforms. I’m a good kid who can think on his own. I do my part every day. I’ll be damnd if I subject my self to that trash.

    Plus as you all know I cant write for shit. I dont care it’s not my strong suit. Does it mean I’m dumb or not educated no. I was just never good at writing or spelling. That does not mean I can not read really well, that does not mean that I do not have an extensive vocabulary. I know what the words I use mean. Unlike some my age. It just means that I’m not good at writing. I’m more of a verbal person. Writing is not my thing but everything else I excelled at. That is fine, it does not bother me at all. I could see if I wanted to write for a living but I didnt. I chose another career path. I love my career and excel in my field. Do I get shit for being a millennial, yes I do. Though its because my coworkers & colleagues can not fathom that I am not like the others. They are shocked that I’m the age I am and dont think like the rest.

    Sorry for another long one. I just want you all to know that some of us are not like them In any way. Some of us can actually be taken seriously.

    • WeRFucked
      March 10, 2019 at 7:30 am

      You don’t have social media? You don’t have email?

      You’re not a millennial.

  • Stunt Penis
    March 9, 2019 at 5:57 am

    We have many more years of scenarios like this to watch play out as more and more clueless millennial start to get involved in politics.

    and to think there are politicians who want to lower the voting age to 16… lmao

    we’re fucking doomed.

    time to sit back and watch the show with a cold one.

  • Thom McCann
    Cooter Davenport
    March 9, 2019 at 5:56 am

    You would never see this behavior in Hazzard County. Who is Liitle Joe Joe Kennedy endorsing in this recall race? Last time I seen him down in the Arm Pit he was drooling while doing a State of The Union rebuttal. First time he ever stepped foot into a Voc Tech School.

  • Lizzie Borden
    March 9, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Come visit my childhood home. It’s Fall Rivers biggest attraction. Learn about historical murders while possibly witnessing some real ones. Come for the corrupt politicians and stay for the abundance of poverty and drug abuse.
    40 wacks with a xanax

  • FR pride
    March 8, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Does Chris Herren’s brother still host a pirate radio show down there?

  • Arch Stanton
    Happy Harry HardOn
    March 8, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Fall River needs an enema.

    p.s., Frugal Fannie and Randy Randall both suck ass. One is the alter ego of the other.

  • Y
    March 8, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    NPH wouldn’t do that:

  • Hillary HardOn Clinton
    March 8, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Fucking Amateurs.

  • MrSmiley
    March 8, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Fall River needs climate change to happen faster. Awaay into the ocean shitholeee. What the fuck with the moron kids getting on the ballot there?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 8, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    The first lad to publicly give his opponent a wedgie has my vote.

  • General Lee
    March 8, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    What a bunch of clowns. Let’s guess what party they are in
    Where was Liz Warren and her war party to help the mayor? He is a “person of color”
    By the way why is it wrong to say colored person but person of color is OK? What’s the difference?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      March 8, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      I am willing to head to Fall River with Elder Nathan Phillips and his peace drum and try to reach some type of accord among the candidates.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 8, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Trump will give him a job at the White House any day now

    • Huggy Bear
      March 8, 2019 at 12:38 pm

      Was the mayor a good topper to your mom when she blew him?

    • Francis Mom
      March 8, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      My son Francis Sidebottom takes BBC while wearing his Pink Pussy hat!

    • johny yuma
      March 9, 2019 at 11:30 pm

      Francis sidebottom has a stretched anus just like his father and grandfather, 3 generations of debauchery. Filthy degenerate perverts

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 8, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    The Geese wanted him, they deserve this shithead.. One of their own.. How’s that working out.?

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 8, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    I hope the mayor survives so this can continue, they deserve him.

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