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Woonsocket Wang Donkey Is Upset That 62 Latin Kings Were Arrested Because We Focus Too Much On The Murdering And Not Enough On The Good Things They Do


The feds came down hard on the Latin Kings this weekend in New Bedford and Worcester.


First of all, Andrew Lelling is the most underrated law enforcement officer ever, and reason number 50,000 why Trump winning was a great thing. Ever since he’s been put in charge of law and order around here we’ve seen one criminal after another brought to justice. This is the guy who sent a message to activist judges like Shelley Joseph, that if you let an illegal immigrant escape out the backdoor of a Newton courthouse to avoid ICE, you will be charged.

He’s the same guy who had Juicy Jasiel Correia arrested for a bunch of really serious crimes twice. And now he’s taken down 62 members of the Latin Kings.

First of all, the entire concept of a gang is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s bunch of adults joining club. Except they all eventually die or go to jail. You don’t see a lot of gangbangers cashing in their 401K’s.

Secondly, to show you just how bootleg the Latin Kings are, this is their leader.

A Hispanic gang run by a dago. That’s how incompetent the Latin Kings are. They had to outsource their gangstas in order to become a real gang.

The fact that 62 violent drug dealing gangbangers involved in human trafficking and murdering people are off the streets, should be something we all agree is universally good. But we do have someone who disagrees. Meet Kristil Wilson from Woonsocket.

As you can see, the Latin Kings use her for yogurt slinging target practice. And she is NOT happy about this arrest.

Yea yo, why they only be focusing on the bad things the Latin Kings be doing? Sure, they have a tendency to murder, sex traffic, and sell heroin. But they also put on one hell of a pancake breakfast!!

Look at how mad these upstanding citizens are.

Road island be tripping!! They don’t have good plows on Nantucket so the roads are all fucked up.

Of course this crotch critter reproduced, and you’ll never guess what she named her poon polyps.

Prince and Princess. This is officially the gayest gang in the history of the world.

Yea, not all kings and queens partake in the crime. Some of them, like Kristin, are just there to be impregnated by those who do commit the crimes.

Keep up the great work Andrew Lelling.


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54 Comment(s)
  • Those kids are doomed
    December 10, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Prince and Princess?
    What in the skagbag skeletor busted and encrusted ravioli shit is this?
    She must have read the Michael Jackson Book of Baby Names.

    • Dianna
      March 18, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      this is seriously pathetic she needs to be in a jail cell with them thank you Andrew Lelling

  • Like Royalty of old, Off With Their Heads.
    December 8, 2019 at 9:34 am

    These psychotic jerks would take your life over an unintended glance at a stop light, they live by their own rules. I’m glad their retirement plan is prison or death. But that’s too long and they do too much damage on the way.

    I see these homicidal punks driving around middle of a work day 3 or 4 to a car, got the crown logo somewhere around dash. They think they’re bad but if the gloves were off these vermin would be neutralized overnight.

    Outsource their rehabilitation to the Chinese Government in China.

  • Randolph
    December 7, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    I’d like to take a Cleveland steamer between her tits
    And finish up by giving her a dirty sanchez

  • Leigha g's dirty clam
    December 7, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I have gone to wakes to pay my respects for people that look healthier than this broad. Get that corpse a latin king burrito asap!

  • Phong
    December 7, 2019 at 1:15 am

    She’s just mad that she’ll have to find another 60 guys to pass her around. Fuckin’ freight train.

  • Suzy Snowflake
    December 7, 2019 at 12:34 am

    If you look up trash bag in the dictionary her face is there

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 6, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Per usual, her trashy look got my attention. But messing with gang girls is a bad bad idea.

    Ironic that her ‘gina turds have names that they’ll never live up to. Those kids have no chance whatsoever.

  • Black and gold never fold?
    December 6, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    They do too – in the prison laundry – mic drop!

  • Alex
    December 6, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    She’s even an insult to the swamp yankees

  • ERIC b
    December 6, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    I’d rather do Rosie O’Donnell

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    December 6, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    so they have an ass cannolli sucking italian as their leader? Is he king merlin because his asshole and girl’s vag look like a wizard’s sleeve?

  • Kristen AKA Queen Creampie
    December 6, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    I had 5 Latin Kings line up and lay pipe in my rancid venereal diseased pass around pussy. Why dont you focus on that.?That was a good thing they did each week and an even better thing was they rotated members every week. That was about 100 good thing facials and creampies for me but yet no mention of these good things.you wanna focus on the drug dealing murdering and assaulting. How about focussing on the good gang bang.

  • Cheesmo
    December 6, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    I believe the fbi is a corrupt incompetent Gand of assholes
    But this was goof
    Arresting a gang of spics

  • Cheesemo
    December 6, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    The fat disgusting spade Rachel Rollins would have refused to prosecute these spics
    Half her family spent time in prison

    • Give it up already
      December 6, 2019 at 6:26 pm

      You are always bringing up Rachel Rollins, you must want to suck a fart out of her ass!

      Gross, dude.

  • You missed one
    December 6, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Kristin Wilson #63?

  • Scrootcho
    December 6, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    I’d let her lick my balls and poop chute

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 6, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    The jackbooted FBI need to release all 62 of these hardworking migrants NOW! These undocumented citizens are here to do the jobs you lazy Americans refuse to do. We are blessed to have them on our shores.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      December 6, 2019 at 3:15 pm

      Can you make room in your teepee for the lot?

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        December 6, 2019 at 6:02 pm


        • ncfoothillbilly
          December 6, 2019 at 7:21 pm

          No pshaw, lil squaw. Now get back in that teepee kitchen and get to makin’ some deer and buffalo sammiches. If you forget the dandelion greens this time youll be sleeping outside and wont be gettin’ any tomtom. Bring my jug of firewater while ‘yer at it.

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            December 6, 2019 at 9:02 pm

            NC Foothill Billy, I Resist Your White Patriarchy! Women’s Rights are Human Rights! Men of Quality Don’t Fear Equality! Keep Your Hands Out of my Uterus!

          • nctantohillbilly
            December 6, 2019 at 9:10 pm

            If I can reach into your uterus lil squaw aint so little, after all. Heres some equality…make 4 sammiches and you can have two of ’em. Fair enough? Backtalk me, again, and Ill do a rain dance and make you sleep outside in the mud.

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            December 6, 2019 at 10:03 pm

            I am tighter than Elder Nathan Phillip’s drum, but you will never get within 500 feet of it! I am filing for a restraining order against you! You misogynist pig!

          • ncfoothillbilly
            December 6, 2019 at 10:16 pm

            Pig? Hardly. Im sorry…here, I have a pretty blanket for you…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 6, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    If 40 years of smoking Newport 100’s had a face……

    Nice neck tat. Classy

  • massholio
    December 6, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Love gang member strutting around with expiration dates tattooed on their fat asses.

  • E. Norma Stitz
    December 6, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Well they do actually do some good in this world. They kill other shitheads and lowlife gang members.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      December 6, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Id venture a guess that they kill more innocent bystanders in the process. Im all for them killing their own kind, though.

  • John Blutarsky
    December 6, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Her face looks like a dirty ashtray.

    • Cheesemo
      December 6, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      Her face looks like a dirty asshole

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    December 6, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    This cunt looks like she’s taken dick from every Juan, Pablo and Jose in a 190 mile radius.
    Disgratziate !

  • I'm not going to run down a list
    December 6, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Well allow me to do so.

    Good things done by the Latin Kings:
    1) None

    Shit, that was easy!

  • Jack
    Societal parasites busted, inbreds!
    December 6, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    All have the vermin look!

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt esq.
    December 6, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Jesus, what a dumb cunt.

  • Midnight Rats
    December 6, 2019 at 11:24 am

    They do good things… Then you owe them forever. BTW, a little less Heroin, and a little more food, and she’d look fairly normal. She looks like a walking dead poster girl. She smiles with her lips closed, most likely the teeth are rotted to stubs.

    • Crystal Laviolette
      December 6, 2019 at 11:59 am

      Got those same ratchet eyes they all have… One look at the eyes and you know….

    • Juan AKA King Bitch Beater
      December 6, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      Nah. I knocked da bitches teef out when da bitch done got mouthy.

  • Judge dread
    December 6, 2019 at 11:18 am

    What this rat faced dick locker said reminds me of what Pelosi said last year when Trump called ms13 a bunch of animals. What did she do? She holds a press conference and seriously said they’re god’s children and they shouldn’t be dehumanized. Serious stage 4 TDS in action.

    10 to 1 ms rat face still hooks herself for Mexican Oxys and crack.

  • South end
    December 6, 2019 at 11:07 am

    They will be hitting the south end of New Bedford soon. They took out the LK’s from the north end so now Ruth St, will have all the business. If they really are gonna do shit right they will be hitting that end and let em all kill each other in Dartmouth or Ash Street.

  • Damianfigueroa
    December 6, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This is not the real Latin kings ! This is just a bunch of spics being trash ass gang! I will say back in the 90s I was married to a king I was young and dumb but independent! I will sway the real Latin kings helped family’s all over Massachusetts. For instance a young couple had a home with 3 children and they were stuck on mortgage the father had a stroke during work. We paid the mortgage for 5 months and bought food every month for 6 months. Then a grandmother raising her grandchildren car shit the bed we bought a caravan for her . We also donated money to boys and girls club in Waltham and paid for a teen center in Newton to open for teens to hang out . Etc . The Latin family were not criminals. If any of us were out of line or failed to do our part we were banned . We networked and raised money and had a bank account along with a tax I’d to prove at that time. However the name was a bad name because of bad people and left sour taste in people’s mouths . But every month we did interviews with the public to show we did good and bad was not tolerated! But that was the past and that’s how we did it . Glad I am no longer part of that shit . Time to grow up and just donate or voulenteer in an adult form

    • R Lee Ermey
      December 6, 2019 at 11:14 am

      Your comment makes no sense. If they are so great and do good things for people why wouldn’t you want to still belong? I think you’re wearing some rose tinted glasses and forgetting these people are thugs.

      Or is it more like…they do good things for people until you cross them, or don’t bow down to them and then they inflict harm.

      They’re all turds. You don’t need to be part of a street gang to do charity work. There are legit organizations for that.

    • Right..
      December 6, 2019 at 11:17 am

      Yes, like the Hells Angels doing Toys For Tots, Pablo Escobar building schools & giving money to the poor, Genovese Family funding youth programs, MSP Lt Colonel’s penetrating dispatchers vaginas, the list of wonderful deeds goes on…

    • Henry "King" Oso is a faggot
      December 6, 2019 at 12:25 pm

      Thats the type of shit they do because they know the media, democrats, liberals, and all the white-guilt dipshits will eat it right up. All the while they are raping and trafficking little children, killing people, and selling fentanyl. They make up some half-ass business like a barber shop, clothing store, or the famous “el oso security” company and use it to funnel all the illegal proceeds through. No sane person believes your retarded bullshit lol.

    • massholio
      December 6, 2019 at 1:36 pm

      I’m sure they deducted all this charity on their tax returns. LOL!

  • So sick of this shit
    December 6, 2019 at 10:40 am

    When asked for something good they do she responded with I’m not gonna list em all. Right hon cuz their aren’t any you stupid ho. And to the RI assholes chiming in on how bad the arrests were, STFU, you’re next you POS illegal immigrant scum. This country was built on the backs of immigrants from all over, now we are being undone by the newest wave of leeches. Deport them all and build the fucking wall so maybe my legitimate citizen kids have a chance. Take d b Kristin with you

  • Ruined White Girl
    December 6, 2019 at 10:33 am

    She loves sucking on any rancid burrito supreme.

  • R Lee Ermey
    December 6, 2019 at 10:29 am

    This stupid cunt should go into a bathroom and eat a gun. She should take advantage of the Springfield Sunoco before they clean it up from the last stupid cunt.

  • Yet here you are
    December 6, 2019 at 10:24 am

    You can also visit most fb groups and see this trash on each one. Yet here it is.

  • Finally
    December 6, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Next the Jewish diddlers they missed the last 30 years,kraft,wiener,Weinstein and the rabbis sucking babies dicks. Let’s hope they’re not as big of failures as the troops/vets.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 6, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Limerick of the Day

    This ratchet has terrible spelling
    And is critical of Andrew Lelling,
    She’s far from a dish
    And if you detect fish
    That’s just her vagina you’re smelling.

    Dick Scratcher (aged 52, UK Peasant)

    • HJY
      December 6, 2019 at 11:22 am

      Lmao!!! This one was great Dick!!

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        December 6, 2019 at 4:40 pm

        Your kind words are appreciated.

        DS 🙂

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